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How I Rule The World »
Max has always wanted to rule the world. But once he actually manages to take over the world with the help of an underground conspiracy...he's starting to find that the job isn't all it's cracked up to be.Total Drama series, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 30, words: 129k+, favs: 21, follows: 15, updated: 5/18/2016 published: 11/23/2014, Max
4Rewind
Izzy steals a device that can rewind time and now she's gotten Noah involved. This should be good. Merry Christmas to musicalBooknerd13!Total Drama series, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 11, follows: 3, 12/20/2015, [Izzy, Noah]
18 Last Night
When Chris gets drunk celebrating, it's up to him, Chef, and Blaineley to relay exactly what happened. (Disclaimer: Alice the OC belongs to CoGreen 20 and Total Drama Do Over.)Total Drama series, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 7/31/2015, Chris M., Chef Hatchet, Blaineley
8DIE: A Bill Cipher Fanfiction »
You don't really know why you thought trusting an insane triangle demon was a good idea. After Bill Cipher traps you inside a twisted, yellow-tinted version of Gravity Falls, you're finally starting to understand the true meaning of "be careful what you wish for." And he KNOWS how you work. He KNOWS all the ships, the insanity of the fandom...and you have no idea what to do.Gravity Falls, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 4, follows: 6, updated: 6/23/2015 published: 4/25/2015, Bill
14Rule by Secrecy »
The five-chapter companion fic to the Total Drama/Hunger Games crossover "From Drama to Death." Spoilers for said fic follow (SO GO READ IT FIRST). When an act of rebellion starts to spark riots fifty years before the rise of the Mockingjay, the Capitol sends out its troops to quell the rebellion–and to kill everyone involved.Total Drama series, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 9k+, favs: 10, follows: 9, updated: 6/3/2015 published: 4/5/2015
72What Would Max (and Scarlett) Do? »
The foolproof guide to the domination of your own world (and eventually the WHOLE WORLD), brought to you by Max and Scarlett.Total Drama series, T, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 11k+, favs: 15, follows: 19, updated: 5/20/2015 published: 9/1/2014, Max, Scarlett
8Operation: Kill Chris
Topher still wants Chris's job, but nothing he does seems to be working! So naturally, he decides to bring together some of the old contestants to assassinate Chris. Because that makes sense. A Topher-centric two-shot.Total Drama series, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, 2/19/2015, Topher
205 Total Drama Deception »
A...different kind of SYOC fic. Join twelve OCs as they battle against the evil forces of evil as well as some weird basketball player with an ocean fetish. Will they survive? Will they die? Will anyone care? Probably not. Randomness included, common sense not included. Laughs 99.9999999999% guaranteed.Total Drama series, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 41k+, favs: 13, follows: 11, updated: 1/29/2015 published: 8/3/2014, OC
7 A Night to Wipe Clean of Everyone's Memory
Courtney and Scott go to Chris's Christmas party at his cottage. Gwen and Duncan go as well. Courtney still has feelings for Duncan, so will she go for it and enrage Scott and Gwen in the process? A Secret Santa for Hugh Takinimee.Total Drama series, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 12/3/2014, Courtney, Duncan
126I'd Like to Thank the Academy »
If the Total Drama contestants won an Academy Award, what would their speeches be like?Total Drama series, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 17, words: 11k+, favs: 16, follows: 25, updated: 11/23/2014 published: 5/22/2014
514 From Drama to Death »
In the twenty-third Hunger Games, the twenty-four contestants from Total Drama are reaped from their districts, transported to the Capitol, and forced to fight to the death in an Arena overseen by Head Gamemaker Chris McLean. Who will be the sole victor out of twenty-four beloved characters? And is there something else going on behind the scenes in the Capitol?Total Drama series, T, English, chapters: 34, words: 191k+, favs: 107, follows: 74, updated: 11/23/2014 published: 4/5/2014
14No Quarter »
It is 2048. When a plan to unite the world's countries in the form of a Worldwide Union is suggested, it is obviously a lot harder than it sounds. It is made even harder when an underground terrorist group known as Sanctum emerges. To internalize the problem, the United States government has decided to create an inter-agency task force to deal with Sanctum before it's too late.Total Drama series, T, English, Sci-Fi & Crime, chapters: 3, words: 8k+, favs: 8, follows: 15, updated: 7/15/2014 published: 7/5/2014, Cody, Courtney, Brick, Dawn
14 Contentment
Tyler has always loved sports. So what happens when he's confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life? Tyler doesn't have enough love in this fandom, so I decided to create a one-shot for him. Written for the one year anniversary of the Total Drama Writer's Forum. :)Total Drama series, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 2, 5/30/2014, Tyler
26 Beyond the Fourth Wall
cody has somethin 2 say 2 noa, lol, i suck at summaries. DONT LIEK DONT READ! (Read the whole thing.)Total Drama series, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 29, follows: 4, 5/19/2014, [Noah, Cody]