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292When Cowboy Met Swanie »
"I have just met you, and I love you." EPOV from When Bella Met Edward.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 13k+, favs: 367, follows: 547, updated: 5/31/2022 published: 6/27/2020, Bella, Edward
533In N Out »
I should stop her. I need to stop her, but she's already pulling my zipper down and it'd be fucking rude to stop her from doing her job.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 15k+, favs: 364, follows: 655, updated: 5/31/2022 published: 11/27/2021, Bella, Edward
720Fake Boyfriend »
"Edward, I need a favor. I wouldn't ask, but I'm desperate."Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 21k+, favs: 640, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/19/2022 published: 10/18/2020, Bella, Edward
379Annual Swan Family Reunion »
Distantly, I hear "what was that" and "was that a coyote" and then "get yer gun, Melvin" and the only wish I have before getting put down like a rabid animal is an orgasm by the cock of Edward.Twilight, M, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 15k+, favs: 336, follows: 440, updated: 10/15/2021 published: 7/20/2018, [Bella, Edward]
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Fratenwhat
"You know what I mean. No romantic or sexual encounters outside of the workplace. It's highly frowned upon."Twilight, M, English, Humor, words: 9k+, favs: 223, follows: 189, 1/2/2021, Bella, Edward
894 Little Lovebird »
"Do you want them to think you've just been wallowing in self pity the past six years? Come on, you've got bigger balls than that. Show them."Twilight, M, English, chapters: 11, words: 21k+, favs: 768, follows: 920, updated: 12/27/2020 published: 7/1/2020, Bella, Edward
1k+ You're My Best Friend »
"He looks me up and down kind of slowly, and I can feel my face flush, but I ignore the feeling because Edward is my best friend, and he's married. He's not supposed to look at me like that. I'm not supposed to like it." AH E/B and some E/T. Lemons [EDITING]Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 35, words: 68k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 7/6/2020 published: 7/23/2017, [Bella, Edward]
1k+ When Bella Met Edward »
"When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew."Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 28, words: 68k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 926, updated: 6/28/2020 published: 2/26/2020, Bella, Edward
697 Undeniable »
**COMPLETE** Despite the utter chaos of it all, Bella's entire life was her husband and their two kids…then HE moved in across the street and changed everything. A tale of lies, deception and utter heartbreak. B&Em and B/E Rated M. Major tragedy!Twilight, M, English, Angst, chapters: 18, words: 68k+, favs: 440, follows: 427, updated: 3/24/2020 published: 5/20/2019, Bella, Edward, Emmett
240Zebra Cakes, Heart Eyes & the Sweetest Obsession »
SPIN OFF OF YMSM: She nods, wide-eyed and so damn innocent. "School's out for the summer. I'll be seeing a lot of you, J." She leans even further over the counter, having to get on her tip toes. "I'll be kissing you all summer." Fuck me. "Don't you want to kiss me, J?" Rated M for later. Should probably read YMSM first, but I wouldn't say you HAVE to.Twilight, M, English, chapters: 18, words: 33k+, favs: 204, follows: 335, updated: 2/3/2020 published: 6/2/2019, [Jasper, OC]
92 Bella and the Black Heart »
**Complete** Is he asking me what I think he's asking me because if he's asking me what I think he's asking me then I'm down like Charlie Brown on Christmas.Twilight, M, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 159, follows: 136, 12/31/2019, Bella, Edward
205 You Stuff My Stocking »
**COMPLETE** "It's Christmas, Henrietta, you can't go overboard on Christmas! That's just unheard of." Sequel to Talk Turkey to Me - Another short story. Christmas with the Cullens and of course the Hendersons.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 4k+, favs: 209, follows: 200, updated: 12/29/2019 published: 12/3/2019, [Bella, Edward]
537 Talk Turkey to Me »
**COMPLETE** "So, I guess this is where our journey ends. Sorry, I dragged you all this way." - A Thanksgiving Short StoryTwilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 19, words: 11k+, favs: 320, follows: 275, updated: 12/1/2019 published: 11/10/2019, [Bella, Edward]
131You're My Forever »
A Bella and her fella short story - After all these years, my fella still makes me feel worshipped and loved, and I could never imagine a life without him. He makes me feel giddy and stupid, and when we're alone like this, I cherish every moment.Twilight, M, English, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 250, follows: 334, updated: 8/31/2019 published: 6/25/2019, [Bella, Edward]
523 You're My Soul Mate »
Sequel to "You're My Best Friend" Edward, Bella, and their babies...10 years later.Twilight, M, English, chapters: 15, words: 35k+, favs: 749, follows: 807, updated: 6/2/2019 published: 6/19/2018, [Bella, Edward]