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8 Echidna Touchstone's Pamphlet of Impractical Cats » Based on TS Eliot's famous work, this tells of some of his characters as well as a few new ones based on some cats I have encountered, including; Fred, Armani (RIP my man), Jasper and the local kitties that leg it if anyone gets within 10 feet. The forgotten chapter - Creepy Kitty - has now been finished and posted.
Cats, K, English, Poetry & Humor, chapters: 16, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 9/21 published: 7/27/2016, Coricopat, Macavity, Old Deuteronomy, OC
1Across the Pond » What's going on in England in the Fallout universe? A third chapter has been dredged up from the local pond.
Fallout, T, English, Sci-Fi, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 5/1 published: 4/19/2018
A Doctor in Peril Over on Fictionpress, I have a story called Joey the Royalist. This is an extension of that story and tells of a failed funding expedition to Gotham.
Batman: Arkham Asylum, K, English, Humor, words: 840, 8/19/2019, Robin/Tim Drake, OC
Apres Protocol 10 » Set just after Arkham City, this is about a mob boss working out what to do next. I'm currently working out where to take it. As a side note, it was originally written with Two Face as the boss, but as I'd not included much coin action, he got swapped for 'Chico'. This may be rewritten a tad before it's taken any further: there might be a minor textual paradox or something.
Batman: Arkham Asylum, T, English, Crime, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 1, updated: 2/9/2018 published: 3/28/2014, Batman/B. Wayne, Penguin/O. Cobblepot, OC
2 Who is this Phantom? What if the Opera Ghost has a different identity?
Phantom of the Opera, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 2/26/2017, Christine, Erik
The Feegle's Spog A cautionary tale in poem form about the dangers of getting to close to the Nac Mac Feegle. If some intrepid soul fancies turning it into a folk song, they are welcome.
Discworld, K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 176, 2/19/2017
1The Rite » This story concerns one of the wizarding world's least popular (especially amongst the older wizards) practices and how it may have come about. It's a work in progress and hopefully will make more sense as it goes on. maybe. There's a bit in part four that doesn't make sense. It may need beating with a sycamore branch.
Discworld, K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, follows: 1, updated: 1/2/2017 published: 11/22/2015, Death, OC
2 An End to a Quest Star Wars meets The Holy Grail. Sort of.
Star Wars & Monty Python, K+, English, Humor, words: 894, favs: 2, 8/13/2016
1 The Background of NCIS Blues A blues song for your enjoyment.
NCIS, K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 180, favs: 1, 8/7/2016, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Problematic Henchman In Neighbours there was a criminal type called Dennis Dimato. Early in his dodgy career he visited the ol' USA. His location he chose poorly. This has now been vaguely expanded to include some actual dialogue for young Dennis.
Neighbours & Batman: Arkham Asylum, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 2/27/2016, Batman/B. Wayne, Two-Face/Harvey Dent, Penguin/O. Cobblepot
1 A Noble Quest » A short tale of a previous attempt to rescue the fire breathing pain-in-the-neck from the dragon. The story has now been further upgraded and a 3rd chapter has appeared. This is the ancient folk song version of the tale! It's called 'A Knight So Bold'. The tune in my head is in Dm and is similar to Greensleeves. Good luck with it at folk nights.
Shrek, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 1, updated: 2/16/2016 published: 12/26/2015, Princess Fiona, Dragon, OC
2 Weary Travellers Set shortly after the events on Kalokairi, this involves two familiar faces having a drink. While it is labeled 'complete' it may become more complete in the future. There is a vague Round the Horne reference and a less vague Father Ted reference.
Mamma Mia!, K, English, Humor, words: 870, favs: 1, follows: 1, 12/20/2015, Rosie, Tanya, Father Alex
The Curse of Ichabod Crane Ichabod Crane has heard of a legend and has gone to check it out.
Sleepy Hollow, K, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 612, favs: 1, follows: 1, 5/12/2015
4 Trouble in Bludhaven Someone has a secret identity and doesn't always use it for good. This is in part dedicated to Son of Whitebeard. This isn't set at Christmas.
Batman, K, English, Humor, words: 391, favs: 1, 5/10/2015, Richard G./Nightwing, OC
1 A Case of Murder One way to deal with a shooting.
Columbo, K, English, Crime, words: 178, 5/8/2015, Lt. Columbo
4 Happy Christmas, Laughing Boy » The Bat has decided to pay a visit to the Joker, but not for the usual reasons. I've adapted 'Super Criminal Blues', which starred Penguin and Catwoman (With a letter from the Riddler) into part 2. There is now a part 3 starring ol' Green-hat the Riddler.
Batman, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 5/8/2015 published: 2/4/2014, Bruce W./Batman, Oswald C./Penguin, The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler
Espionage Two agents are sent to find out about Anna and Elsa. The title is up for change, if only I could think of something better. The bit with the sprouts is a lie: they're popular with no-one. At all. Anywhere. It should be noted that I'm trying to be very careful writing Oaken's dialogue. It's not easy to get him speaking in my head. The Criminologist in Rocky H was way easier.
Frozen, K, English, Drama & Humor, words: 969, 4/9/2015, Oaken, OC
A Demonic Error: Just Who are the Bad Idea Bears? A little tale exploring what the Bad Idea Bears could be. It may get expanded a bit somewhen: who knows?
Avenue Q, K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 937, favs: 2, 7/9/2014, The Bad Idea Bears
The Phantom goes Cockney » Previously on Fictionpress, this is a silly parody of Joel Schumacher's Phantom of the Opera film. Inspired by Bill Bailey's cockney intro routine, it mixes Eastenders and the Phantom into one big mess. Dont expect this to be sensible. It's not so much a crossover, it's more of a crash. I will soon attack and attempt to de-error chapters 4 & 5
EastEnders & Phantom of the Opera, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 13k+, updated: 6/27/2014 published: 6/3/2014, Carlotta, Madame Giry
Whatever Happened to the Mormote Force? We've all heard of Ginyu and his mates, but was that the only attack squad in Frieza's army? This is a work in progress and certainly isn't complete. We're now into fight territory as Guldo takes on Hahm. I admit the concept is probably good, but the execution (ho-ho-ho) is rubbish. I'm not carrying this on as it is very poor. Sorry for wasting your time.
Dragon Ball Z, K, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 1k+, 5/26/2014, Frieza, Ginyu Force, OC
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