7k+ Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit » Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 28, words: 117k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 704, updated: 5/1/2020 published: 2/2/2003, Severus S., A. Sinistra
7 rage, rage against the buying of the phone It comes as a surprise to exactly no one that Luke Danes is not a fan of the smart phone. To put it lightly. This doesn't stop Lorelai from talking him into getting one. After a long, hard road of needling, nagging, and (when all else fails) flagrant seduction.
Gilmore Girls, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 15, follows: 1, 11/4/2016, Lorelai G., Luke D.
15a radiant darkness upon us » In the days before Joffrey's wedding to Margaery, Sansa and Tyrion's marriage grows more complicated. (Multi-chapter story; in progress.)
Game of Thrones, T, English, Drama, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, favs: 51, follows: 88, updated: 5/29/2014 published: 4/19/2014, Tyrion L., Sansa S.
19 I don't have a choice (but I still choose you) Post 3x07. Brienne wants to know why Jaime came back for her. Jaime considers how to answer.
Game of Thrones, K, English, Friendship & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 114, follows: 16, 10/5/2013, Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L.
21 we lost faith in the arms of love Sansa and Tyrion continue to grow closer. Shae notices.
Game of Thrones, T, English, Angst & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 110, follows: 23, 8/24/2013, Tyrion L., Sansa S.
16 skin and bones of love "We could always run away," Tyrion jokes in that low voice he uses to be kind to her. It makes Sansa feel like he's telling her secrets.
Game of Thrones, K+, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 120, follows: 25, 8/21/2013, Tyrion L., Sansa S.
11 You do not have to walk on your knees » Regina and redemption, take two. It goes better this time. (Featuring Emma drowning her sorrows in Adele, Regina exploding bowls of ice cream, Henry pretending he doesn't know what a parent trap is, lots of regret and quiet yearning, and Captain Hook showing up just long enough to be the worst. Also, magic.) An AU following "The Cricket Game."
Once Upon a Time, K, English, Family & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 27, follows: 29, updated: 8/20/2013 published: 8/16/2013, Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
25 give me hope in silence Sansa grows used to her marriage - and her husband. (Missing moments from season three.)
Game of Thrones, K+, English, Angst & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 159, follows: 34, 8/18/2013, Tyrion L., Sansa S.
23 The Weight of Us Amy Pond, and motherhood.
Doctor Who, K+, English, Angst & Family, words: 4k+, favs: 61, follows: 6, 4/23/2012, Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III
6 Better Half Ann is taking Leslie grocery shopping, because when Leslie goes grocery shopping on her own, she winds up living on Pop-Tarts and frozen mini-cheeseburgers and those Oreo things shaped like tubes that you're supposed to use for straws.
Parks and Recreation, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 435, favs: 22, follows: 3, 4/22/2012, Ann P., Leslie K.
11 this level reach of blue is not my sea Elizabeth, just after At World's End. They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
Pirates of the Caribbean, K+, English, Angst & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 41, follows: 4, 4/22/2012, Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
13 life is bleak for butlers and the lovelorn In which five birthdays are unsatisfactory, Niles is bitter and a little bit evil, C.C. is bitter and a little bit evil, and at least they've got each other. To torture.
Nanny, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 1, 4/22/2012, CC B., Niles
7 til we're old and grey Six things that never happened to Jenny Calendar.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, K+, English, Drama & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 29, follows: 1, 4/22/2012, Calendar, J., R. Giles
10 Settlingly Ever After In which a Saturday night showing of Furry Vengeance brings Liz Lemon and Wesley Snipes together, and they kinda just keep being brought together. Over, and over, and over ...
30 Rock, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 18, follows: 1, 4/22/2012
27 Whatever our souls are made of Edward Cullen tries to woo Rory. Paris does not approve.
Gilmore Girls, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 48, follows: 3, 4/22/2012, Paris G., Rory G.
18 Melon Folly and the Infinite Strangeness In which Morgana's evil plan to bring down Camelot with a love spell does not go exactly according to plan, and Merlin is suddenly getting a lot of attention from Arthur. A highly serious series 3 AU adventure.
Merlin, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 81, follows: 16, 4/22/2012, Merlin, Arthur
10 You Say Tomatoes, I Say Doritos In which Luke likes spinach, Lorelai obstinately digs her junk food, and bickering runs rampant. Very, very rampant.
Gilmore Girls, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 28, follows: 6, 4/22/2012, Lorelai G., Luke D.
7 that will put her heart out like an only eye Lucretia, in her moment of not-quite-dying.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand, T, English, Angst & Romance, words: 467, favs: 5, follows: 2, 4/22/2012, Lucretia, Batiatus L.
9 Let It Be Awkward In which the Ponds get woken up in the middle of the night, River wears a smashing dress, the Doctor does not wear enough, and potassium is discussed.
Doctor Who, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 36, follows: 4, 4/22/2012, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy
18You're my favourite book She goes extra-mad in libraries, Hermione. Ron's always enjoyed watching it. This time's no exception.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 809, favs: 57, follows: 8, 4/22/2012, Ron W., Hermione G.