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Joined Aug '13

Hello there world

This is Arcami

I'm happy to have finally created an account on here and can't wait to start writing stories

Most of the stories are going to be Naruto stories since that is the most f*ing badass anime out there.

The stories are also mostly going to feature the Akatsuki characters since they are f*ing awesome, but everyone else is just as awesome.

What they might entail well that's different story and i might surprise you

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Hidan

2. Kakashi

3. Zabuza

4. Shikamaru

5. Kiba

6. Kakuzu

7. Kisame

8. Jiraya

9. Hinata

10. Minato

11. Asuma

12. Konan

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

yes

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I give him an 8.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

First that would have to be switched and second Pein would kill and maim Jiraya for doing so

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah mainly Naruto/Hinata ones

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hell no

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

If I had to choose Five/Nine since the other is just plain creepy

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

HE would run from Pein trying to kill Kakashi for doing the deed and then kill him for watching it.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

The fight of the century between the Demon of the Mist and the Yellow Flash. Who will win?(Kinda obvious though)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Hell no and if there is that is just creepy

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

To Heal An Angel.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Simple Shikamaru would first seduce Hidan and then they fall in love through many trials and through stubbornness and soon F*k multiple times and marry.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Not really

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Don't know

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

KUSHINA!!!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I'm sexy and I know it, HAHAHAHAHAHA

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

.Warning may contain lemons, threesome and soon after character death supplied by Pein.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Kakashi, I need to talk to you later for some private lessons.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

WTF is wrong with them.

20) How emo is Seven?

Not emo, more perverted

What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night?

Hidan! Shikamaru is next door and please try to keep it down this time.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Get the f*k out of here you perv. Are you turning into Jiraya?

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Kakuzu I think this is taking into far. I mean I know you hate Hidan and all but forcing his lover to marry someone else is just wrong.

Hidan in background tied up and yelling profanities and death threats at Kakuzu.

This is ridiculous.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

An all you can eat steak dinner!?!?! I'm in heaven.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Waves a ten dollar bill in his face and his hands grabs my wrist.

Okay, okay I'll give it to you just don't break my wrist or kill me.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Cool I'm part shark. That's f*king awesome!!!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

I told you not to peek into the woman's bath. Especially when Tsunade and Sakura were there.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Um Hinata, are you drunk or something

Hinata falls face first on the ground.

I'll take that as a yes.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Minato, okay I'm sorry for stealing your ramen. I'll get you and Kushina a lifetime supply if you just talk to me please!!!!! :(

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Calls his ninken to help carry me back as he reads Icha Icha.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A f*king sword. that's freaking sweet. Now I ca practice with Kisame nii-san.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Calls Hidan and We both get rescued. He think its a drag to worry since, he has such a wonderful lover that cares for him.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

HE would laugh in my face and tell everyone that he knows.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Hidan this isn't funny. First off he's already married and second get me the f*k out of this and I don't care if this is revenge for the Shikamaru wedding fiasco.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He would use Samehada to rip them to shreds. Thanks Kisame-nii

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

She would try her best to cheer me on and I would invite Naruto along as well to help her.(Also to get them together)

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

He would get Kushina, tell her that I insulted her son and watch the result.(HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because he is awesome ass motherf*ker and he isn't afraid t speak his mind. GO Hidan Kill all the heathens (besides the people on this list)

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Kakashi that's a horrible. I mean student teacher relations really. Besides you have Iruka and Hinata has Naruto. Gosh.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Seriously how in the f*k do I get in these screwed up situations. I blame Kakashi for this since he was the one who set this up. Besides I alreday met Haku and trust me he is badass already. We would get along great.

Leaves to go find Kakashi and burn his Icha Icha books in front of him.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

They are both drunk and Hidan is locked in a closet somewhere with no way out.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

F*k no I mean really, I've heard of crack pairings but this take the cake or heart in this case.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do?

No not breaking hearts, stealing hearts is the better term for it and I would help him if it does help him live longer.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
What??? Since I found out that we were related I decided to get the same haircut as you. Is it a little weird?

Kisame nods his hesitantly and tries to not look freaked out.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Seriously, you think that peeping in on woman would get you a girlfriend in the first place.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Hinata for the last time this isn't Naruto's email.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
WTF Hidan did you and Minato lose a bet or something?

(Minato/Hidan) (F*k) Yeah

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Hidan!!! I think Zabuzza might be raping Shikamaru!!!

Ten seconds later Hidan rushes in breaks down the door and carries out a blushing Shikamru with a lustful look on his face. They both enter the room next door and moans were soon heard.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
No way in hell, I hate that pairing with a passion. HidaShika forever.

Would 2 trust 5?
With his dogs most likely since they both use them.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Hidan appears and sweeps Shikamru up his feet. Minato looks over to see who was poking him only to discover a cloud of dust in its wake.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
1001 ways to kill a target effectively or athletics. (No clue really)

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Monk fish liver and seafood most likely

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Hinata would work as tour guide at an aquarium and Kisame would train the animals.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Jiraya are you that sex deprived that you gave Kiba a woman's hair cut

(Kiba) WHAT!?!??!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Wait Hinata, doesn't that look like Kis..Kakuzu hand shoot over my mouth with a dark blush covering his face.

