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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile


Oh My Gosh! You have to go to this website! It's honestly one of the best sites I have have ever been to!
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FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"(there wouldn't even be a conversation she would just kill him, I know because she told me she would.)

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

!FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read/ ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!


YOUR REAL NAME: Cara

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Carizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Blue Wolf; Black Dragon (TOOTHLESS!!! :D)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name) Mitcains

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black soda (AN: BWAHAHA XD)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ateorln

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Ann

9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Belle


If you are hardcore obsessed with a show or movie or book, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're the type of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile..
If you think that being unique is cooler then being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get all giddy when you hear a trailer for your favorite TV show/movie is on TV, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're not ashamed to call yourself a fangirl (or squeal like one), copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've every tripped up the stairs, copy and paste onto you profile.
If you want your favorite fictional characters to exist, copy and paste on your profile
If you talk to inanimate objects, copy and paste to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you love rain, paste this on your profile
If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.
If you've ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.


Two fav quotes that I plan on getting tattooed on my forearms someday:

"If you're going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchhill

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." Einstein


Msg: now that you've opened this you can't stop reading it, or close it. hello, my name is jazmynn, i'm a site model, and i'm 16. i died on march 1st, 2008. i was raped and killed by a man named marcus. he saw me walking one night with my friends, he put us all in his van and tied us up. he let my friends watch me get raped, then killed all of us. later, i came back and haunted him. he eventually got so scared, that he committed suicide. a boy named collin read this, thought i was hot, but closed this message. later that night, i came by his bed, and stared at him all night, when he awoke, i smiled at him, then quietly slit his throught. i left a rose on top of him, though. a girl named jessica read this, cried, and sent it on. later that night, i came by her bed, kissed her cheek, and left her a note saying thank you. i still come by her house everynight to make sure she's okay. send this to ten people, and please let people know what happened to me.. NO SEND BACKS!Ohh Nan! ! !

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."

He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'


TRY THIS!:

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word of each line. I bet you you'll smile


Ah, marriage:

Before marriage:

Boy: At last, I can hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No, don't even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Heck no, are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!

After marriage (read it backwards. LMAO!!)


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( What other time do I have to work on my hair?).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how . . . ?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion, right or are u a secret dictator jus trying to suggest it).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well . . . a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (. . . and you thought?. . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that the whole point)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what else?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash or was it supposed to have loony peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh . . . fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (. . . was there a lot of this happening somewhere in Sweden?)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm. . . . .something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . )
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Oh sure, go ahead, destroy a universal child belief! I don't blame
the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


SECRET!!!
[1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.
[2] The answer is to look at 11.
[3] Don't get mad and look at 15.
[4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13.
[5] First, look at 2.
[6] Don't be that angry, look at 12.
[7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14.
[9] Be patient, and look at 4.
[10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Go to 7.
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6.
[12] Sorry, look at 8.
[13] Don't get mad and look at 10.
[14] I don't really know how to say this, but look at 3.
[15] You must be really mad, but look at 9.


Oh, the irony . . .
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, InkWeaverabc, Saphirabrightscale, Ohsochich

If you did cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; btafpa

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Read the following lines carefully, they're not as pointless as they seem.

Toothless do a dragon dance.

Toothless, you a dragon.

Toothless really a dragon!

Toothless think like a dragon.

Toothless, that is a dragon.

Toothless, Toothless means 'No Teeth'.

Toothless is a very energetic dragon!

Toothless a Night Fury!

Toothless, Night Furies are awesome!

Toothless, Fury will bring revenge.

Toothless, that is your fish.

Toothless, will you get my towel?

Toothless, tackle Hiccup so i can laugh.

Toothless, Hiccup is cool.

Toothless, to is better than one. Oops! Sorry, two. LOL. *blush*

Toothless, the ground is soft.

Toothless, ground is very good!

Toothless and Hiccup are best buds.

Toothless, lick the honey. It won't kill you.

Toothless, him is not a good person.

Toothless, out for a midnight flight?

Toothless, of what person do you speak?

Toothless, happiness is what gives you hope in life.

Toothless, or Korak. . . .hmmmm. . .so hard to decide. . .

Toothless, because it's bad for you.

Toothless, he is an annoying person.

Toothless wants to fly.

Toothless to Vermont!

Toothless, or Hiccup?

Toothless, what?

Now, read the second word of all the lines, and PM me with you're answer! If I didn't provide one that you like, then make it up! This is just for a joke! Mine is: both, and just his way of showing his love for Hiccup. Like dog kisses.


Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy paste this on your profile.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're against racism, prejudice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Ohsochich


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

WACA (Writers Against Child Abuse)

Child abuse has haunted our world for years, but lately, it seems children are dying daily from such actions. If you are disgusted and oppose this terrible action, add your name onto the list, post this at the top of your profile, and write a story relating to child abuse. Join the army.


If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile.

If you believe racism is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

Disagreeing with Obama is NOT racism!! Copy and paste this if you agree!!

COEXIST!!!!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are proud to be pro-life and are not afraid to stand up and give a voice to the voiceless, copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Copy and paste this if you’re team TOOTHLESS! (or Hiccup or Astrid)

Dear Math, Why should I solve your problems? Get a therapist!

A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z, the only letter missing is'I', because I'm me and I don't like to fit in

If you feel as obsessional about a random thing as I do, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

If FanFiction.Net is to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, t.v. shows, movies, etc, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile because you have nothing better to do.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have an obsession, post this on your profile to tell all those who think that you aren't normal to get stuffed, because obsession RULES!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune. (Now I do!)

