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Joined Sep '13

Name: KyuubiKR8 (Not my real name)

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Anime I like: Kuroshitsuji, Death Note, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Code Geass, Shingeki no Kyojin, Devil survivor 2 the animation, Blue Exorcist, Devil May Cry, Inuyasha.

Manga I like: Pokemon adventures/special, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Kuroshitsuji, Code Geass.

Hobbies: Playing Videogames, Listening to Music, Drawing, Reading, Dancing and going out with my friends.

Groups/Bands I like: Set It Off, Green Day, Three Days Grace, Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, Crush 40, Fall Out Boy, blink-182, Pierce The Veil, Linkin Park.

Shows I like: Supernatural, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Grimm, How I Met Your Mother, Flash, Arrow, Once Upon A Time.

Movies I like: The Phantom of the Opera, Les Misérables, Fast and Furious, Moulin Rouge, Harry Potter, Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, Maze Runner.


Gummy Bears are chasing me

One is red and one is blue

One is trying to steal my shoe

Now I'm running for my life

'Cause the red one has a knife

Copy paste this if you love GUMMY BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Things I am not to do at Hogwarts ( bold your favorites)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" whileskipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years DefenseAgainst the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a goodmoney-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a roomtogether and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "TheKnights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" (But... Draco!)

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wanderingthe hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes pointsaway from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy (major bummer)

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm (jeez, these people ruin everything!...)

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously (Why so serious?)

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have-challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from-various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.

66.) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

72.) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes. (I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...now where is it...oh, he's over there! Wait, I can't stalk him now?)

76.) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

77.) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.) I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either. (Draco, you boss them around, so I'll start calling you Jessie!)

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that nightmare about Harry (No fair!)

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall.


ADD ON YOUR FANDOM!

Code Geass: We have Geass... and Knightmares.

Pirates of the Caribbean: We have a jar of dirt!

Supernatural: We have The Family Business.

The Walking Dead: We have Walkers.

Maze Runner: We have The Glade.

Pokemon: We have Pokemons and Steven.

Grimm: We Have Kick-ass Detectives.

Harry Potter: We have the Deathly Hallows.

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