Hi wellcom to my profile sorry i dont have aney stores if i did do some i wood do a vampire knight story with kaname, zero, and shiki fighting for yuki
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "toma sota baicu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will soffacate you like she was soffacated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
One and one wish do it one by one dont look ahead i will know if u do look ahead (just kidding ) ;)
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red,black,blue,green,or yellow?
3. Your first initial
4. Your month of birth
5. Which color do u like more black or white
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yoursooo
7. Your favorite number
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a reaistic one).
Are u done? If so scroll down dont cheat
The answers
1you are completely in love with this person
2 if u choose : red-u are alert and ur life is full of love Black u r conservative and aggressive. Green ur soul is relaxed and u r laid back. Blue u r spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones u love yellow u r a very happy person and give good advice to those who r down
3 if you're initial is a-k u have a lot of love and friendships in your life l-r u tru to enjoy life to the maximum and ur love life is soon about to blossom, s-z u like to help others and your future love looks verry good
And because I am superstitious...
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said
anything
she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for
Love you ALL and enjoy a cookie :3
I'm THAT type of girl forum:
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is
Who doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment)
Who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more
Who hates and isn't obsessed with Twilight
Who even though she wears all black, will crack up with her best friend when she needs cheering up
Who can express herself better with words than actions
Who doesn't need a guy to complete her
And who knows the importance of the little things.
NOW RANDOMNESS (Because I can)
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I hate cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren’t two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren’t two footballs feetballs? And why is one sheep a sheep and two sheep still sheep and one fish a fish and two fish still fish? People call me crazy (which I very might be) but I’m just random! If you’re random (or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! RANDOMTIVITY USERS UNITE!
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Pluto was declared a planet no longer on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Well, I'm small AND off orbit, in comparison to everyone else that is. That doesn't mean I'm not a person! That's my reason for agreeing _)
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If you think that Sakura Haruno is not a shit, copy this and paste it in your profile :P
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Lol i am crazy please pm me what u r
Ouran questions
What would you do if Honey woke you up in the middle of the night?
Gush about how cute he is then scream don't stare at my chest
Kaoru walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Scream really loudly and grab my towel an pd wrap it around myself
Mori announced he's going to marry Renge tomorrow?
"KYOYA! Mori is drunk again!"
Nekozawa cooked you dinner?
"You eat it first."
Kyoya was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Team up with the twins and pull pranks on him.
Haruhi suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
"Aren't you Japanese?"
Tamaki got into the hospital somehow?
"Bring him flowers. It was probably my fault."
Renge made fun of your friends?
Hey at least i hate them. *Burst out laughing and walk away. *. Then haunt her
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Honey do?
Honey would kick their ass!!!