3 Sometimes Wishes Do Come True A crack-fic in which Daenerys, terrified about wedding Drogo, gets drunk and stumbles into Ilyrio's treasure room, finding a lamp from which emerges a tiny blue man who offers her a wish. Forgetting Balerion's name, she wishes for a big black dragon to be restored and bonded to her, ending up with the biggest dragon of all: Ancalagon the Black. Terror and doom come for her enemies.

561 Witchcraft and Devilry » Convinced that he's going to die in the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry is desperate to find a solution. When a chance encounter with a moon-eyed blonde ends with him borrowing a book on devil summoning, he summons Rias Gremory, who leads him down a path that won't just save him from the tournament but rock the entire world.

5A Life Changing Encounter » Jon and Arianne, successful adult streamers, travel to a small town to buy a car he's wanted since he was a boy, only to nearly hit a beautiful, oddly dressed woman on their way back. Daenerys, it turns out, is a young Amish woman running away from her village after being shunned. Taking her in, they have no idea what a journey of sex, intrigue, and corruption they've embarked on.

6Queens » Lyanna, as queen regent, went to great lengths to ensure that her son, the crown prince Daemon, didn't suffer scandal as he grew up, lengths that she hopes no one ever learns of. Unbeknownst to her, his new brides, Rhaenys and Daenerys, are not only aware of what she did to keep him from turning to whores but are also more than happy to let it continue, provided they can join in.

30Love is Divine » Newlyweds Fleur and Harry travel to a private island he inherited from Sirius for their honeymoon. As they explore, they discuss Veela traditions, and Fleur explains that was once common for them to make love to their husbands under the stars as a tribute to the goddess Aphrodite. Harry has no objection to that, not imagining for a moment that she might notice, much less join in.

46The Heat of Dorne » When Princess Arianne Martell learns from her father that she is to wed Prince Daemon Targaryen, the king's son by Lyanna Stark, she is furious. When she sees what a tall, handsome man he's turned into during his time fostering in the North, however, her fury quickly turns to lust and the pair are swept up in an all-consuming passion.

42Stumbling on Something Good » Tonks' OWL year was awful, due to the Chamber and Lockhart's ineptitude, and she's happy that it's over. When her friend Hestia tells her what the creature who terrorized them was, she becomes enamored by the idea of a basilisk hide coat. She approaches Harry that summer to try to convince him to part with a little of it, leading to something she never could have imagined.

2 There Are Always Other Options The perpetually ignored Queen Rhaenys is absolutely fed up with her husband, Aegon. A passionless marriage is bad enough, but when he starts spending time with a red priestess, her misery turns to humiliation. After another seduction attempt fails, she comes across Arianne and Daemon having sex and quickly learns that while the older brother doesn't want her, the younger one does.

8 A Much Needed Vacation When a stressed-out and recently single Harry is forced to take a vacation, he meets a mysterious, beautiful redhead named Wanda Maximoff. Wanda herself has been trapped in this world since the Darkhold's destruction and happily takes the welcome distraction of the handsome man. The two quickly bond and realize that perhaps being pushed to the spot as they were was for the best.

7 Contractual Obligations Astoria has struggled for years with her and Draco's inability to conceive, something made worse by the fact that her sister and her husband can't stop. When she learns that an old rival is pregnant again, she sees red. Luckily for her, Daphne has a solution ready: a clause she made sure their father included in her marriage contract, one that will involve her own hunky husband.