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99The Honorable Alfred Jones »
Starry-eyed law student Alfred Jones lands a summer position at a firm, assisting the highest paid defense attorney this side of the Atlantic, Arthur Kirkland. Alfred believes he's got it made, but there's more to Kirkland's jury-charming smile than he first assumed. USUKHetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 8, words: 32k+, favs: 75, follows: 94, updated: 3/25/2017 published: 6/18/2016, England/Britain, America
228False Face »
Arthur Kirkland feels that fate must be set against him when he falls for handsome culinary student Alfred Jones. Arthur doesn't eat because he's not hungry. It's not complicated. Little does he realize, amongst the pink frosting and mashed potatoes, that it's never been about the food. USUK AU anorexic!Arthur and chef!Alfred.Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 22, words: 109k+, favs: 294, follows: 313, updated: 1/26/2017 published: 10/26/2015, England/Britain, America
34Badger You('re) Better »
Fourth year Hufflepuff Alfred Jones has determined to remake his image this year. If all goes well, that awesome Gryffindor seeker with the eyebrows will pay attention to his pick up lines. UsUk. HP AUHetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 28k+, favs: 46, follows: 65, updated: 12/11/2016 published: 2/12/2016, England/Britain, America
8Under the Influence
Cartoonist Alfred Jones lives out a humble art student's existence in NYC until he stumbles across the wrong alleyway one night. Desperate to keep his life, he makes a deal with a devil called Arthur that encompasses more than either of them could have guessed. Demon AU.Hetalia - Axis Powers, M, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 3k+, favs: 11, follows: 15, 11/4/2016
139Am I The Best You've Ever Had »
Arthur Kirkland was a menace to society by all appearances. Even the McDonalds uniform could do nothing to soften him up. Alfred knew he shouldn't care, but he did anyway. USUKHetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Drama, chapters: 9, words: 42k+, favs: 125, follows: 141, updated: 11/4/2016 published: 1/26/2016, England/Britain, America
33The Vampire's Apprentice »
With newer, faster, more ruthless technology, vampires are quickly becoming a thing of the past. Offering his blood and his time to save a dying race seems almost like a joke to Alfred. He wouldn't have agreed if he hadn't seen those green eyes. USUK vampire AUHetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Horror & Supernatural, chapters: 3, words: 17k+, favs: 67, follows: 81, updated: 10/24/2015 published: 10/10/2015, England/Britain, America
31All the Good Ones »
Jaded and lazy college senior Arthur Kirkland decides to drop the act as he mentors his group of newly arrived freshmen. Freshman Alfred Jones refuses to see anything but the bright side. Even if college is determined to beat him into submission. USUK college AU.Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 10k+, favs: 30, follows: 44, updated: 10/10/2015 published: 10/3/2015, England/Britain, America