811 Team Anko » (AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto, M, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 31, words: 164k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/28/2016 published: 3/3/2015, Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A.
5Episodic Parody: The Flash Much like my other fic, 'What if SG-1 weren't stupid', this is a mockery of various episodes of the 2014 'The Flash' TV show.
Flash, T, English, Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 8, 10/27/2015, Barry A./The Flash
5 Supernaturally Rational What would happen if the people on Supernatural were able to think outside the box a little? What if they were more focused on saving lives than on being heroic? What if they were aware of the Randi Prize? Well, it might look something like this...
Supernatural, K+, English, Parody, words: 850, favs: 27, follows: 19, 9/27/2015, Sam W.
53 What if SG-1 weren't stupid? » A rational take on Stargate SG-1, wherein each chapter is an episode and none of the characters are idiots. Extended version of my SG-1 oneshot of similar name. NOT ALL EPISODES ARE SHOWN, and they will not necessarily appear in order - they'll show up as I write them.
Stargate: SG-1, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 14, words: 15k+, favs: 55, follows: 66, updated: 8/16/2015 published: 7/5/2015
33 Squiring the Phoenix » [COMPLETE] A metafic of hezzel's fic, 'Following the Phoenix', which is in turn a fic of 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality'. Squiring the Phoenix picks up from where 'Following the Phoenix' leaves off and shows what happens next.
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 27k+, favs: 93, follows: 94, updated: 5/2/2015 published: 3/11/2015, Harry P., Hermione G.
17 A Wizard Named Harry in 505 Words A re-fic of Bugz-Toon's "A Wizard Named Harry", in which Harry Dresden wakes up in Harry Potter's body...and Dresden has read the HP books. You really should read the original, it's excellent. COMPLETE
Harry Potter & Dresden Files, K, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 633, favs: 45, follows: 14, 1/31/2014