Hey! I'm Emily, here are some things you might want to know about me:
I'm from Florida!!!
I'm deathly afraid of snakes...
my favorite colors are, purple, gray, silver, black, green, and white.
1. Harry Potter
2. Percy Jackson and the Olympians
3. Heroes of Olympus
4. Divergent Trilogy
5. Mortal Instruments
6. Infernal Devices
7. Hunger Games
8. The Kane Chronicles
9. The Host
10.The matched trilogy
11. Kingdom Keepers
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who hates and isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, WanderingShadowlight, No1butjoe, Nicole Roza Ozera, And Pidgons Fly35, EnglandPoland, Rosie Luvs Choccie,PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, Daughter.of.Artemis2
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso .
5. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with The Prophecy."
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go."
9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
10. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
11. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives. They're loose!!"
12. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
13. And the Final Way to keep a Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, azuashihiko, AngelAndAnime, TheLighteningTheifRocks, HAWTgeek, percyxannabeth18770, 78meg9, no-percabeth-is-no-life, mkc120, The Goddess of Myths, ShimmeringDaisyFace, PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, Daughter.Of.Artemis2
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.
The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain.
The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it
The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care
The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.
The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom.
The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them
The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are.
I'm That Girl: who passes all the classes she hates and fails the ones she loves.
I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date.
I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand.
I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with.
I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family
I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could.
I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it
I'm That Girl: who wears all black clothing and cracks up at everything you say.
I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up.
I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality.
I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.
I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.
I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl.
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
Girl: She gives him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
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If you could read that, paste this to your profile
copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson) is hot.
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
Your idol is a character from a book.
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.
Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll always picture Haymitch
Whenever someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
Yes, I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire, too
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
Cats are better than dogs.
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies
Used to play with dolls as little kid
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
Like being the star of every thing.
No child should ever lose a life to any disease, especially cancer. Pediatric cancer takes 1, 545 children away from their parents, other family members and friends. Each year 10, 400 children are diagnosed with this disease. From age birth to 18, cancer shows no mercy for any certain age group. 1, 545 children will not live to see their 18th brithday, will never get married, never have kids and never grow up. Join th fight agains pediatric cancer and show you care and are thinking baout the gone before Angels and the will go Angels and the Angels that are in pain everyday of their lives. Add your name to this list so that maybe, just maybe, a cancer patient will see it and see that people care. United we stand, divided we fall. United together against cancer in children can make a difference. Please add your name to my list: PrincessOfWisdom-AnnbethChase, Daughter.of.Artemis2
On December 14, 2012 20 students and 6 staff at an elemenatry school in Newtown, Connecticut lost their lives to a school shooting. Th man, who will not be named, opened fire on this school killing 20 young kids and 6 staff members. These 26 victims had friends and family. The 20 children had lives to live, parents that loved them and friends that cared about them. The kids will never grow up and go to prom, never have a wedding, never bring another being into this world, and will never tell anyone they loved them. Parents in Newtown will never hear the words "Mommy I love you" or "Daddy I love you" again, never cry at their weddings, and will never hold a child these students could have brought intot he world. Dads of the little girls lost will never walk them down the aisle on their big day and will never accompany them to a father-daughter dance. Dads of the little boys lost will never throw the football/baseball, will never bounce the basket ball and never kick the soccer ball witht hem. Mothers will never watch as their children lost say "I do" at the altar, will never rock a grandchild and will never watch as their child throws their graduation cap in the air and then head off to college. These parents will never be able to kiss their children good night. They will all be thinking "Why didn't I hug them one last time?" Show respect for the 26 lives lost and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list. Show that you sympathise with these parents. Post this angel on your profile...PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, Daughter.of.Artemis2
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
3. Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend?
4. Which PJO Character Do You Hate?
Kronos, Circe, and atlas
5. Your Favorite PJO book?
the lightNing thief or the last olympian
6. Your Favorite PJO Character?
All of Them
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
God: Hermes orApollo (i can't choose)
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Try to stay calm and challenge him to a training session.
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Thalia or Nico
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Well... Annabeth was having the Hephaestus cabin remake Deadalus's wings so the stolls and I stole them and we flew a little too close to the water and ended up on a deserted island with a couple of broken wings...
