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16Who's on First?
Timothy Lamont Cranston, a Bank of America employee, is at Universal Studios Resorts and Parks in Florida. A Potterhead, he buys & drinks one of the Felix Felicis good-luck vials. Passing through Knockturn Alley in Harry Potter World, he trips and falls — and finds himself somewhere that looks much more real than the Harry Potter Resort Park — then he sees Hagrid with Harry Potter!Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, words: 7k+, favs: 60, follows: 91, 5/17, Harry P., Hermione G., OC
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Harry's Solution »
Harry decides his only viable tactic for the First Task in the Tri-wizard Tournament is . . . Today is a . . . good day. . . to die. Only, it doesn't quite go as he expected. (another version of Reptilia28's challenge). Warning! Rated Mature! Harry accidental Harem (Just as in real life, if you are powerful, you attract the ladies).Harry Potter, M, English, Fantasy & Drama, chapters: 23, words: 150k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 4/27 published: 12/1/2024, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
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The Triwizard Pony »
When he was nine, Harry became a unicorn when he fell through a portal into the Everfree Forest outside Ponyville. Now, the Goblet of Fire has hauled him back to Hogwarts, still as a unicorn. A unicorn taught by Twilight, the Princess of Magic in Equestria. Cross-over with My Little Pony.Harry Potter & My Little Pony, T, English, Fantasy, chapters: 29, words: 154k+, favs: 425, follows: 470, updated: 9/22/2024 published: 6/8/2024
2k+ The Defensive Space Force Ship Requirement »
Harry Potter, and the rest of Dumbledore's Army in his fifth year, use the Room of Requirement to get themselves a spaceship! The problems of a tiny island on Earth don't seem so important, anymore. Wizards in Space! What could possibly go wrong with that? Eventually, this will be a crossover with Stargate SG-1.Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter, T, English, Fantasy & Sci-Fi, chapters: 56, words: 349k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 8/26/2024 published: 12/11/2021, Gen. Hammond, Harry P., Hermione G., Lee J.
292 Hedwig Harry! »
Fire-whiskey, a dare, three Unspeakable witches, a disagreement over the pronunciation of a set of runes, fire-whiskey, a wand, and a Sanskrit tongue-twister (and when you're drunk enough, everything is a tongue-twister). Harry ends up as Hedwig at end of Harry's First Year at Hogwarts.Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 19, words: 124k+, favs: 829, follows: 707, updated: 5/4/2024 published: 3/3/2024, Harry P.
633 If Wishes were Ponies »
Harry Potter, after a beating by Dudley and friends — with the help of a real gang member — wishes he had somewhere safe to go, and starts crawling home. He ends up in Equestria. The young Cutie Mark Crusaders find him. A year later, an owl arrives with his Hogwarts' letter! Inspired by Dogger807's hilarious story, "Magic School Days," on FiMfiction.Harry Potter & My Little Pony, T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 185, words: 865k+, favs: 709, follows: 696, updated: 2/12/2024 published: 8/11/2023, Harry P., Cutie Mark Crusaders
118The Broom-closet »
Not long after Harry is revealed as a Parselmouth in 2nd Year, a cynical Slytherin girl drags the surprised boy into closet. Later, fearing Harry has been cursed or poisoned, Hermione demands he tell her what happened. What she finds out fundamentally changes their relationship. Non-consensual & consensual sex, very much lemony. Definitely mature! HP/Hr, HP/various.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 55k+, favs: 706, follows: 744, updated: 3/23/2020 published: 3/16/2015, Harry P., Hermione G.
2k+ Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly »
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 31, words: 192k+, favs: 9k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 2/20/2017 published: 4/24/2016, Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L.
303Harry Potter Rants »
Observations about the Harry Potter Universe and ; i.e., Marriage Contracts, Lordships, Copyright, the billionaire Harry, and so forth.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 19, words: 19k+, favs: 234, follows: 179, updated: 7/19/2016 published: 4/26/2016
301Harriet Potter »
Death Eaters expect a boy so Dumbledore hid Harry, temporarily, as a baby girl. Vernon makes it stick and pimps her out. Then her letter comes. Who IS this Harriet girl? What will Snape do? The people, scenes, and places are J.K. Rowling's, I own nothing. This is a dark story, with references to non-consensual & consensual sex. Not graphic. Various pairings. No M/slashHarry Potter, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Adventure, chapters: 24, words: 204k+, favs: 706, follows: 892, updated: 7/1/2016 published: 5/4/2014, Harry P., Hermione G., Rubeus H., Neville L.