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2k+Sima Yi Answers Letters »
Inspired by Cao Cao Answers Letters and it completely diverged off of there at some point. Sima Yi answers letters from his fellow Dw characters and gets into things by their senders. For first-time readers, read the reviews in order to get some of the letters. Warning: contains so much immature and sexual humor and the first few chapters are crap.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 324, words: 1983k+, favs: 80, follows: 59, updated: 6/17/2020 published: 7/28/2014, Sima Yi
4The Real Warriors of LA »
What do you get when you mix in a video game with American reality TV shows? This trashy shit.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, updated: 5/25/2017 published: 10/29/2016
3 Taking Care of XUN YU For Dummies
A manual for the XUN YU unit. (Apparently I found this in my archives and it looks like it was never published back when I did these. Gave it a couple tweaks and updates.)
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 2/24/2017
4An Empires Playthrough Turned into a Story
I played DW8 Empires for the first time and thought to turn the experience into story form, excluding the battle parts. Something to throw out there.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 5k+, favs: 3, 10/5/2016
7 Taking Care of WANG YI for Dummies
A manual for the Wang Yi unit.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 9/28/2016
8 America ranks 17th place in educational performance in the world
Step 1. Dump Ancient Chinese people into American schools as substitutes. Step 2. Profit.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 9k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 7/15/2016
4 Taking care of ZHANG HE for Dummies
A manual for the ZHANG HE unit.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, 6/29/2016
4 Taking Care of DIAO CHAN for Dummies
A manual for the DIAO CHAN unit.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 6/25/2016
3 Taking Care of ZHAO YUN for Dummies
A manual for the ZHAO YUN unit.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 1/15/2016
12Dynasty Warriors: The Abridged Series »
Because I have no voice acting equipment and a lack of creativity, I decided to make a bridge with DW games like everyone else. Note I didn't start from the Yellow Turban Rebellion because I couldn't make anything funny with that all the up to where I actually started.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 16, words: 66k+, favs: 16, follows: 11, updated: 1/2/2016 published: 7/23/2015
1 Taking Care of LU BU for Dummies
A manual for the LU BU unit.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 1/2/2016
2 Taking Care of XIAHOU DUN for Dummies
A manual for the XIAHOU DUN unit.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 12/30/2015
2 Taking care of LU XUN for Dummies
A manual for the Lu Xun unit.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 5, 12/19/2015
1 Taking care of GUAN XING for Dummies
A manual for the GUAN XING unit.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 12/15/2015
4 Taking care of GUAN YINPING for Dummies
A manual for the GUAN YINPING unit.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor, words: 980, favs: 4, 12/13/2015
2 Taking care of ZHANG BAO for Dummies
The manual for the ZHANG BAO unit. Been a while since I've done these things, I thought I'd try to do these and see if I can capture the old charm they had a long time ago.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor, words: 870, favs: 3, 12/12/2015
97Raise your hand and do things all over again »
Another Q&A story. Okay, I'm serious this time.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 12, words: 30k+, favs: 9, follows: 6, updated: 10/23/2015 published: 1/10/2015
8 If DW Were Real »
Just gonna leave this here. It's all in the title. Alright, there are 3 chapters of this stuff, and I'm done.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 9, follows: 3, updated: 6/5/2015 published: 4/28/2015
17 You Know You're Important When You're Sent to the Future »
One day, Kagura-I mean-Kaguya sends an unsuspecting Sima Yi to a gruesome future that has China overrun by aliens and that he is dead in this future. Everyone he ever knew has changed and try to find all of the shameless media references. I have no idea anymore towards the end.
Dynasty Warriors, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 54k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 5/25/2015 published: 4/8/2015
7Assasin's Creed: Chaoic Dynasties »
Set in the Three Kingdoms era of Ancient China, a man tries to find his true purpose in life while getting caught in wars between the kingdoms Shu, Wu, and Wei. Basically, Assassin's Creed set in China.
Assassin's Creed, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 11, words: 51k+, favs: 11, follows: 9, updated: 2/27/2015 published: 11/26/2014, OC