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An Unsung Hero: An Earth 723 Fic » by Rowena Zahnrei
When a young mutant attacks, Nightcrawler must live with the consequences, coping with the loss of his mutant gifts while reality unravels all around him... Related to my story "The Day the Earth Stood Back," but not a sequel. Complete Story, freshly revised! Includes 4 Deleted Scenes! Please Review!X-Men: The Movie, K+, English, Drama & Sci-Fi, chapters: 33, words: 89k+, favs: 23, follows: 2, updated: 12/19/2016 published: 2/18/2004, Storm/Ororo M., Logan/Wolverine, Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
789 Mercenary » by PoisonousAngel
Bane survived the Catwoman's attack. But now he wakes to agony of the worst kind. He is imprisoned in Arkham Asylum and in extreme pain. But not for long. The sun cannot blind him forever. Post TDKR. Bane/OC COMPLETEBatman Begins/Dark Knight, M, English, Suspense & Romance, chapters: 26, words: 186k+, favs: 751, follows: 453, updated: 1/12/2013 published: 7/31/2012, Bane
185Inbox » by Mathematica
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.Star Wars, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 19k+, favs: 277, follows: 126, updated: 4/16/2009 published: 12/20/2008
14 Death's Last Kiss by Kendra Luehr
The Joker entertains an unlikely guest. WARNING: dark, disturbing elements, bloodlust, and necrophilia-esque mannerisms.Batman Begins/Dark Knight, T, English, Tragedy & Horror, words: 2k+, favs: 11, follows: 1, 3/31/2009, Joker, Rachel D.
20 Beautiful and Clever and Funny as Sin by MorganBonny
Broken Compass Drabble 'Mary-Sue' Everyone is completely enthralled with Port Royal's own Mary Sue...everyone except Captain Norrington, that is.Pirates of the Caribbean, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 3, 3/26/2009, James N.
118 Hi, This Is Luke, Leave A Message » by Lucillia
Hi Luke, this is Mon Mothma. I know you admire me as one of the great leaders of the Rebellion, but stealing my underwear is going a little too far.Star Wars, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 4k+, favs: 206, follows: 91, updated: 3/17/2009 published: 12/19/2007, Luke S., Darth Vader
22 The Demise of Will Turner by x-the-three-crazed-teenagers-x
We, the three crazed fangirls, thought we would take a break from writing our epic comedy self-insert thriller, to remind you of what a pansy Will Turner is and the 20 pansyish deeds that would lead to his demise... enjoy! NB: NOT FOR WILL TURNER LOVERSPirates of the Caribbean, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 194, favs: 7, 1/20/2009, Will T.
9Goat Pirates of Port Royal by DethRose
Totally random. Sorry, but this refused to leave my brain until I wrote it down. Flames are welcome! Wow. How many times do you get to read that? Since so many one persons said I should continue this I will. I just have to think what to write.Pirates of the Caribbean, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 150, favs: 4, 12/15/2008, Capt. Jack Sparrow
541 The MarySue » by Dallas W
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.Batman Begins/Dark Knight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 14, words: 18k+, favs: 191, follows: 85, updated: 10/4/2008 published: 7/30/2008
23 In The Offing by Random-Battlecry
Mid-TDK. He leaps on the bus and takes them all for the ride of their lives, a murderous conundrum in an archaic nurse outfit. The Joker and his victims to be.Batman Begins/Dark Knight, T, English, Horror & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 39, follows: 3, 8/12/2008
14 Beckett's First Date by Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess
Cutler Beckett never saw the point of a blind date - and never will.Pirates of the Caribbean, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, 6/26/2008, Cutler B.
18 Beckett's First Near Death Experience by Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess
Cutler Beckett hates spiders. Always has, always will.Pirates of the Caribbean, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 836, favs: 10, follows: 1, 4/22/2008, Cutler B.
36 In Which JeanLuc Goes Bananas by StatlerWaldorf
Wesley bakes, Data refuses to put on clothing, and potatoes fly in tonight's adventure! If you take it seriously, then that's just silly of you. Relax, breathe... watch out for Lwaxana!StarTrek: The Next Generation, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 29, follows: 2, 4/8/2008, J. Picard, Lwaxana T.
84Delicacy » by GreenWood Elf
Beckett clenched his fists. He hated her obscenely polite manners, why it was a very mockery of her person. A woman with bloodstained hands and breeches shouldn't be polite.Pirates of the Caribbean, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 18, words: 49k+, favs: 17, follows: 20, updated: 2/5/2008 published: 7/24/2007, Cutler B., Elizabeth S.
4 Theory about the Peanut by flagpole
Ever wondered what was with Jack and the peanut? Here in this funny short song type thing you will know one of my theorys!Pirates of the Caribbean, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 354, favs: 4, follows: 1, 12/9/2007, Capt. Jack Sparrow
146 Teh Ultimate Mary Sue Parody! » by Stormtracer
Here's a thought: What if LotR characters could occasionally resist Mary Sues? After reading several badfics, I wondered what the results would be. So I wrote this.Lord of the Rings, T, English, Parody, chapters: 16, words: 34k+, favs: 46, follows: 25, updated: 12/8/2007 published: 12/2/2005, Legolas, Peregrin T.
1k+ Things As They Should Be: By Legolas » by mbus55
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 48, words: 48k+, favs: 368, follows: 145, updated: 9/23/2007 published: 11/14/2005
702 Whatsoever You Do » by Dreamstrifer
Nindariel is a shy, pretty elf. Haldir is an arrogant, cold Marchwarden. And Rumil has the perfect plan to bring the two together. HaldirOC, set before the books.Lord of the Rings, K, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 22, words: 59k+, favs: 588, follows: 176, updated: 4/9/2007 published: 1/7/2004, Haldir
33 If Ye Give a Kraken a Human by Luthy Lovett
Y'know those If You Give a Mouse a Cookie books? Well, this is like that. Only it's FLYING DUTCHMAN STYLE!Pirates of the Caribbean, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 469, favs: 17, follows: 2, 2/17/2007