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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 46: Solaire Vs Majora One of my most challengingly difficult rap battles to write, taking a great deal more than three days to do so. I've met my efforts with a terrible idea here, haven't I… or is the result praise-worthy? I do hope these lyrics don't ring hollow, but of course it's not like the moon is going to fall from the sky otherwise. SoundCloud audio coming soon; YouTube video coming eventually.
Dark Souls, T, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 2k+, follows: 1, 7/17/2019, Solaire of Astora
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 45: Garnet Vs Firestorm "Know your fusion", indeed; the second of "twin" SU-centric battles which together comprise the forty-fifth numbered installment of my series (and how ironic, that this matchup specifically about two components brought together as one has itself ended up being but one of two halves which remain separate in this case). SoundCloud audio available; YouTube video coming eventually.
Steven Universe, T, English, Fantasy & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/30/2019, [Garnet, Ruby, Sapphire] OC
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 45: Steven Universe Vs Norman Bates Truly one bad mother of a matchup if ever there was one; the first of "twin" SU-centric battles which together comprise the forty-fifth numbered installment of my series. SoundCloud audio available; YouTube video coming eventually.
Steven Universe, T, English, Humor & Horror, words: 2k+, 4/29/2019, Steven U., Pink Diamond
1 Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 44: Jimmy Neutron Vs Dexter April Fools', motherf- …Audio available on SoundCloud: /molemanninethousand/molemans-epic-rap-battles-44-jimmy-neutron-vs-dexter Video coming soon.
Jimmy Neutron, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, 4/29/2019, Jimmy N.
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 43: Sonic EU Vs Star Wars EU MERB's Season 4 premiere; taking the rap battle format to an even more absurd level than reached by its immediate predecessor. …Audio available on SoundCloud: /molemanninethousand/molemans-epic-rap-battles-43-sonic-expanded-universe-vs-star-wars-expanded-universe …Full video(s) TBA. …Teaser video (first four minutes) available on my YouTube channel.
Star Wars & Sonic the Hedgehog, T, English, Parody & Tragedy, words: 13k+, 4/29/2019, [Sonic, Sally] Luke S., Thrawn
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 42: Scott Pilgrim Vs The World MERB's Season 3 finale; taking the rap battle format in general to a whole new level… See the VIDEO at: /watch?v BbKt6LLCjEo
Scott Pilgrim, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 6k+, favs: 1, 11/24/2017, Scott P.
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 41: Twilight Sparkle Vs Raven Part 3 of a triple-feature. See the VIDEO at: /watch?v o-HbKswqjU8
My Little Pony & Teen Titans, T, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/22/2017, Twilight Sparkle, Raven
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 41: Severus Snape Vs Terra Truly, the most Mole-ish battle of them all. Part 2 of a triple-feature. See the VIDEO at: /watch?v gu6cAWvrZaI
Harry Potter & Teen Titans, T, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 967, favs: 1, 8/12/2017, Severus S., Tara M./Terra
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 41: David Xanatos Vs Slade Exactly what the title says... for once. Part 1 of a triple-feature. See the VIDEO at: /watch?v abr0JuD31Zg
Gargoyles & Teen Titans, T, English, Poetry & Parody, words: 750, favs: 2, follows: 1, 7/26/2017, David X., Slade
2 Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 40: Count Olaf Vs Judge Doom Count Olaf sets out through the multiverse to prove his supremacy amongst all villains, and gets more than he bargained for! See the VIDEO at: /watch?v twfgfbzZ-8
Series Of Unfortunate Events, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 3/15/2017, Count O., Lemony S.
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 39: Pink Floyd Vs Qin Shi Huang Brace yourselves: Tyrants, trippers, presidents and Winter are ALL coming! See the VIDEO at: /watch?v CC80W7KWwgc
Parodies and Spoofs, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, 11/30/2016
2 Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 38: Eric Cartman Vs Porky Minch Respect the authority of these emcees; they mean business. See the VIDEO at: /watch?v M5d9xtMdobk
South Park & Earthbound, M, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 7/24/2016, Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Pokey M., Giygas
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles Special 2: MERB News The Once-ler's attempts to present a straightforward "News" video regarding upcoming Moleman's Epic Rap Battles installments quickly devolves into basically the most random epic rap battle ever made. VIDEO: /watch?v t5ynNj3eIiw
X-overs, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, 4/29/2016
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 37: Ralph Bakshi Vs Don Bluth An especially resonant battle of rebels against Disney's iron-fisted monopoly on the animated film industry, one an envelope-pusher and the other an envelope-shredder. See the VIDEO at: /watch?v Bgs-JErrH0k
Misc. Cartoons, T, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 1k+, 4/25/2016
2 Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 36: Parr Family Vs Cortez Family Featuring the Parr family, otherwise known as "The Incredibles", from the Pixar film of the latter name against the Cortez family from Robert Rodriguez's Spy Kids franchise. Twists and turns abound in this rather crowded installment of MERB! See the VIDEO at: /watch?v i2AAElk3khw
Incredibles, T, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 3/19/2016, Mr. Incredible, Violet P., Jack-Jack P., Syndrome
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 35: Peter Parker Vs Seth Brundle The best outcome one could possibly hope for given a freak accident involving the splicing of insect DNA meets the WORST possible outcome for the same, with hilariously disastrous results. See the VIDEO at: /watch?v JoKsqu6COyo
Spider-Man, T, English, Poetry & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 1/23/2016, Peter P./Spider-Man
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 34: Chris McLean Vs Vince McMahon Alternative title: "Total Drama Vs. WWE" VIDEO: /watch?v kDdLt8aROi4 Trivia: The first new MERB after a lengthy hiatus.
Total Drama series, T, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 1/6/2016, Chris M., Heather, Harold
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles Special 1: P&S Vs PPG Remake A complete overhaul of /s/10862762/1/Moleman-s-Epic-Rap-Battles-9-Panty-Stocking-Vs-The-Powerpuff-Girls (and its corresponding video version), calculated to be at least 83% less shitty. VIDEO: /watch?v gbI5vjFhIRY
Powerpuff Girls & Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/9/2015, Blossom, Bubbles, Panty A., Stocking A.
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 33: Sting Vs Big Brother Police frontman and singer of the stalkeriffic "Every Breath You Take" battles the ultimate symbol of abusive surveillance and oppression, and he brought some friends! VIDEO at: /watch?v l7upo9WSZBk
1984, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, 6/10/2015
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 32: GLaDOS Vs SHODAN In an obvious and popular matchup which I'm surprised had yet to be made as a satisfactory Epic Rap Battle, Portal's quirky antagonist goes up against the malevolent supercomputer of System Shock fame, with a surprise appearance by the most vile machine ever conceived. Video: /watch?v NFZiKUCVG6Q
Portal & System Shock, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 954, favs: 3, 5/21/2015, GLaDOS, Shodan
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