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Joined Dec '13

WARNING

I don't update anything anymore. This account should be considered abandoned, because I only still use it so I can follow stories for update alerts.

I deleted most of the information on this profile because it was either outdated, usless, or uneccacary. I left a little bit because I felt like those were fine to leave.

Sorry if you've been waiting for updates from me, but honestly feel lucky I'm not deleting my old cringe worthy stories that you for some reason like. I'm not offering the only unfinished story (Half of One) for adoption, in fact am considering deleting it. Thank you for your support if you did enjoy, follow, favoutite, or review any of my storie. You have no clue what those meat to me when I posted and these stories 2 years ago.


How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

THE FANFICTION.NET PLIGHT

I am honestly and truly doing something nice - every story I read on here, I will give a review. I know how it feels when you get little or no reviews! If you want to be kind and do this too, then put this in your profile.

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!! Not my words, I doubt this is true. Just posting this to mess with others who do *evil smile*

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III :3

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Blue

3. Your first initial? M

4. Your month of birth? December

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Sam(One of my IRL Friends)

7. Your favorite number? 14

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one), Realistic? Darn. There goes that pet dragon. Uh... I wish my family was well off?

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat -.-)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. HA. Astrid would so kill me if this were a bit more then little true. Seriously though, I don't fall in love with fictional characters.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Uh... I do like affection from my loved ones, can be spontaneous... so yeah I guess.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. True, and... I did have a puppy dog crush like, 2 years ago that is dead. And nothing has happened since. (Like I care really.)

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long, but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life. Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. I'm not sure how I feel about that...

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time. But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. BLACK MAGIC! DID CLOCKWORK WRITE THIS? THAT DARN STOPWATCH!!! (My life has taken a bit of a turn over the past year, just hasn't gotten to the glad for the change part yet though.)

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do. Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. Yep! :3

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. ... In my entire life? That's a bit sad... only 14?

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure. True!!

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Loyal, yes. Reserved, not so much.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Yeah, and I'll get that pet dragon to. *note, statement dripping with sarcasm.*


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