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223How to be a Parent » by Elyvern Life is more than witnessing a world fall to ruins while racing to prevent the same from befalling the past. Lucina never realised that going back in time would give her a future she thought lost to her. But how would she make a family work when all she knows is war? A story of Lucina's trials as wife and mother to Robin and Morgan.
Fire Emblem, T, English, Family & Romance, chapters: 13, words: 130k+, favs: 669, follows: 683, updated: 6/8/2021 published: 1/4/2014, [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Morgan, Tharja
158The Summer of McLean Park » by Sinematic Meeting on opposite sides of the debate, Gwen and Duncan fight over the inevitable fate of McLean Park. As they compete, Duncan and Gwen begin to realize they don't have to be enemies.
Total Drama series, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 12, words: 38k+, favs: 89, follows: 84, updated: 11/12/2019 published: 12/14/2012, Gwen, Duncan
1k+ Despair Island » by Knifez What if Total Drama Island wasn't a campy reality show? What if it was a pitch by the Canadian government for the newest form of entertainment; a more sinister form of entertainment? Join twenty-two teens and their dark journey throughout eight weeks as they compete for life itself. At the end, only one shall live. A reimagining of Total Drama Island using the original cast.
Total Drama series, T, English, Angst & Suspense, chapters: 30, words: 219k+, favs: 354, follows: 227, updated: 3/10/2017 published: 4/23/2014, Chris M.
9 Double Date from Hell! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins Shawn wants to take Jasmine on a date with his winnings from the show, Heather also wants her winnings from the show! Both of them decide to speak with Chris about their money, instead of giving them their winnings, Chris finds a loophole and gives them a prize to a fancy restaurant and nobody is happy about this. Secret Santa gift for The Sarcasm Master!
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 8, follows: 4, 12/20/2015, [Jasmine (TDPI), Shawn] [Alejandro, Heather]
591 Bed Time Story » by gokart48 Morgan has trouble getting to sleep lately. She wants to hear a heroic story to try to fall asleep, and her parents hesitantly oblige... *Ahem* There once was a man and a woman who met under bizarre circumstances. This is their tale, and it may not be what you were expecting. (Robin/Lucina)
Fire Emblem, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 67, words: 314k+, favs: 846, follows: 697, updated: 12/6/2015 published: 10/13/2013, [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Morgan
2Scarlett's Halloween Crisis by fivbifvifggrfg Scarlett desperately tries to debunk something unthinkable. Rated T for swearing. Happy birthday, Kjeld!
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 10/8/2015, Dawn, Max, Scarlett
6 The Joys of Babysitting by StayOuttaMyShed Down on her luck and in need of money, Scarlett has no choice but to turn to her least favorite person in the world when he offers her a potential job. Belated Secret Santa fic for The Sarcasm Master.
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor, words: 7k+, favs: 9, follows: 2, 10/6/2015, Scarlett, Max, OC
400 The Pillars of Destiny » by Nyhlus Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Izzy, Noah, the children of six lords, will have to marry one another. The problem is that they all despise each other and don't know which one they will marry. On their way to find out the answer, they discover Izzy ran away. Now they must come together to find her, try to get along for the first time, and come face to face with their destiny.
Total Drama series, T, English, Romance & Fantasy, chapters: 34, words: 148k+, favs: 215, follows: 158, updated: 10/1/2015 published: 5/14/2013, Noah, Courtney, Duncan
4 Fun at the Science Fair by signelchan Noah and Izzy sort of reluctantly sign up to help eighth graders at the science fair as part of their requirements for high school graduation. But Max wants to rule the world with his project, Scarlett wants to disrupt gravity with hers, and these two seniors may have bitten off more than they can chew. [Giftfic for The Sarcasm Master.]
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 11, follows: 2, 8/5/2015, Izzy, Noah, Max, Scarlett
432Total Drama Avengeance: Old Losers vs New Losers » by chrisATD1 Chris brings back 22 teens from past seasons that haven't won a season yet, based on the US rankings (except Season 4), and pits the team of originals against the the team of the latest losers. Chapter 32 is now up! All Total Drama contestants will have a part in this story.
