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There is only one thing I care to share about myself. I am seriously addicted to Naruto in all it's forms (cept the games... stupid things can't even say Ramen right. They say 'ram'en).

Update: Well Not so addicted to Naruto anymore... Shippuuden sucks anyways. Though I will admit an unquenchable thirst for Fanfics...

Also I'm starting to hate my semi-photographic memory... can remember most every plot I've read on this site...

Favorite parings:

Naruto/Hanabi(usually older)




Naruto/Pretty much any girl cept Hinata that is around Naruto's age


Sasuke/Tayuya(it's odd but Agent-G did it pretty well)




Hated Pairings:



Anything even hinting at yaoi or yuri.

Also gotta say, i really enjoy Harry Potter fanfics (especially since Mrs. Rowling stated she messed up)

Anywho, according to Pottermore, I am a member of the House of Slytherin (surprising that)

Favorite Pairings

Harry/Hermione (This is what should have been canon)



Harry/Bellatrix(particularly involving time-travel)

Ron/Luna (it just works)


Hated Pairings

ANYTHING INVOLVING YAOI/YURI (I believe it's wrong but I won't judge as it isn't my job)

Ron/Hermione (wth was Mrs. Rowling on?)

Harry/Pansy (Just no)... I kinda disagree with this statement now... Read one really good Harry/Pansy story.

Harry/Millicent (no)


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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