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Point and shout "oh did you hear that? Mothers calling me from Alaskan! I better go!" And sprint away hiding forever...
12. Favorite PJO Pairing?
Percabeth, thalico, Jasper, and traitie
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?
thalia, nico, percy, and I accidently exploded the arts and crafts section... And injured a couple people, the gods are a little angry!
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Playing Capture the Flag, CHB style, or reading.
15. Favorite PJO Quote
"i can see the stars again my lady"-zoë
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
The Last Olympian, pg: 336
"My whole world tipped upside down, and I gave the knife to Luke."
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
The Titan's Curse, pg:35-36
He looked unsettled, but it didn't last long. "Hey, can I see that sword you were using?"
I showed him Riptide and explained how it turned from a pen into a sword just by uncapping it.
"Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?"
"Um, well I don't actually write with it."
"Are you really the son of Poseidon?"
"Can you surf really well then?"
I looked at Grover who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? (don't get me wrong, Poseidon and Athena are my favorite Gods but I love these god/goddess moments)
Hades: When he rides out of the ground during the war and saves the day.
Artemis: When she fights Atlas to protect her Zoe and when she turns Zoe into a constellation.
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
When he starts talking about how coffee is the clue to finding pan.
20. Favorite Random Moment?
"With great power comes great need to take a nap, wake me up later."
In loving memory of...
...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest to save her goddess knowing very well that she would die
...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends
...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth
...Silena Beauregard, who died of the greatest heroes
...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success
...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos
...Everyone else who died in the Titan War or saving someone else because they knew it was right.
May they rest in the the Field of Elysium.
If your a Demigod copy this into your profile
If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile
If you love Thalico (come on people they're not related on the god side of family! Percy says so in TLO! Percy & Annabeth are actually 2nd cousins, and they date! Why is it so disgusting?) copy & paste!
IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
*You like being in charge.
*You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You have multiple exes.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
*You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac
3/10 thank gods!
*You feel at home in the water.
*Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
*You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
*You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
*You hate seafood. (they didn't do anything to you!)
*You never get seasick. (never in my whole life!)
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
*You are acrophobiac
6/10 this im okay with!
*You’re not that much of a people person.
*You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
*You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
*You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
*You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
*You feel most active at night.
4/10 Nico would be a cool bro!
You own a garden.
*You like the great outdoors.
*You have a green thumb.
*You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
*You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
*You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
3/10 ...nevet really liked her...
You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You like reading about war.
*You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
*You don’t always think before you do something.
3/10 thank the fates!
*You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
*You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.
*Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
*You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
*You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
*You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
*You think it would be better if you were the President.
*You have a huge shelf of books at home.
*You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
*You’re very creative and artistic.
*You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
*You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
*You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
*You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
*Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
6/10 he should have more than Hades
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
*You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
*You like silver.
*You like the moon better than the sun
*Zoe Nightshade is awesome
*You love wild animals (Tiger, lepoards)
*You spend most of your time outdoors.
*You love to move around the place
*Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters
9/10 WOOHOOO! I love her! Bu I do like guys..
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
*You aren’t afraid of fire.
1/10 eh...doesn't really strike me as my parent!
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
0/10 thank the gods!
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
*You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
*You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
*You’re inventive and resourceful.
*You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
*You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
6/10 connor and travis would be amazing bros!
You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
*You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
*You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.
1/10 *oh thank gods!*
*Being called 'crazy' is a compliment
*You like magic
*You like Harry Potter
You hate when people think you're the bad guy
*You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy
*You couldn't care less about fashion
Teddy bears are lethal in your hands
You like being different from everybody else
You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous
8/10 cool! I like Hecate!!!
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERy, VERY Attractive!)
Math teachers really are evil.
Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Hieroglyphics are fun to read.
A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct )
DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADNT.
TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL
THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.
4th SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME DONT READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.
2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?
3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY
CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT
4. WRITE ANYONES NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.
DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID
5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
MAKE A WISH
ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME
1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in
2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3
8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE
11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
repost this WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE
see if you can read this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.