Hometown: None of your business
Hobbies: Reading, fanfiction, writing, poetry, video games and history.
I believe I'm slightly insane, due to the, well, insane laughter that randomly occurs. I enjoy fanfiction, mainly due to the fact that I can see things from different points of view. While I am open minded, I can still discern truth from lie; just not that well over words. I also happen to love wolves and foxes, why?... I don't know why, I just do. I also love dragons and other serpents, again; don't know why, I just do.
I only recently got into anime, so if any one has a good one to recommend, please tell me. It'll make college life much more bare able. While I have only just started college and nothing major has happened yet, so in short; I am VERY VERY bored as of now.
Naruto x Fu (While she wasn't used that much, she is closer to Naruto in age and I feel that given the chance, the two could've made a great couple)
Naruto x Fem Kyuubi (Don't ask, I'm just addicted to this pairing)
Naruto x Tayuya (A girl that takes shit from no one and able to give Naruto a backbone and a wake up call)
Naruto x harem (Only if well written, has a small number of girls, and doesn't have a lemon every chapter)
Naruto x Mabui (An odd pairing, yet one I strangely enjoy)
Naruto x Konan (Again, an odd pairing that I love for some reason)
Naruto x OC ( depends on the OC, quality of the story and the personality of both)
Lelouch x C.C. (While they do annoy each other, if they got along just somewhat, they make a pretty good pairing.)
Lelouch x Kallen (I'm sure most you have realized that I have a thing for redheads, excluding a few specific anime girls; Kallen is no exception to my love of redheads. Not to mention the two balance each other out for the most part. I just wished that Lelouch actually returned her feelings for him.)
Ash x Anabel (Actually likes him and wants to get to know him. Personally, this is one of my favorite pairings in fanon)
Ash x Winona (Respects him as a natural tactician on the battle field. The fact that this pairing is so f-ing rare in fanon, it easily became one of my favorites)
Ash x Bianca/Kanon (In my opinion they should've gotten together after the movie. I really wish that the writers would tell us who kissed Ash at the end of that movie, its frustrating me, not knowing. It probably helps that they seem genuinely interested in each other, at least from what I can tell)
Ash x Georgia (See other statement about red heads. Seriously, I can't stop picturing red heads while reading something, barring some like Misty)
Sword Art Online:
Kazuto/Kirito x Asuna (Red head. Enough said)
Kazuto/Kirito x Sachi (First crush and love interest and they shouldn't have killed her off in my opinion. Then again, the writers don't give a damn about my opinion do they?)
Kazuto/Kirito x Alicia (Cat-girl for the fucking win. I do have a thing for cat-girls as well. A redhead cat-girl… *blood trickles slowly from nose* Don't give me that look!)
Minato/Makoto x Yuko (First time the game, first girlfriend, sue me)
Minato/Makoto x Mitsuru (In game the two can get quite close. Also, red head)
Minato x Homura (Female) (I don;t have much a reason, I just like the idea of the two being together)
Least favorite pairings:
Naruto x Sakura (The FUCK are you people thinking?! This is a recipe for disaster, that alone is obvious. They don't get along. At all. That alone should be a warning sign)
Naruto x Hinata (Do I really need to explain? This is one of THE MOST OVERUSED PAIRINGS THAT I HAVE SEEN! THE FACT THAT SHE HAS DONE NOTHING TO WARRANT HIS AFFECTION AND YET STILL BE PAIRED WITH NARUTO, IT JUST FRUSTRATES, ANNOYS, ENRAGES ME TO THE POINT THAT I CAN BARELY THINK STRAIGHT! Take a step back and look at what has currently happened in the show. Can anyone give me a LEGITIMATE reason as to why they should be together? Besides the time she healed him. And the Pain/Nagato fight. I thought so. More so now that the series has finally been put to rest and who does Naruto end up with? Hinata. So the community won't shut the fuck up about it since it's now "canon". In my opinion, this pairing never happened and the only reason it did was because Kishi decided to just put them together because of some minor scenes between the two scattered throughout the series. That or it was a rush job and he just wanted to be done with the damn thing.)
Naruto x Temari (Not as over used as Hinata, but still common to the point where I feel less motivated to read the story)
Ash x Misty (See NaruHina rant above for same reasons. Again, so common that I just want to scream at this point. I'm serious, the pairing is just so fucking repetitive at this point)
Ash x May (It's a student-teacher relationship between the two. The pairing makes little sense to me. Doesn't help thats repetitive)
Ash x Dawn (Please look at previous reasons in the dislike pairings. I'm done trying to get the damn point across)
Ash x Iris (While not nearly as common, I already see so many of this pairing that it's just a turn off for me. Not bashing her, even though she does belittle and insult Ash a great deal. I've actually gotten more tolerable about it now)
Lelouch x Nina (As of now, I have yet to actually check to see if there any fics of this pairing. If there are, then this pairing is a just a fucking horrid idea. The fact that she may fall for the guy that, in short, killed her "goddess"? I feel a headache coming already just from typing this...)
Suzaku x anybody (Not bashing, it's just that I can't see any girl taking him seriously in a relationship since he's so naive and childish.)
Minato x Musubi (Yes it's canon, now normally I would't have an issue with this, but the girl is so fucking childish and naive, it puts Suzaku (see above) to shame. That and she's included in his harem almost every single fucking time.)
...I can't think of any others. That's just because I'm VERY lazy... all the time. I'm also rather biased in my pairings and I don't visit my profile that much. I may decide to post something if only to better my skill at writing. I am a creative writing major and I feel like I should get started on writing brief one shots just to get more accustomed to writing as a whole.
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Challenge for writers:
I want to see some one post a fic where one of the filler girls in the Naruto anime series that is a good length. ABSOLUTELY NO HINATA, SAKURA, TEMARI, OR INO IN THIS PAIRING! Keep it between Naruto and the girl in question please. This challenge is for those that are tired of seeing some of the more "common" pairings on the Naruto fanfic site and want fresh "blood" per say. I don't really care if you follow canon or not, I just want something new, fresh, a change in scenery if you will. Some of the girls in question are Guren, Amaru, Koyuki Kazehana, Hokuto and several others. Good luck to those who take it! Also if you have questions or concerns, please contact me via pm. One final thing: RTN Hinata is also not allowed. Why? Still the same character, just a different personality.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as The Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
My authentic Japanese name, only with first and last, is apparently 中村 Nakamura (center of the village) 克己 Katsumi (kind self) (which is ironic since I'm temperamental as all hell and lash out often)and with my full name it's 中村 Nakamura (center of the village) 智久 Tomohisa (wise old story). Weird, huh? I guess Katsumi and Tomohisa are semi accurate though...