Author: ArlkatThePillowfighter

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My Stories 37

1 Some Things are More Important than Sandwiches [Sans x Reader] Your life is seriously fucked up. You have more than just yourself to blame, but damn you if you break his adorable little heart any more. Instead, you can just fall deeper into the chasm that is your personal hellish depression. The upside? He may have just met you, but a skeletal monster seems intent on catching you before that happens.

Undertale, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 11, 5/2/2016, [OC, Sans] [Alphys, Undyne]

4 Boys, Bruises, and Beverages » That boy in the coffee shop looks just like you. Not anatomically, of course. But he has the same cautious, solemn, haunted look in his eyes. He just doesn't hide them behind aviators. [DaveJohn Highschool AU. TW: Abuse, Molestation, Hurt, Homosexuality/Homophobia. Inspired by Boyinaband's 'Spectrum' feat. Minx and Cry. I do not own Homestuck or the characters. Possibly a oneshot.]

Homestuck, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 13, follows: 18, updated: 11/20/2015 published: 9/28/2015, [Dave S., John E.] Rose L., Bro

Will You Stop Already "Halexander James! I am trying to work, you horny asshole! Leave me alone!"

Homestuck, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 2, 10/20/2015, Dirk S., Lil Hal

7 Silver Linings » Mute!John and Blind!Dave. John is Dave's caretaker, and even goes to school with him. Bad summary is bad, rated M because I want to experiment with some mute stuff kehehe... ((btw i have no idea what the cover image has to do with the story i just thought it was funny lol))

Homestuck, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 16, updated: 9/29/2015 published: 11/14/2014, [Dave S., John E.]

8 The Deer Trail » Wild!Dave AU. No SBURB. John and Dave. ((IF EVERYONE WHO CARES COULD JUST PEEK AT THE AUTHOR'S NOTE ON CH3 YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IF I DISAPPEAR FOR AWHILE))

Homestuck, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 5k+, favs: 6, follows: 5, updated: 9/29/2015 published: 1/14/2015

4 Supernaturalstuck (Season TWO YEE) » New characters, new hardships. Lots more fluff, and lots more drama. YEEHAW. ((ALSO SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED MY GAME PLAN OH GOD))

Homestuck, M, English, Supernatural & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 10k+, favs: 6, follows: 9, updated: 9/29/2015 published: 12/2/2014, [Dave S., John E.] [Dirk S., Jake E.]

4 Heinous Indeed » "You kneel beside the river and you were right, it's very calm. You look at yourself and a series of words fly through your mind. Handsome-beautiful-wait-wings-what-oh god-what am I-hideous-horrible-monster. You're absolutely horrifying, and you know somehow that this isn't you." Heinoustuck AU, modeled around my own headcanons. Just read it. Rated T for heinoustuck.

Homestuck, T, English, Horror & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 10, updated: 9/29/2015 published: 12/12/2014, Dave S.

7 6AD 69Y » Kankri's lost his temper, and, well... apparently teenage minds are easy to corrupt. Can Karkat escape his weird incesty wrath and find Porrim and Cronus, or will he, too, become a boytoy slave to the Kankles? Rated T because they're (probably) not gonna frick. (jesus christ almighty three people followed this in 24 hours :O better get moving on ch2 then)

Homestuck, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 14, updated: 9/29/2015 published: 10/14/2014, Kankri V., Karkat V., John E., Dave S.

Someday You knew this would happen eventually, you'd been given strict unbreakable instructions to follow once it started. You just didn't know if you could do this. [Literally just some random thing fulfilling my illuminati headcanons. X3]

Homestuck, T, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, words: 922, favs: 2, follows: 1, 9/24/2015, Lil Hal, Bro, Dave S.

It's Okay That You Were Late cute shippy thingy based off an rp i did with a dave :P

Homestuck, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 262, favs: 3, follows: 1, 4/16/2015, [Dave S., John E.]

1 Here's A Thing Johndave, IDK. It got weird so I cut it off. Open ending, w/e.

Homestuck, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 2k+, 4/16/2015, [Dave S., John E.]

2 The Coffee Shop Loiterer Collab Fic (which in my language translates to 'paragraph style rp') with a buddy of mine. Dirk Strider and Jake English meet over a cup of coffee... literally. Bad summary is bad, w/e. Barista!Jake and [SPOILER ALERT]!Dirk.

Homestuck, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, follows: 1, 4/16/2015, [Dirk S., Jake E.]

4 Only Know You Love Her JohnDave Sadstuck songfic. Let Her Go - Passenger. I talked way too much about Chris Pratt in the A/N. Here you go. (there douchewagons i took them out jfc why is it only me why not go hate on alkoi or derp-for-homestuck huh)

Homestuck, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 628, favs: 2, 3/20/2015, Dave S., John E., Karkat V.

Mistake Just a short sadstuck convo between two bleeding-out guardians.

Homestuck, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Drama, words: 109, favs: 2, follows: 1, 2/9/2015

3 It's Called a Spar, Not an Assault Part one of my weird JohnDave thingy. (TW: mentions of rape) Rated M because consentual sex thou.

Homestuck, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, 1/7/2015, [Dave S., John E.]

Multi-Dimensional Level Processor AU!Human!Hal Rp I did with my friend. Dirk and Hal, universal 'twinsies', attempt to tamper with the game and Dirk ends up with a human version of his annoying AR in his lab. At least, that's what he says. Rated T for Homestuck. ((ALSO SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO ADD LIL HAL TO THE FREAKING CHARACTER SELECT UGH)) ((IM SO SORRY I DIDNT NOTICE))

Homestuck, T, English, Sci-Fi & Drama, words: 5k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 1/7/2015, Dirk S.

2 Best Day of Your Life Cutest thing I've ever written.

Homestuck, K+, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 12/17/2014, Dave S., John E.

THE CROSSOVER FANFIC THAT I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DONE Well, you see what it is, right? Go ahead, click on it. It gets worse.

Doctor Who & Teen Wolf, T, English, Drama & Sci-Fi, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 5, 12/11/2014

Jack's Got Competition Felix is a 19-year-old... from an unknown planet. He's met the Doctor, Rose, and Jack under extenuating circumstances, and has the privilege of staying with them to help save the world and shit. (Felix is me, btw. :D)

Doctor Who, T, English, Sci-Fi & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 12/11/2014, 10th Doctor, Jack H., OC, Rose T.

2 JohnDave PARP Fluff Here. Found some.

Homestuck, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 12/11/2014, [Dave S., John E.]

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