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290Witches, Wizards, and Druids »
Hermione Granger always knew she was a druid. Her parents were druids. Her grandparents were druids. After learning she has magical abilities she heads to Hogwarts to learn about magic. There she encounters a newly awakened portrait who informs her she isn't just a follower of the Old ways, she is a Druid, capital D, protector of the lands with all that entails.Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 41, words: 134k+, favs: 211, follows: 341, updated: 5/10 published: 7/21/2024, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Marcus F.
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The Soulmate Kerfuffle »
When a ritual to find soulmates goes awry, the Golden Trio refuses to come to the rescue. Harry and Ron just started their auror careers. And Hermione plays pro football. A chance meeting reveals her soulmate, causing Hermione to embark on an adventure she never quite thought she would-balancing a demanding work life and a long term relationship.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 21, words: 65k+, favs: 141, follows: 137, updated: 5/31/2024 published: 1/20/2024, Hermione G., Oliver W.
313 Solstice Blessings »
A surprise invitation leads Hermione to possibilities she never considered, and a healing everyone thought impossible. She sets off on an Winter Solstice adventure that changes her life in the best possible ways. Does contain some Weasley bashing because some of them are a bit obtuse.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance, chapters: 34, words: 107k+, favs: 358, follows: 358, updated: 12/2/2023 published: 4/24/2023, Harry P., Hermione G., Marcus F.
17The Burrow
Marcus Flint likes and respects his boss, Arthur. He really does. He is not sure about attending an afternoon gathering at said boss's house, with said boss's family. Will Hermione change his mind about events at the Burrow?Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 52, follows: 53, 4/2/2023, Hermione G., Marcus F.
10Misadventures In Time
Pansy has a problem: Hermione Granger. More specifically, that Hermione Granger is marrying Marcus Flint. She decides not to take this lying down. Fate might have something to say about this.Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 29, follows: 14, 4/2/2023, Hermione G., Pansy P., Marcus F.
962 Hidden »
Feeling betrayed by those she trusted most, Hermione suggests a dangerous game of hide-and-go-seek. She discovers more had been hidden from her than she thought. Grey Hermione. Order of Phoenix bashing. Relationship is Hermione/Marcus Flint.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 65, words: 209k+, favs: 866, follows: 858, updated: 1/28/2023 published: 11/22/2021, Hermione G., Luna L., Marcus F., Rodolphus L.
499 Runes and Rituals »
After the war Hermione Granger left England to obtain a mastery. Viktor Krum transferred from Bulgaria to avoid a marriage law. What happens when the two of them end up in England as the British Wizarding Ministry enacts its own marriage law.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 29, words: 84k+, favs: 616, follows: 627, updated: 11/13/2021 published: 9/12/2019, Hermione G., Viktor K.
1k+ Face On the Milk Carton »
Every witch and wizard knew of the Eze Baby. Snatched from her pram by a squib never to be seen again. The greatest tragedy of the Cote d'Azur. What happens when the baby in the picture looks like pictures Hermione has seen her entire life.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 64, words: 208k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 11/20/2020 published: 6/4/2019, Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.