109 Around and Around it Goes » He spent his whole long life regretting the deaths of his friends and wishing he could go back and save them- and now he has his chance! But nothing can ever be so easy for one Bilbo Baggins of Bag End. Rated for language in later chapters. Mild Slash, nothing graphic. Discontinued
Hobbit, T, English, Parody & Mystery, chapters: 13, words: 23k+, favs: 194, follows: 183, updated: 7/21/2018 published: 3/11/2015, Gandalf, Bilbo B., Smaug, Elvenking Thranduil
91 And the Worm Turns » Harry escapes the cemetery and certain death at the hands of Voldemort, but his adventure is only just beginning. With a new friend in a man-eating worm, a new perspective on his life and his independent streak being nurtured by his environment will Harry willingly return to England and the Wizarding World when given the chance to do so? Will he want to?
Harry Potter & Tremors, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 230, follows: 258, updated: 5/31/2018 published: 5/17/2018, Harry P.
66 Johniarty Oneshots » A collection of oneshots that involve various circumstances but always a Jim/John pairing. Rated T for possible future situations and language, anything needing a higher rating will be in a seperate story.
Sherlock, T, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 18, words: 13k+, favs: 49, follows: 34, updated: 5/27/2018 published: 12/1/2017, [J. Moriarty, John W.]
13 Graboid Country Harry needs a change of pace. So he heads to a town called Perfection for a so-called Monster Tour just to pass the time, though he didn't expect so much difficulty just getting to the town.
Harry Potter & Tremors, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 109, follows: 58, 5/14/2018, Harry P.
88 The Doctor Is In » Jim and Sherlock have messed up one too many times and John has decided it's time they learned a lesson in not ignoring him. With Mycroft's help the doctor escapes their sight and heads to America to be introduced to a different breed of insane genius. But how will the Rogues Gallery react to their new doctor in his fluffy jumpers? And will they ever let him leave again?
Batman & Sherlock, T, English, Friendship & Drama, chapters: 12, words: 28k+, favs: 158, follows: 156, updated: 5/10/2018 published: 12/22/2017, [John W., J. Moriarty] The Joker
5 Ghost Heat Omegaverse! Alpha John Watson has just been strapped into a Semtex covered vest when he scents something even more distressing, an Omega in Heat!
Sherlock, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 9k+, favs: 90, follows: 31, 3/31/2018, [J. Moriarty, John W.]
3 Finding a Solution Rapunzel has a headache and can't use her hair to let her Prince climb up, whatever will she do? Crack-fic. Pure Crack. Crack on toast.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let Down Your Hair, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 479, favs: 2, follows: 1, 11/30/2017
380 To Save a Hobbit » Bilbo is ill and so decides to accompany the Dwarves on their adventure instead of wasting away in the Shire. But is there hope for our dear Hobbit at the end of his journey? Eventual Smaugbo, with a light dash of Bagginshield thrown in.
Hobbit, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 16, words: 34k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 720, updated: 11/9/2015 published: 1/19/2014, [Bilbo B., Smaug] Thorin
5 Surprise Party Just a bit of fourth wall breaking crack to celebrate a friend's birthday. Johniarty and Mystrade
Sherlock, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 18, follows: 5, 5/21/2015, [John W., J. Moriarty] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade]
164 McMystery » Tim has been hiding something from his team for years now, how will they react when they finally learn what it is? And will it be too late once they do? Established McKort, and not recommended for Abby lovers.
NCIS, T, English, Crime & Romance, chapters: 13, words: 30k+, favs: 366, follows: 247, updated: 2/13/2015 published: 10/17/2014, [Tim M., T. Kort] Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
7 Can't Live Without You John is attacked at a crime scene by a supposed Vampire and begins feeling... off. What is happening to him? And why does Sherlock suddenly smell so good? A hint of Johniarty at the end.
Sherlock, T, English, Supernatural & Family, words: 3k+, favs: 36, follows: 10, 1/22/2015, J. Moriarty, John W., Mycroft H., Sherlock H.
109 Love Triangle » Bruce Wayne finally meets the Joker- and likes him! The Batman isn't happy about this and tries to keep the two apart. What is a homicidal clown to do when his new lover is also his arch nemesis? Try to date them both of course! BrucexJokerxBatman
Batman, M, English, Romance, chapters: 19, words: 40k+, favs: 261, follows: 131, updated: 1/20/2015 published: 12/29/2013, [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker]
27 Just One Touch SoulmateAU! A case brings Trent Kort to NCIS and to Timothy McGee's side.
NCIS, K+, English, Romance & Crime, words: 3k+, favs: 222, follows: 62, 12/26/2014, [Tim M., T. Kort] Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
9 Finding You SoulmateAU! John is no longer looking for his Soulmate, and Jim never wanted one in the first place, so what happens when they find each other? And what about Sherlock?
Sherlock, K, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 127, follows: 38, 11/7/2014, [J. Moriarty, John W.]
5 Auctioning the Knight Bruce is reluctantly up on the auction block, and being fought over by both Catwoman and Joker! But it seems that the Joker has already won this round without even trying. Established Boker!
Batman, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 68, follows: 21, 10/24/2014, [The Joker, Bruce W./Batman]
8 Turning the Tables John goes to a costume party knowing he will meet a certain Consulting Criminal there. Just why did Sherlock let him go alone? And why is John so happy to see said Criminal Mastermind? Johniarty
Sherlock, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 63, follows: 19, 10/24/2014, [John W., J. Moriarty]
23 Nice Dress, McGee It's Halloween and Tim decides to play a trick on Tony at the annual NCIS Halloween party, and Tony falls for it hard. Not written as Slash but can be if you want it to be.
NCIS, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 64, follows: 17, 10/24/2014, Ducky M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M.
42 Johnny vs » Just some crack stories I came up with in my spare time. Rated for some language and imagery.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, T, English, Humor, chapters: 16, words: 4k+, favs: 8, follows: 8, updated: 10/23/2014 published: 11/12/2013, Johnny C.
3 Die Flamer Die An Author gets fed up with being flamed, and so does something about it. Sort of ties in with 'ALL FLAMERS MUST DIE'. Rated for language.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, M, English, Humor, words: 756, favs: 1, follows: 1, 10/23/2014, Johnny C., Señor Diablo
35 Flatmates » Jim owed John a favor, so when John was invalided out of the Army Jim saw his opportunity to repay the kind doctor for saving his life. He never thought it would become more than just a repayment of a debt owed, but it did. And now Sherlock has arrived on the scene and is trying to poach Johnny out from under him. That just will not do.
Sherlock, M, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 11k+, favs: 229, follows: 96, updated: 9/17/2014 published: 4/9/2014, [J. Moriarty, John W.]