Ohhhh okay I won't tell. Another crack pairing is born.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Minato is showing baby pictures of Naruto to Hinata enough said.

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Face the wrath of the Yellow Flash and his even more menacing wife, Hidan. Run FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
awkward moment but then Hinata would blush then faint. When she woke up she would delete the message immediately.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Yeah because I don't want him to steal my money that's why and I don't want him to see my birthday present for him is.(It's money!!!)

7 won the lottery?
Nice going bro we're rich now. Let's get a giant pool and fill it with sharks and... Knocked unconscious by Kakuzu and he attempts to steal the winnings. Other "interesting" events happen and soon I woke up to noise coming from Kisame's room. I leave it to your perverted imaginations :)

8 had quite a big secret?
Wait your proposing to Tsunade??

9 became a singer?
Good luck Hina-chan I hope that you will swoon Naruto with your beautiful voice.

10 got a daughter?
NARUTO HAS A SISTER!!!???!?!?

What would 1 think of 2?
A worthy opponent for him to sacrifice to Jashin-sama

What would 4 envy about 5?
Nothing. He's too lazy to care and also he has everything he needs.(Especially a lover)

What dream would 5 have about 6?
It would be a nightmare about him being chased by Kakuzu in order to be sold as a "pet"

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Both their names start with K, they are both extremely tall and muscular, and that they are each other's lo...Kisame and Kakuzu clamp my mouth shut.

What would make 7 angry at 8?
That he hadn't taken him to peek at the woman's bath for "research."(Two some bodies aren't going to be happy when they find out)

Where would 8 meet 9?
In the woman's bath spying on her.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
That she has extremely perverted dreams about his son.(Hinata is a naughty girl)

What would make 1 scared of 10?
That he could slice him up and Hirashin each part of his body across the country.

Is 3 Gay?
No way in the slightest. More fatherly, then lover like.

How do you feel right now?
Tired its 1:30 in the morning.

RANDOM NARUTO QUIZ

Who is your favorite character? Hidan or Shikamaru hands down

Who is your least favorite character? Orochimaru, go die you pedosnake

Who is the most annoying character? Karin the stupid bitch

Who is the best-looking character? I got a list of them... Okay Shikamaru, Hidan, Hinata, Kakashi, Kisame, Naruto, Kiba, and Ino

Which character would make the best crossdesser? Neji or Deidara

What is your favorite pairing? Naru/Hina, Hida/Shika

Yaoi/Yuri or straight pairings? Straight pairings are fine but yaoi is okay with me

Which character most closely resembles you? Never really thought about it and I can't really say

Who would be your best friend? Maybe Kiba since we both love dogs so much or Shikamaru since I really like to be lazy and not waste energy.

Which group/team is your favorite? Akatsuki Big time

Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with someone? No

Pick your preferred pairing:

NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

ShikaTema or ShikaIno? Neither

SasuNaru or SasuSaku? SasuSaku

SakuIta or SakuSasu? SakuSasu

NejiTen or LeeTen? NejiTen

RinObi or RinKaka? RinObi

GuyKaka or IruKaka? IruKaka

GaaHina or NaruHina? NaruHina

DeiSaso or DeiSaku? DeiSaku

SasoSaku or DeiSaso? SasoSaku

KariSasu or SakuSasu? SakuSasu, hate that bitch Karin

KariSasu or SuiSasu? Neither hate the Uchiha just as much

OroSasu or SakuSasu? SakuSasu, even though I despise both of them

KonaYahi or KonaNaga? KonaNaga

JiraNaru or OroSasu? Neither, student/ teacher realtionships are so wrong.

Who do you like better and why out of...

Sasuke and Naruto? Naruto, since Sasuke is an emo prick, as stated before

Guy and Kakashi? Kakashi, Guy is really annoying and weird.

Sasuke and Itachi? Itachi, same reason above for not liking sasuke and also I feel bad for Itachi for what he did and he couldn't do much to stop it.

Itachi and Deidara? Deidara, I will say this once and only once, I hate all Uchihas in the series and the only one I can stand is Itachi.

Sakura and Ino? Ino, Sakura is just annoying

Deidara and Sasori? Can't decide

Hidan and Kakuzu? Hidan, since he is my favorite

Itachi and Kisame? Kisame, HE is just so f*king awesome

Deidara and Tobi? Deidara, Like I said hate Uchiha's and also Tobi is so annoying.

Tsunade and Shizune? Tsunade

Konohamaru and Inari? Inari, he actually convinced his village to go against bandits that could kill him, good for him

Danzo and Orochimaru? Hate both of them and I believe they should have died painful deaths so neither.

Kabuto and Orochimaru? Kabuto, only because he is just slightly less creppier and pedophilic than Orichmaru, only slightly.

Orochimaru and Sasori? Sasori

Tayuya and Karin? Tayuya, hate the bitch Karin like I said

Suigetsu and Karin? Suigetsu, same reason as above

Kimimaro and Sakon? Kimimaro, because his Kekki Genkai is amazing.

Zetsu and Tobi? Zetsu, hate Tobi more than him.

Jiraiya and Orochimaru? Jiraya hands down

Tsunade and Jiraiya? Jiraya

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