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Joined Jul '13

Name: It's a kind of Weaponry

Nicknames: Tanryoku, Shingai, Darkness, Blackwatch, "that crazy nigga over there"

favorite food: Steak, Pocky, Dango, Ramen, Yakitori, Pizza, honey bunches of oats

favorite color: Red

hobbies: anime, manga,writing,Drawing ,video games, reading, welding

age: still old enough to die but now i can drink

Favorite Manga/Anime: Buso Renkin, Berzerk, Gantz, high school of the dead, Elfen Lied, Mirai nikki, Deadman wonderland ,Fairy Tail, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Rosario Vampire, Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha,death note,shaman king, code geass lor,SOUL EATER, kekaishi,air gear,avatar the last air bender, legend of korra(yes it is an anime so shaddup),Devil may cry, DBZ(and GT), Hellsing Ultimate, Wolf Guy, Psyren, Shingeki no kyojin, Sword art online, Samurai champloo, Rorouni kenshin, Digimon and Pokemon

favorite phrase/slogan:

"the hell is wrong with you. that idea is completely stupid ... i'll go first"-me

if it's impossible i already did it"-me

don't drag me down to your level. let me get up and take the stairs"- my friend

"smooch my buns i'm out"-my mom

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.-unknown

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.-unknown

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?-unknown

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.-unknown

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.-unknown

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-unknown

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

Favorite naruto pairings:

narutoxanko: it makes sense cause of both are hated for things they have no control over.

narutoxhinata: this shot better happen or i swear...

narutoxino: blonds have more fun

narutoxtemari:both blonde,both wind users ,and as gaara's sister she has a somewhat good view of a jinkurikichi's life

narutoxyugito: both jinchuriki

narutoxsamui: purely because she is SEXY!!!

narutoxtenten: see narutoxsamui

Favorite bleach pairings:

IchigoxOrinime: their just so cute together

IchigoxRukia:they both have pretty abrasive attitudes i think they'd be good together

UryuxYoroichi:the very attitude clash would be hilarius

IchiRukiHimeTatsuki:the ultimate 4-some!!(Ichigo,Rukia,Orihime,and Tatsuki)

favorite cross over pairs:




Naruxjean grey







Naruxolder karin(bleach)









ichixfem kyuubi.








least favorite paring:

Narutoxsakura: i mean come on!! she spent half the show hitting and insulting him!! who would find this realistic?! whoever does must be brain dead.

irukaxanko: sorry, Iruka not on my watch!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...)

if you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile

FuNnIe QuOtEs

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?(don't know who)

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . ."”
― C.S. Lewis

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
―Mark Twain.

"There's only three real monsters, kid: Dracula, Blackula and Son of Kong. Now quit picking your nose and knead that dough!" Mr. Pannucci - Futurama

"That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!" Calculon - Futurama

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." Winston Churchill

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde

“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: ‘Cover for me.’ Number 2: ‘Oh, good idea, Boss!’ Number 3: ‘It was like that when I got here.’” Homer Simpson - The Simpsons

“Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?" Sideshow Bob - The Simpsons

"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." Carl Zwanzig

"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his." General George S. Patton

“This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers” Randal Graves - Clerks

"Guns don't kill people... but they sure help."

“There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you” Cameron Poe - Con Air

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" Scott Adams

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." George W. Bush

"That's what the Internet is for! Slandering others anonymously."

"Fighting fair is for people that don't know how to avoid losing correctly."

"I don't drink from the fountain of wisdom, I gargle."

"If you get glitter on you prepare to have it on you forever, because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." Dimitri Martin

"Keep your expectations low. If you expect a kick in the balls, but get a slap in the face, then it's a victory."

"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees."

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."

"You never want to be in a fair fight if an unfair fight is an option." Forrest Griffin - Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down (A Survival Guide To The Apocalypse)

"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years."

"There's no 'I' in team." "Oh yeah! Well there's no "you" in "team" either! So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamn team. The team sucks!"

"Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says 'We're all equals as men except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and your dead.' Of course dropping a nuke on them from 50 thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling."

"If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything; it is that you can kill anyone." Michael Corleone - The Godfather: Part II

"You should never avert your eyes from death, never look away from the lives you have taken. And you should never forget the people that you have killed, because I can assure you they will never forget you." Solf J. Kimblee - Fullmetal Alchemist

"I'm sorry I'm having trouble hearing you over the smell of My people's blood on your hands." Dende- TFS abridged

"Olly Olly Oxen-bitch!!" Vegeta- TFS abridged

"This is the 21 century. You can't just walk up and slap a guy. You have to say something cool first." Kankuro -soldiers of fortune (story by Kenchi618)

"I hate listening to other people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care." Kankuro -soldiers of fortune (story by Kenchi618)

"Okay 1st WHAT! and second THE FUCK!!!"Dr. Gero TFS abridged

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