7 Sabriel, Lirael, Ellimere, and a Really Bad Pun The Old Kingdom is hosting a costume ball, and Sabriel and her friends make a costume based on certain events that somehow totally also happened in Ancelstierre. Couldn't think of a good summary to write for this one, which is unusual for me, but I promise you the thing's hilarious.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 590, favs: 4, 5/30/2016, Sabriel, Ellimere, Lirael, Sanar
1An Ad in the Daily Mail, January 21, 1941 When the joy abates, Nancy and her children become entrepreneurs! (An attempt to tie up two particular loose ends.)
Doctor Who, K, English, Humor & Family, words: 371, 4/19/2015
3The Best 5-Word Fic Ever The text of a brief, anonymous letter (for top-secret-ness- which is actually the most realistic way it would be sent) sealed with the Frey sigil received at the Red Keep a few days after the nuptials of Edmure Tully and Roslin Frey. (Or: Tywin Lannister would do anything for control of Westeros, but Walder Frey needs persuading to go along with risking his neck.)
Game of Thrones, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 38, 4/7/2015
4Tyelpë's Lesson Celebrimbor's first yearly examination with Aulë. Six month late fic exchange with kim onka!
Silmarillion, K+, English, Family & Spiritual, words: 4k+, favs: 10, follows: 4, 3/16/2015, Aulë, Celebrimbor, Curufin, Sauron
2The Name of the Doctor It's really quite obvious- what is the other great unknowable mystery of our time? Drabble.
Doctor Who, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 105, favs: 2, 11/26/2014, 9th Doctor, Rose T., Daleks
5 The Importance of Rhyme A "gift" for AO3 writer nanjcsy. Ramsay puts Theon through unspeakable tortures in a brilliantly-crafted plan to create a slave loyal to him forevermore- that is, brilliantly crafted until the final, and most crucial, step. Thank you, Internet, for the inspiration! (If anyone's seen "Melania burn candle in the North tower" sign - it appears I was prophetic!)
Game of Thrones, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 859, favs: 8, 10/2/2014, Theon G., Ramsay B., Yara G.
5 It Seemed Like a Good Idea One of Mandos's Maiar, concerned for Hurin, decides to take matters into her own hands... but ends up making things much, much worse. This is a crossover with Game of Thrones (no spoilers, though- only vague implications), but there are so few stories in that crossover archive and I wanted people to actually read this.
Silmarillion, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 361, favs: 5, 5/30/2014, Húrin, Námo
4Little Lotte Christine, singing a duet with her Angel, her Phantom, her enemy. My first phic (not my first fic though, just to clarify)!
Phantom of the Opera, K+, English, Drama, words: 186, 5/17/2014, Erik, Christine, Raoul
31 Fëanáro's Epic Fail: Loopholes » For an unbreakable Oath that called on the three most sacred names in Eä, the greatest of the Noldor really didn't put much thought into it... And now Mandos has terrible grammar, AND Feanor made the classic loophole mistake!
Silmarillion, K, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 30, follows: 5, updated: 4/19/2014 published: 7/12/2013, Fëanor, Morgoth, Námo
1Vardamír Elros, first King of Westernesse and completion of the story of his sires. My first three-sentence fic!
Silmarillion, K, English, Family & Spiritual, words: 95, favs: 2, 4/19/2014, Elros
5 The Woes of the Messenger A prince has a desperate message to deliver, but his emotional trauma prevents him from doing so effectively, which would have been perfectly understandable had he garbled the message in any other way...
Silmarillion, K+, English, Humor, words: 325, favs: 1, 3/30/2014, Manwë, Ñoldor, OC, Teleri
3 Marrer of Arda Tulkas is searching for Melkor after his deceit is revealed, and does catch the Marrer of Arda... sort of.
Silmarillion, K+, English, Angst & Family, words: 273, favs: 5, follows: 1, 3/30/2014, Morgoth, Tulkas
7 The Writer of the Story Olórin sees the torches of Tirion in the flames of the Sammath Naur. He is pleasantly surprised. Or: In Which The Seemingly Anticlimactic Ending of ROTK is Explained.
Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 12, follows: 2, 3/25/2014, Frodo B., Gandalf, Gollum, Morgoth
5Putting it Off Obi-Wan has a very bad habit (one he shares with me at this moment, incidentally, but fanfiction writing is a much better use of my time than essay writing, don't you think)? Drabble and a half.
Star Wars, K, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 171, favs: 4, 3/7/2014, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
8 The Slash Fairy Cometh Again! A sequel to Cyberwulf's "The Slash Fairy Cometh" from the LOTR archive. The Slash Fairy is not satisfied with achieving total dominion over Middle-earth- she wants dominion over all Eä! Triple drabble, approximately. No graphic smut. If you hate slash, READ IT! If you love slash, READ IT!
Silmarillion, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 466, favs: 1, 1/17/2014, Manwë, Morgoth, Varda, OC
2 With Smiling Face and Evil in His Heart Manwë forgives Melkor with open arms, and Ulmo cannot bear it. Triple drabble (tried to make it as short as I could- apparently this is the best I can do!) Title is from a passage about Maeglin after betraying Gondolin.
Silmarillion, K, English, Family & Tragedy, words: 586, favs: 5, follows: 1, 12/30/2013, Manwë, Morgoth, Ulmo
2 Santa's Fëanorian Elves Mandos comes up with an interesting probation for the Fëanorians... part of 12 Days of Christmas. Google "Whomp It" to find out what it is. (For the record, Santa exists in an alternate universe.)
Silmarillion, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, 12/21/2013, Amras, Celebrimbor, Fëanor, Námo
4Bilbo's Gift List As Bilbo's last Yule in Middle-earth approaches, he wants to give everyone the best gift ever... but old and senile Hobbits with Ring-fried brains aren't too good at gift-giving... Part 7 in 12 Days of Christmas Tolkien fic series. Oh yeah, message me if you think I should do anyone else (to whom Bilbo would plausibly send a gift)!
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor, words: 592, favs: 5, 12/19/2013, Bilbo B., Gandalf, Aragorn, Elrond
5 The Goblins' Christmas Feast When Thorin and Company are captured in Goblin-town, much strangeness occurs... Part 6 of the 12 Days of Christmas Tolkien fic series; next up in Lord of the Rings!
Hobbit, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 968, favs: 7, follows: 1, 12/18/2013, Thorin, Bilbo B., The Goblin King
5 The Salute At Cormallen, the Army of the West shows not only honor to the Ring-bearers, but solidarity, in a way that speaks louder than words.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 206, favs: 6, 12/18/2013, Frodo B., Samwise G., Aragorn
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