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Don't Go in the Water!
Sebastian's plan to teach Ciel how to swim is goofed up by Grell's idea of entertainment. How will the demon get Ciel into the water and can the reapers help? Oneshot.Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, K+, English, Humor & Drama, words: 8k+, favs: 40, follows: 5, 3/14/2013, Ciel P., Sebastian M.
4 Group Date
When forced to babysit Ciel, Ronald takes the young earl on a group date with other Shinigami but things don't go as planned. A story with a surprise ending. Oneshot.Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, K+, English, Mystery & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 21, follows: 3, 3/14/2013, Ciel P., Ronald K.
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Jack Sparrow and the Thorns of Death »
Can Jack save Alan from the Thorns of Death, stop Angelica's evil plots, deal with two demons who insist they need to go to the Fountain, get the Pearl out of the bottle and yet more unexpected problems? Oh and Spears is now his supervisor! The sequel to "Kiss of Death". James/Elizabeth, Grell/Sebastian. Set after "On Stranger Tides".Pirates of the Caribbean & Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, K+, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 13, words: 79k+, favs: 17, follows: 12, updated: 3/12/2013 published: 10/8/2012, Capt. Jack Sparrow, Grell S.
2 Ill Intentions
Bootstrap sends the cursed Aztec Gold coin to his son after the mutiny. Oneshot.Pirates of the Caribbean, K+, English, Angst & Drama, words: 822, favs: 2, follows: 1, 3/5/2013, William T./Bootstrap Bill
8 Juxtaposition
Darth Vader meets Dark Helmet in a bathroom and funny things happen. Oneshot. Complete.Star Wars & Spaceballs, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 19, follows: 8, 2/22/2013, Darth Vader
20 Darker Heart »
Every pirate ship needs a doctor but in 1750 doctors are a hard thing to get. Captain Barbossa is determined to get one though and so he kidnaps Madame Red for her skills as a doctor. The fact she was killing women doesn't matter to the pirate. Pairings will be either Madame Red/Grell or else Sebby/Grell.Pirates of the Caribbean & Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, K+, English, Drama & Adventure, chapters: 9, words: 37k+, favs: 11, follows: 16, updated: 2/21/2013 published: 10/8/2012, Hector B., Madam Red
16What Tangled Webs »
Post AWE. Elizabeth goes to the Locker to rescue James and Will searches for a way to make his wife immortal. Includes Greek mythology and a few characters from Horatio Hornblower. Norribeth, some Will/Elizabeth. Adventure, monsters, humor.Pirates of the Caribbean, K+, English, Drama & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 33k+, favs: 19, follows: 28, updated: 2/19/2013 published: 7/20/2008, Elizabeth S., James N.
7 But I'm Your Wife!
A crazy idea, a clever scheme, a word with multiple meanings and an incurable disease all combine. Can Grell win Sebastian's heart? A funny unique story where Grell declares he's the demon's wife and won't accept no as the answer - and convinces Eric to try the same with Alan. Grell/Sebastian, Eric/Alan. Complete oneshot.Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 20k+, favs: 12, follows: 2, 2/13/2013, Grell S., Eric S.
1 Tribulation
Elizabeth Midford searches for the perfect Valentine's Day gift for Ciel and meets Cyrano Jones. He sells her tribbles. What will Ciel do with a manor full of tribbles? Oneshot.StarTrek: The Original Series & Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, K+, English, Humor & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 4, 2/13/2013, Elizabeth M.
6 Kill a Jedi
Emperor Palpatine fights with candy Jedi that Han Solo creates for Valentine's Day. Humor. Oneshot.Star Wars, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 19, follows: 4, 2/13/2013, E. Palpatine, Han S.
23Secret of the Sith »
Set during Episode III. The Sith are powerful vampires and the Jedi Order has lost the secret of slaying them. Anakin becomes one to save Padme's life. What will the Jedi do? Anakin-PadmeStar Wars, K+, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 17k+, favs: 29, follows: 39, updated: 2/12/2013 published: 1/26/2009, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
146Wish Upon a Droid »
Luke is 8 years old and wishes he'd know his father. Then his wish is granted by Aphrodite. Vader gets the oppurtunity to know his son and get Padme back. Crossover with Hercules & Xena. Ani is a son of Zeus in this story.Star Wars, K+, English, Mystery, chapters: 15, words: 65k+, favs: 82, follows: 89, updated: 2/5/2013 published: 7/2/2005, Darth Vader, Luke S.
3 Scent of Death
Butler Grell faces a new challenge at Madame Red's house: finding a dead stinky animal and removing it, but how will he get it out of the chimney? Humor. Oneshot.Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 2/1/2013, Grell S., Madam Red
2 Minga Was a Jedi »
A Jedi named Minga is sent to Undertaker to get answers and suffers an ill fate. Set during the second Kuroshitsuji musical. Oneshot.Star Wars & Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, K+, English, Drama, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 11/12/2012 published: 11/8/2012, Undertaker
2 V is for Voldy
Voldemort follows Harry to LA where he discovers the Resistance, aliens and the LA Mothership. He is a bit dense and thinks all of the red Vs stand for Voldemort. Also features Harry, Ron, Hermione, Mike, Martin, Diana, Lydia, Lucius, etc. Humor mixed with action/adventure. Complete oneshot.Harry Potter & V, 1984, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 12k+, favs: 7, follows: 5, 11/8/2012, Voldemort, Mike D.
261I'm Sorry, Master »
A funny story where Anakin is a vampire and Obi-Wan tries to deal with this odd problem. If you like "Pranks" you'll like this.Star Wars, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 21, words: 42k+, favs: 142, follows: 95, updated: 11/7/2012 published: 10/27/2004, Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
8 When Death Rears its Ugly Head »
Gabrielle's life is threatened by the results of a bloody war. Can Ares save her? RRXena: Warrior Princess, T, English, Adventure & Horror, chapters: 7, words: 10k+, favs: 15, follows: 7, updated: 11/5/2012 published: 5/27/2001, Ares, Gabrielle
15 Guilty Pleasure
Luke has a secret but embarrassing hobby while working on Executor. Then Vader finds out. Humor. Oneshot.Star Wars, K+, English, Humor, words: 855, favs: 39, follows: 10, 11/1/2012, Luke S., Darth Vader
3 The Banshee's Wail
One night Ciel hears strange wails from inside the manor and Sebastian is no where in sight, so he sets out to discover the source of the sounds himself. Oneshot. Grell/Sebastian.Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, T, English, Humor & Mystery, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 4, 10/25/2012, Ciel P., Sebastian M.
7 No Food Allowed
Han and Luke get invited to the opera by Palpatine without realizing what an opera is. Han tries another crazy scheme to kill the Sith Master while there but it does not go as planned. Oneshot. Comedy.Star Wars, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 14, follows: 2, 10/25/2012, Han S., E. Palpatine