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209A Terrific Tale »
Part 4 of the Dramatic Reading series. Hogwarts learns the secrets of Harry's third year, while Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape read the future that has been written for sixth year.Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Parody, chapters: 27, words: 91k+, favs: 305, follows: 451, updated: 3/16 published: 12/25/2022, Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M.
212The Philosopher's Red Herring »
At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 12k+, favs: 838, follows: 866, updated: 1/1 published: 4/16/2015, Harry P., Nicolas F.
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Parvati Patil and the Chamber of Secrets »
At the Duelling Club, Harry Potter is revealed as a Parselmouth, but he's not the only Parselmouth in the school. A fellow Gryffindor and her sister who share his gift come to his aid, but they must still face the terror of Slytherin's monster.Harry Potter, K+, English, chapters: 5, words: 27k+, favs: 499, follows: 553, updated: 5/12/2024 published: 2/25/2023, Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P.
1k+Animagus at War »
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 35, words: 223k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 11/20/2023 published: 8/6/2016, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
40 A Daily Dossier »
Part 3 of the "Dramatic Reading" Series, a reading-the-books series with actual plot and minimal quotations. Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape read Books 5 and 6 to try to find out how to get rid of Voldemort. (Book 2 reading exclusively on AO3, Book 3 reading coming soon.)Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 18k+, favs: 215, follows: 220, updated: 12/11/2022 published: 5/21/2022, Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
6 For the Greater Good
Ariana doesn't die in the duel in Godric's Hollow. Instead, Aberforth convinces Albus and Gellert to help her before starting on their quest. Grindelwald soon finds that it serves his plan perfectly. Low-key Grindeldore.Harry Potter, T, English, words: 4k+, favs: 74, follows: 53, 4/10/2022, Albus D., Ariana D., Aberforth D., Gellert G.
421Scribble Pad »
An anthology of chapters I wrote for stories that ultimately didn't go anywhere, but might still be worth posting. Free to anyone who wants them.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 18, words: 84k+, favs: 233, follows: 316, updated: 3/27/2022 published: 7/12/2018, Harry P.
242 
Honey and Magic »
Everyone knew Matilda was a rather extraordinary child, but even she didn't know she was a witch. Matilda Honey receives her Hogwarts letter in the year of the Triwizard Tournament, and soon, she will leave her unique mark on the magical world.Harry Potter & Matilda, T, English, chapters: 10, words: 52k+, favs: 606, follows: 646, updated: 4/18/2021 published: 7/29/2020, Harry P., Cedric D., Matilda W., Miss. Honey
225 I Aim to Misbehave »
Harry Potter escapes from Earth-That-Was via magitech, but goes missing. When he is finally unfrozen in the 26th century, he faces a new oppressive regime in the form of the Alliance while he tries to find the lost magical community in the Verse. Epilogue-compliant, No Power in the 'Verse-compliant. UP FOR ADOPTION.Harry Potter & Firefly, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 15k+, favs: 906, follows: 1k+, updated: 10/18/2020 published: 4/5/2017, Harry P., River
143The Wheel Is Come Full Circle »
Hermione goes to Australia to bring her parent home and gets a big surprise. It turns out her Memory Charm wasn't enough to fill the hole in their lives. Now, she has a new sister who will be starting at Hogwarts as she returns for her seventh year and deals with the aftermath of the war. Epilogue-compliant. UP FOR ADOPTION.Harry Potter, K+, English, chapters: 3, words: 15k+, favs: 403, follows: 591, updated: 9/21/2020 published: 4/3/2017, Hermione G., OC
91 A Turn in Time Saves Nine
One-shot. Prisoner of Azkaban alternate ending. When they meet Sirius Black in the Shrieking Shack, instead of getting caught, Hermione grabs Harry and Time-Turns them away. Just like Dumbledore asked her to at the start of the year.Harry Potter, K, English, words: 5k+, favs: 510, follows: 248, 8/29/2020, Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D.
25 Loved Ones and Leaving and New Beginnings
Movie-Verse. One-shot. In the aftermath of the Department of Mysteries, Harry reconciles with Cho after learning she was dosed with Veritaserum to give up the Dumbledore's Army.Harry Potter, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 102, follows: 50, 8/23/2020, Harry P., Cho C.
96 White to Move, Mate in Two
One-shot. While spying on Voldemort in the Shrieking Shack, Harry gets an idea, and things change very fast.Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 554, follows: 219, 9/29/2019, Harry P., Severus S.
1k+ Annals of Arithmancy »
Part 3 of The Arithmancer Series. Hermione won the war, but her career as the world's greatest arithmancer is just beginning. Now, she has places to go, spells to invent, and a family to start. Oh, and a whole lot of dementors to kill.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 24, words: 154k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/23/2019 published: 7/14/2018, Hermione G., George W.
74 Blitz
One-shot. In an alternate history where the Blitz lasted a few months longer in London, the young Tom Riddle's life takes a very different turn.Harry Potter, K, English, words: 3k+, favs: 256, follows: 130, 3/2/2019, Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
10How to Fight a Dragon Army »
After Drago's defeat, Chief Hiccup is pulled into the future by a mysterious force to find a world where the Vikings have become a brutal empire bent on conquering the globe. Forcibly recruited to fight a dragon-riding Joan of Arc, he must find a way to restore peace to Europe and return home. UP FOR ADOPTION.How to Train Your Dragon, T, English, chapters: 4, words: 21k+, favs: 56, follows: 86, updated: 2/18/2019 published: 5/10/2017, Hiccup, OC
5k+ Lady Archimedes »
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 82, words: 597k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 7/7/2018 published: 8/22/2015, Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W.
953 A Dramatic Reading »
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.Harry Potter, K+, English, Drama & Parody, chapters: 18, words: 56k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 4/2/2017 published: 1/15/2017, Harry P.
397 The Mountains of the Moon »
Hermione comes up with a contingency plan for Harry's Ministry hearing, and they decide their education can be better pursued elsewhere—at the largest and oldest school of magic in the world: Uagadou. Voldemort won't know what hit him. Harry/Hermione.Harry Potter, K+, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 10k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 1/8/2017 published: 1/3/2017, Harry P., Hermione G.
678 Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue »
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.Harry Potter, K+, English, Parody, chapters: 6, words: 35k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 10/18/2016 published: 5/23/2016, Harry P., Hermione G.
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