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Joan Arc's Legend »
Joan, the youngest member of the Albion royal family, always dreamt of being a Hero like her ancestor, Jaune Arc of Oakvale. She never imagined she'd have to deal with an ancient evil, perverted garden gnomes, or leading a rebellion on top of it. Fem!Jaune, rated for safety, set during Fable 3
Fable & RWBY, M, English, Fantasy & Romance, chapters: 22, words: 191k+, favs: 119, follows: 130, updated: 12/23/2024 published: 10/27/2018, Jaune A.
2A Rose Without Thorns »
Laurel didn't mean to take a life. But she did. A freak meeting with the Listener ties the fate of her life to that of the Dark Brotherhood as the shadowy organization tries to rebuild after the assassination of Emperor Titus Mede II, even as old enemies begin to rise in the shadows hoping to put an end to the Brotherhood for good. (Follows the Brotherhood of Old mod)
Elder Scroll series, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 26k+, favs: 8, follows: 10, updated: 8/26/2024 published: 5/7/2023, Lucien L., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
3A Little Gnoming »
Ever wonder what the average Albion citizen thinks of the Heroes' nonsense? They're not most pleased, being such a finicky lot. Here is how you can understand the Albion psyche and do what all Heroes do; trample over the lives of the common people, of course. Shitpost.
Fable, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 5, updated: 7/2/2024 published: 11/20/2022, Chicken Chaser/The Hero of Oakvale, Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall
15Whispers of the Night »
One year after Serana died and she left Astrid, Alana has left for Solstheim to be alone and never harm another innocent. Enemies new and old are rising, and it is never easy for one to free themselves from the shackles of their demons.. Sequel to Shadows of the Heart. Trigger warnings inside, rated for mature content. (FemDragonbornxAstrid, mentions of FemDragonbornxSerana)
Elder Scroll series, M, English, Angst & Fantasy, chapters: 23, words: 121k+, favs: 35, follows: 38, updated: 2/23/2024 published: 2/11/2019, [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Astrid] The Nerevarine
17Just Shepard Things »
After the Collector attack on the SSV Normandy, Commander Shepard is brought back by Project Lazarus. However, the commander has ideas on how to get on Cerberus's nerves.
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 11, words: 11k+, favs: 90, follows: 103, updated: 12/3/2023 published: 8/18/2021, Joker, Miranda L., Shepard
Into the Wilds »
Ever imagine how wild pokémon would be if they behaved like their real-life counterparts? Some of them might not be as cute or innocent as we were led to believe, or as mean as their appearances suggest. Here's the experiences of trainers and rangers alike as they discover the true nature of pokémon. (Shitpost)
Pokémon, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 8, updated: 10/13/2023 published: 4/15/2023
1Nierembergia »
She hated vampires after the Hall of the Vigilants burned. Joining the Dawnguard to eradicate every last bloodsucker made sense. Finding out that there was more to the vampires' schemes wasn't part of her plan for revenge, but they'll burn just the same.
Elder Scroll series, T, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 30k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 2/20/2023 published: 4/5/2022, Isran, Celann, Gunmar
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Agent Reach »
After the events of Lone Wolf, Noble Six wakes up aboard the Mother of Invention. He is offered a chance from the Director to become an agent of Project Freelancer. He takes it, but will the heart of a frozen warrior need help from another? Cover art is in-game footage.
Halo & Red vs. Blue, M, English, Sci-Fi & Romance, chapters: 81, words: 285k+, favs: 945, follows: 949, updated: 10/7/2022 published: 10/8/2014, [SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Tex/Allison] Maine/Meta
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From The Smallest Acorn »
Jaune was nothing more than a simple farm boy, yet one terrible night shatters his view on the world and he finds out that his destiny is something much greater: becoming the greatest Hero to ever walk the soil of Albion. (Set during Fable 1)
Fable & RWBY, T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 4, words: 23k+, favs: 25, follows: 37, updated: 6/24/2022 published: 1/28/2022, Guildmaster Weaver, Ozpin, Jaune A., Qrow B.
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Like a Moth to a Lamp
How does a Team Plasma captain stop a rampaging volcarona? By having its one weakness, of course. I'm not sorry.
Pokémon, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 749, favs: 3, follows: 2, 5/28/2022, Lampent, Volcarona
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A Good Death
The life of a warrior is one filled with bloodshed. For an old orc on the side of the road, he wants to die as he lived; fighting.
Elder Scroll series, T, English, Fantasy, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, 5/17/2022
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Dark Desires »
When Reaver is bored in the throne room waiting for the king, he and the princess, Annabel, have a talk about her one day taking the throne. He didn't expect to help her in a bloody coup. Evil!Princess, rated M for mature
Fable, M, English, Fantasy & Angst, chapters: 23, words: 84k+, favs: 27, follows: 29, updated: 3/17/2022 published: 12/17/2019, [Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall]
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An Unlucky Drunken Marriage »
Qrow just wanted to relax after a long time away on a mission. Celebrating by hitting the new nightclub that opened up seemed good in his mind. Too bad he ended up drunkenly marrying a cute blonde knight in the process. Rated for eventual smut. (Fem!JaunexQrow)
RWBY, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 20, words: 59k+, favs: 341, follows: 372, updated: 12/1/2021 published: 8/13/2019, [Jaune A., Qrow B.] Weiss S.
10The Savior's Wardrobe »
Even if she's tasked with saving the world, that doesn't mean Lightning can't take some time to appreciate the garb she acquires along the way. Or hate it entirely.
Final Fantasy XIII, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 4k+, favs: 15, follows: 17, updated: 8/18/2021 published: 4/9/2020, Lightning
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Soup
Jaune put a hand on her forehead, feeling her burning up. "Do you want anything while I'm up and awake?" Emerald tightened her grip on the blanket with a weak groan, only the top of her head now poking out. "Food."
RWBY, T, English, Romance, words: 651, favs: 68, follows: 40, 5/11/2021, [Emerald S., Jaune A.]
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Just Some Pizza
"Come on, Cloud, don't be such a sourpuss ," Jessie purred, waving a slice in his face. Cloud huffed and folded his arms. "Not interested." Cloud/Jessie oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 13, 5/3/2021, [Cloud S., Jessie] Tifa L.
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Chicken Chaser Arc
There was a real reason why Jaune had the name, 'Chicken Chaser' in the Heroes Guild. He just wished Qrow and Ozpin would stop laughing about it. (Side story to Joan Arc's Legend)
Fable & RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 13, 3/17/2021, [Jaune A., Emerald S.] Ozpin, Qrow B.
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Bath
When Skyla saw Elesa was in the bath, she did not expect to see what she did.
Pokémon, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 487, favs: 12, follows: 6, 2/6/2021, [Skyla/Fuuro, Elesa/Kamitsure]
Coming Home
Adius Vilius, the captain of the Bruma city watch, reconciles with an old flame from his youth. Rated T just to be safe
Elder Scroll series, T, English, Romance & Fantasy, words: 4k+, favs: 2, 1/25/2021, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
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Pickle Qrow
Qrow turns himself into a pickle with a little help from Ozpin. I'm not sorry.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 594, favs: 29, follows: 12, 1/20/2021, Ozpin, Raven B., Qrow B., Taiyang X.L.