"Dirty-Mindedness Is Not A Trait, Its A Way Of Life" - Me
3 ways people like to describe me:
1. REALLY dirty-minded (hence the quote)
3: Slightly Unhinged...(In a good way though...cough...yeah...)
Wow. What amazing qualities eh? Cough Sarcasm!
Hey! I'm Zee (Lyndz, Lyndsey or Wired2damoon, depends on who you are!)! I'm 18 years old and I'm from Ireland!
I'm a first year student in University, where I'm studying English and Anthropology.
I enjoy reading, writing and playing guitar.
I love hilarity, irony and weird occurances...my life trives on opinions and originality. I respect everyones view and try not to judge...but most of all I love people who can always be themselves...
Okay, major crap alert! Lol!
I love music and laughing (some call me giggles)! Snuggles! I GIVE OUT FREE HUGS!
I adore music, books and poetry, my friends and the colour purple! I'm addicted to coke (the drink, not the drug)
I love people with their own style! BUT TRUE BEAUTY IS WITHIN! If u aren't beautiful on the inside you have nothing! I'm a strong believer in inner beauty, don't knock it!
I get bored easily...and have a short short attention span...humm...what was I saying??
Fave Books : Waaaay too many to list!!
Fave Writers= JK Rowling, Anthony Horowitz, Phillip Pullman, Merlvin Burgress, Jenny Folgham, Tim Burton, Emily Bronte, William Shakespeare, Arthur Miller, Jennifer Johnson, S.D Sallinger, and who could forget the creator of Bones Hart Hanson! And so many, many more!
Fave Films/Movies= Edward Scissor Hands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sweeney Todd, American History X, Happy Gilmore, American Pie, Cruel Intentions, Eagle Eye, Disturbia, Harry Potter, loads more!
Fave Shows=Bones, Being Human, Ugly Betty, Skins, Cold Case, ER, Scrubs, The Simpsons, South Park, Drawn Together...loads more
Fave Ships = (Harry Potter) Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, Lily/Snape. (Twilight) Alice/Jasper, Nessie/Jake, Quil/Claire (Ugly Betty) Gio/Betty, Daniel/Betty, Matt/Betty, Marc/Justin. (Bones) Booth/Bones, Angela/Hodgins (Being Human) Annie/Mitchell, George/Nina (Cold Case) Rush/Scotty (ER) Neela/Ray (Scrubs) JD/Elliot (South Park) Cartman/Kyle (Skins) Emily/ Naomi, Effy/Freddie, Freddie/Cook, Effy/Cook, Pandora/Thomas, Chris/Jal, Cassie/Sid, Maxxie/?
Labels, Sterotypes and Pre-Conceptions
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, SO I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED