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Bio:

Name: Lily (Not my real name)

Birth date: October 26 ( I won't tell the year)

Sex: I'm not sure of whats my gender. (just kidding :D)


About me:

Hmmm... I like Animes, Manga. food, games, Listening in Music, reading books or fanfictions, watching movies, animes or series.

I like colour red, black, and blue or any dark color or sometimes pastel colors, it depends.

I'm a NaLu shipper... and my fave manga is Nishiki-kun no Nasugamama

I really, really like Hotarubi no Mori e. If you still don't know that then please watch it its a good anime movie.


Fav Anime(s):

Lucky star

K-on

Elfen lied

Another

Acchi kochi

Fairy tail

Rave master

To Aru majutsu no index

To Aru Kagaku no Railgan

Sword Art Online

Sankarea

Soul eater

Senran Kagura

Shaterd Angels

Shin Koihime Masou: Otome Tairan

Spice and Wolf

Rosario Vampire

The melcony of Haruhi Zuzumiya

Code GEASS

The familiar of Zero

The world god only knows

Ladies versus Butlers

Mirai Niki

A channel

Angel beats

Accel world

Working

Fate stay night

Akikan

Black rock shooter

Hetalia

Kuroshitsuji

Sketdance

Shinryaku! Ika Musume

Date a live

To love Ru Darkness


Fav. couple(s):

NaLu (Natsu x Lucy)

Nishiki-kun and Chii (Nishiki-kun no Nasugamama)

Maka x Soul

Io x Tsumiki

John Watson X Sherlock Holmes (lol)

Saitama x Genos (lol)

Miyamura x Hori

And many more...


Fave. Ft Quotes:

“There’s no need to change the past.. Because we are who we are now, every second, every action then is linked to us here and now”

Gray Fullbuster(FT)

“Mistakes are not shackles that halt on from stepping forward. Rather, They are that witch sustain and grow one’s heart”

Mavis Vermilion (FT)

"Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you''

Lucy Heartfillia FT

“Fear is not evil. It tells you what your weakness is. And once

you know your weakness is, you become stronger as well as kinder”

Gildarts of FT

“It’s not the goodbye that hurt’s, it’s the flashback that follow…

Gray F.

“When people realize how lonely it is being on their own, they will become kind”

Mirajane Strauss

Feelings are a connection.They surpass time,and find their way back to the people you love.

Lucy Heartfilia

“All I need is the power to be able to protect my comrades. So long as I can have the strength to d that,

I don’t care if I’m weaker than everyone in the world”

Erza Scarlet (Fairy tail)


A good friend or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.


I'm NOT sorry I'm not a slut.I'm NOT sorry that I don't drop my pants for any guy.I'm NOT sorry I don't wear makeupI'm NOT sorry that I'm not popularI'm NOT sorry that I can answer questions in classI'm NOT sorry that I can be classified as a 'nerd' or a 'freak'.I'm NOT sorry for beating you up cause you made my friend cry.I'm NOT sorry that I don't go with the crowd.I'm NOT sorry that I don't judge my friends on social standing.I'm NOT sorry that I don't die my hair.I'm NOT sorry that I like to read and write.I'm NOT sorry that I don't like the colour pink.I'm NOT sorry that I'm not like most girls.I'm NOT sorry that my dad beat you up because you are an idiotic asshole.I'm NOT sorry that I cry.I'm NOT sorry that I can be a fangirl.I'm NOT sorry that I read manga and comics.I'm NOT sorry for waiting for the right guy.I'm NOT sorry for being the 'Crazy chick'I'm NOT sorry for having awesome friends that accept me.I'm NOT sorry for not dating a total ass.I'm NOT sorry for being who I am.

I AM sorry that you can't accept me for who I am. You don't know what you're missing.

I'm Crazy. I'm different. I'm a fangirl. I haven't dated a guy. I'm a bitch if someone is acting that way to me. I'm also be really nice. I'm a dance in the rain. I'm shouting at the top of my lungs because I can. I'm a shoulder to cry on. I'm a loyal friend. I'm the girl that laughs as loud as I can. I'm a place to stay. I'm not normal. I'm a human Ipod. I'm a sleepover with a friend, laughing at ourselves at three in the morning. I'm singing as loud as I can. I'm a dreamer that will make her dreams come true. I'm a a secret, kept because you want it to be. I'm the best friend that knows everything that I need to. I'm the right word at the right time. I'm modest. I'm sarcastic. I'm the one that friends come to. I'm the one that says 'Who am i going to beat up?', when you come to me crying. I'm a smile when everyone has given you glares. I'm the one that randomly says "Hi! What's your name?", and then somehow becomes your best friend. I am the friend that lights up your day, even when my own is downcast.

This is all that I am. What about you?


ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN, SHOOTS HIS WIFE, THEN TURNS IT ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE COME AND TAKE HER TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST SAY OF SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE COMES IN AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS A TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did. When mommy and daddy fought, he sat next to me behind the couch and told me everything was going to be alright...

66 of you won't repost this. But remember the Bible said: "Deny Jesus in front of your friends, and I will deny you in front of my father." Repost this if YOU ARE NOT ASHAMED. LET GOD'S LOVE SPREAD.

Mature Eyes Only:

Body: This may make you stop and think... very trueWhy do we sleep in church,but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God,but so easy to talk about sex?Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,but find it easy to read Playboy?Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,Yet we repost the nasty ones?Why are churches getting smaller,But bars and clubs are growing?Think about it, are you going to repost this?Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?Just remember God is always watching you.The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father".Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only."90 of you won't repost thisGod loves you

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one eveningand time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid because it was a small town

and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees,Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed aman standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness andsecurity wrapped round her, she felt as thoughsomeone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, shewalked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper thata young girl had been raped in the same alley justtwenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the factthat it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help thisyoung woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she toldthem her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to lookat a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the manshe had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, heimmediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery andasked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone.She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you'renever alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagerswill not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you trulybelieveinGod..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he willstand up for you.I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Even if you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God, put this on your profile.

I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.

I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.

I'm that girl who smiles but is hurting inside.

I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.

I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.

I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.

I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.

But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.

Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.

But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.

I think of that weight that just hangs above me,

Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.

I don't fight it, I don't struggle,

I just hold it up.

The force on my shoulders,

I'm begging it to stop.

But I just hold it together,

And keep the smile on my face.

Just hoping that one day,

Someone can take my place.

Help me take that burden off her shoulders,Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her.Take my hand and it'll weigh no more,For us girls together, can be stronger than before.

9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, WannaBeWinged, wishIwereanime, FOAatyourservice,The Midnight Shadow Star,

one early morning a man sat on a bench and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism


A Bit About Friends

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrellaREAL FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.REAL FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn! We really messed up! It sure was damn fun, though"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. And joke about it in private later.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.REAL FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue. Or keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing biography of your life, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects youREAL FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will gossip with others about what you told themREAL FRIENDS: Would willingly skinny dip in a tank of acid or be eaten alive by termites before they even THINK of telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogationREAL FRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will look at you like you’re crazy when you tell them you’re an alien from outer spaceREAL FRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mother ship.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will know all your passwordsREAL FRIENDS: MADE all your passwords

