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We've Found Her! Crack-fic. "We've found her!" No Werner, you've found her backpack. ...What? You're… not just going to leave her down there, are you? Dude, the backpack IS NOT LARA! - A sillier interval between The Last Revelation and The Angel of Darkness.
Tomb Raider, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 4k+, 3/15/2019, [Lara Croft, Verner Von Croy] Winston the butler
3 Breakfast Berries PSMD, Leafdad fluff, one-shot. It's Lorna's first weekend in Serene Village, but recent events have dampened any excitement she might have experienced.
Pokémon, K, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 5, 7/10/2018, Treecko/Kimori, Nuzleaf/Konohana
38You Killed My Family: Prepare For Hell » After Sirius' death, Harry reflects upon his life and realizes that, ultimately, Snivellus is to blame. Further inspection further supports his theory. So, what's a severely pissed off teen to do? Get revenge by pretending to be completely nutters, of course! Contains Evil!Snape, Good-but-Oblivious!Dumbledore, Powerful!Crazy!Harry, magical blocks, animagi, and Marauding
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 18k+, favs: 109, follows: 148, updated: 3/16/2015 published: 8/14/2014, Harry P., Severus S., Luna L.
3 Sirius Black and the Mashed Cauliflower Piss Post-GoF crack fic. In which Sirius' attempts at getting control over Harry's life by adopting him turns into a mad day where a greasy git gets murdered by screaming Order members. Ron jerks off to dead Ladies, Kingsley is fabulous, freaky goblin magics, and will we ever know Harry's true identity? Will Sirius ever get his dream shag?
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 15, follows: 6, 12/29/2014, Harry P., Sirius B.
1 Beyond The Veil Sirius' POV. Sirius knew Dumbledore and the Weasleys were plotting in 1995, but couldn't do anything, and is now forced to watch as Harry struggles through the life he couldn't save him from. Follows canon, only with Evil Dumbles and Weasleys.
Harry Potter, T, English, Angst, words: 4k+, favs: 12, follows: 5, 10/22/2014, Harry P., Sirius B.
15Cracked To The Past » A 24 year-old DADA teacher, Harry Potter, who went slightly mad from the stress of the war, is chucked back to his parents' 7th year during a duel with a jealous wannabe-Harry Potter. Needless to say, the year is going to be interesting for the people who actually belong in this time. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 49, follows: 77, updated: 7/4/2014 published: 6/16/2014, Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Albus D.
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