Total Drama series, K+, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 32, words: 235k+, favs: 153, follows: 149, updated: 6/22/2015 published: 4/14/2012, Chris M., Chef Hatchet
243 Chasing The Skyline » by ChloeRhiannonX You got a bright future behind you. A million miles might be a long way away, but these two are determined to make it work.
Total Drama series, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 21, words: 55k+, favs: 61, follows: 32, updated: 4/19/2015 published: 11/30/2014, [Courtney, Duncan]
37 Let Me Clarify by carpenoctem22 It's the Pines twins' fifth summer in Gravity Falls when Pacifica feels the need to defend herself: she does not have a blatantly obvious thing for Dipper Pines. Honest. Who likes nerds who wear the same hat for five years anyways, no matter how tall they've gotten?
Gravity Falls, K+, English, Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 510, follows: 114, 3/27/2015, Dipper P., Pacifica N.
9 A Different Kind of Quest by Foreseer44 Noah and Scarlett have to work on a history project, but Noah's more interested in his online role-playing game to care. What follows is laughs, cringing, and death... and more death!
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, 2/16/2015, Noah, Scarlett
27Izzy's Violations of Literary Propriety, or This Story be Whacked! » by Rufus T. Serenity So, like, there's Izzy...but now there's three in one! And then the three Izzies in one are all like, 'Yo, author guy, make us a good story to cut loose! And the author's like, 'Ok, for Izzies I be goods with doin' that, yo! And than after that things get REALLY crazy! Like, Lindsay winning the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or Owen being thinner than Harold crazy!
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 13k+, favs: 9, follows: 9, updated: 2/8/2015 published: 1/10/2015, Izzy
36 Brainiacs and Bookshelves » by Foreseer44 Noah and Scarlett are working together at a small bookstore, but with sales plummeting and neither genius attempting to help, someone's paycheck is on the line. If they want their jobs (and bragging rights), they'll have to use their wits to outsmart each other in the race to retain their minimum wage payments and reputations as geniuses.
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 13k+, favs: 11, follows: 5, updated: 12/31/2014 published: 11/14/2014, Noah, Scarlett
6Total Insanity Island by ChloeRhiannonX Chris McLean is running low on ratings after the end of Total Drama Island. But he finds his ex-campers to still be the talk of the world...so why not bring them back for one more round on the Island, exploiting their traumatic experience for his own personal gain? Secret Santa gift for The Sarcasm Master.
Total Drama series, T, English, words: 894, favs: 5, follows: 3, 12/26/2014
6 A (Little) Christmas Lesson by signelchan It's that wonderful time of the year where people are going crazy over sales and doing the exact opposite of what the spirit of the holiday means, and Izzy wants everyone to learn that greed isn't the way of Christmas. With Noah (un)willingly by her side, she's about to try and teach the greediest people she knows the best lesson ever.
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 11k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 12/24/2014, [Izzy, Noah] [Alejandro, Heather]
33 I Dream of Ice Cream » by Combatflaps His fellow bad guys are up to something, but Roman Torchwick doesn't seem to care. His diminutive associate has most of his attention these days.
RWBY, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 100, follows: 58, updated: 11/5/2014 published: 11/1/2014, [Roman T., Neo]
50 Time To… Get Sugared? » by Foreseer44 Max is called away for a special babysitting job and ends up in a horrific position that he never thought was possible. Can this self-proclaimed "evil genius" beat the odds and conquer his greatest enemy yet, or will he fail in hilariously pitiful ways? (My money's on the latter). (Note: The finale has been... revised.)
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor & Suspense, chapters: 10, words: 23k+, favs: 10, follows: 8, updated: 10/29/2014 published: 9/1/2014, Max, Sugar
57 love's all a game to (her, him, them) » by signelchan Distance makes the heart grow fonder, or more distrusting, or some combination of the two. Unresolved romance and tension runs high between Heather and Alejandro, but reality show romances were never meant to last. Does the old adage hold true, about loving someone and letting them go? Or does love mean nothing more than a game to them?
Total Drama series, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 10, words: 96k+, favs: 21, follows: 16, updated: 10/1/2014 published: 7/30/2014, [Alejandro, Heather]
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