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile or only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Talks you out of running away.REAL FRIENDS: Asks, “Do you want help? I could give your parents death glares when you’re gone.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Takes the blame for you.REAL FRIENDS: Screams, “She did it! She did it! I’m innocent!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Asks you to take them for a ride in your new car and understands if you say no.REAL FRIENDS: Steals your keys and takes it for a joyride, and the police bring it back at midnight the next week looking like an eighty-year-old thing that was just pulled out of the Hudson.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Is happy for you if you’re pregnant.REAL FRIENDS: Groans and asks, “Who’s the unlucky parent then?”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you when you fall.REAL FRIENDS: Rolls around laughing and trips you again.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you find your way when you’re lost.REAL FRIENDS: Is the one putting magnets near your compass, stealing your map, and giving you wrong directions.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you learn to drive.REAL FRIENDS: Helps you roll your car into the lake to collect the insurance.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hides you from the cops.REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason they’re after you in the first place.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Stops you from publicly making an idiot of yourself.REAL FRIENDS: Is up there making an idiot of their self with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will complain when you have to cleanREAL FRIENDS: Will sit on the couch and say: "Bitch, if you do not get this room clean, I will beat'chou ass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this!GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!REAL FRIENDS: Will add to it

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by drippingit all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked himby never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer tofootball to one birthday party after another. You thanked him byjumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends tothe movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watchcertain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. Youthanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked himby being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thankedhim by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus,carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dormso you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told youhow deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across thecountry.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. Youthanked him by reading about the burden parents become to theirchildren.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did camecrashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

i have 5 fingers for a reason…My pinky finger:for my best friend, and the promises i will never break.My ring finger:for that special boy, when the time is right.My middle finger:for that btch* who pushes me to far...My pointer finger:to pick out my dearest family members.My thumb:to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay


A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".


Oh anime, anime! Where would we be?If your presence not grace us ever so fully?I know just what to do; we should propose a grand toast!The grandest of toast with your preferred host!

Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!We have every character; just tell us your type:Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight.

Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?The person in charge, who knows just what to do,until rejected, then goes to his emo corner to cry “boo hoo!”

Or is the smart one the way you will go?He smiles up front, he puts on quite the show.No problem too big for him, the solutions are clear.But a darker side will show if you get too near.

And then we have twins, who are rarely apart.Could it be incest, or brotherly heart?Mischievous, impish, the troublesome lot.They differ in some ways, just don’t ask me what.

Perhaps the strong and silent man suits you best.Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.You may feel he’s no emotion as life passes by.Dare offend his friends, and then you can expect you will fly!

But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.Do not be deceived, his age is more than he appears,and he knows kung-fu! Whoa. Watch out little dears!

Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?Who will smile, take orders, and won’t put up a fight.He listens and counsels, importantly deems.But is everything with him just as it seems?

What if you’re a guy, who wishes a girl or two?I think we might round up something for you.Although our host club is comprised of guys,a woman’s touch is at work beneath your eyes.

Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud,the manager can always catch quite the crowd.The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!No one knows what she thinks or of who she is fond.

And another you may find, with a mind open as can be.A poor little girl that can set the rich free.Although, go after her, you’ll hear Tamaki scream,“If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!”

Choose any one; our doors are open for you!This night is the night for your dreams to come true!Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.But none of you are commoners, so you should be okay.

If you can't win silently, lose as loud as possible

"You're born an original, don't die a copy because it's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you are not."

Live well, Love much, Laugh often

I can't help but respect anyone who has followed their dreams

Life is short. But books are eternal

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly

Save the world. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I don't need a life. I'm a gamer. I have LOTS OF LIVES!

There is no beginning or end. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."

"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'"

“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.”

“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”

“We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.”

"If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your enemies eyes."

"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." Toni Morrison

"Sanity? What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me I never had any such thing." --Kenpachi Zaraki on Sanity

"I Object. Because Life is Contradictory." --Phoenix Wright on Life


7 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH SMALL CHILDREN!!!

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile


1) I need to tell you a secret. go to 5

2) the answer is... go to 11

3) don't get angry. go to 15

4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13

5) first go to 2

6) don't be angry just go to 12

7) I just wanted to say hi

8) what I wanted to tell you is...is on 14

9) Be patient and go to 4

10) this is the last time I'm going to send you to a number. go to 7

11) I hope ur not annoyed when I say this...but go to 6

12) sorry out of order. go to 8

13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10

14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3

15) You must be really bored so go to 9

(I believe this with ever fiber of my begin. I don't care what you say.)

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity

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