Copy and paste this to your profile if you like copy and pastes.

Copy and paste this to your profile if when you hear thunder you wonder if there are any Night Furies out. (OR CALM DOWN THOR! OR ZEUS!)

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

95% of girls feel like they need a guy to complete them. If your one of the 5% who don't copy and paste this onto your profile.


One day a woman caught a magic frog while jogging. The frog gave her three wishes for catching him, but with one catch: everything she wished for, her husband would also get, only he'd get 10 times more than her. First she wished to be the most beautiful woman on earth. "Are you sure? Your husband will be 10 times more beautiful than you," the frog clarified. "Oh yes, I'm sure." ZAP! The woman was instantly beautiful, but she was still only the second most beautiful on earth, her husband being first. "My second wish is that I wish I was the richest person on earth," she told the frog. "You sure? Your husband will have 10 times more money than you." "Oh yes." "Okay, then." ZAP! Trillions and trillions of dollars appeared in a safe in the woman's house. However, her husband was granted with even more money. "What's your third wish?" the frog asked. "I wish for a mild heart attack.


A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that cliff. It moves pretty fast. I'll bet I could jump off of the ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to the bar!" "No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death." "Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive. Sure enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet right in front of the bar. "I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible" . So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar. "Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!" "Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second fellow. So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to fall screaming to his death on the rocks below. The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink. The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him: "You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you've been drinking, Superman".


If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.


NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: insult people by calling them idiots or dorks.
HTTYD FANS: will insult people by calling them a son of a half troll rat eating munge bucket.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me!


This is a true document:

NNORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it
HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!" (I did)

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!

NORMAL PEOPLE: when chased will call out for anyone to help
HTTYD FANS: Will call out for their dragon.

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons
HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

NORMAL PEOPLE: What in God's name?!
HTTYD FANS: What in Thor's name?!

NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.
HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.

Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barman, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"
HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* "Astrid..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"
HTTYD FANS: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on'
HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3'

NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle
HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: 'If you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this
HTTYD fans: will post this into their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them ;)

- RandyCunningham IsTheCheese, Ohsochich


What?
Did you expect me to be that horrible thing called NORMAL?!
HA! HAHAHA!!! What a laugh, I'm anything but normal! After all, insanity doesn't just run in my blood.
It hops, jumps, skips, strolls, jogs, cartwheels, flys, drives, swims and occasionally pogo-sticks. :D


And remember only two defining forces have ever Offered to die for you: Jesus Christ And the American Soldier. One died for your soul, The other for your freedom. If you agree... Keep it going


The administrators of are as of June 4th going to be taking down Fics that have lemons or have extreme violence. Now I don't know about you but I think thats stupid. There are many wonderful fics that only have one or two lemons in them yet the plot itself is awesome! You can't just take down a 100,000 word fic just because it has a lemon in a chapter that is only 1000 words long. Now I urge you all to read the petition below, sign it, and repost this to your own fics. Hopefully if we make enough noise everything will return to normal. Thank you.

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.

While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.

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7 Reasons Not to Mess with Small Children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes


HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.

Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I b ecame their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.

There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.

As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her . It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

A Note from the Author: If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly "owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing, and encourage all spay & neuter campaigns in order to prevent unwanted animals.

Please pass this on to everyone, not to hurt them or make them sad, but it could save maybe, even one, unwanted pet.

Remember...They love UNCONDITIONALLY.


This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.

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you stay up for 16 hours. we stay up for days on end.

you take a warm shower to help you wake up. we go a week without running water.

you complain of a 'headache' and call in sick. we get shot at as others are hit and we keep moving forward.

you talk about your buddies that aren't with you. we know we may never see any of ours again.

you complain about how hot it is. we wear our heavy gear, not daring to take off our helmet to wipe our forehead.

you get mad at your waiter for getting your order wrong. we don't get to eat today.

your mad that class got held over 5 minutes. we're told we will be held over an extra 2 months.

you roll your eyes when your baby cries. he gets a letter with pictures of his new baby and wonders if they'll ever meet.

if you don't copy and paste this, something bad will happen to you. we'll see just how conceited you really are.

copy and paste this if you support your country's (or any country's) troops.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Mischa Rowe (Australia), Ita-hime (Canada), Little-bad-Angel(Austria), Bloody.-.Fang5507(USA), Greywing44 (USA) Chidori Minami(USA), Pokemonfan6000(USA), EmeraldDragon1(USA), Sega Nesquik (USA), stormgreywolf (USA), ashxlatiasfan (USA), Ohsochich (USA)


=A LETTER TO MY BEST FRIEND, BY CLOUDJUMPER KAT; OHSOCHICH=

Dear Best Friend,

Remember that time you called me fat? Remember that time you called me ugly? Remember that time you called me stupid?

It hurt. Even though I didn't show it, I was dying on the inside.

Remember that time I called you fat? Remember that time I called you ugly? Remember that time I called you stupid?

No?

That's because I never did.

Why would you do that to me? I thought that we were best friends. Best friends until the very end.

Sincerely,

Your best friend.

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Dear Friend,

Why are you talking about me behind my back? Why are you pointing at me and laughing?

Even though I told you to stop calling me names, you continue. Why is this?

Have I done something wrong? Is that why you are ignoring me?

Please tell me. I want to know.

Sincerely,

Your friend.

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Dear Former Friend,

That text you sent me hurt. Why would you say such mean and cruel things about me?

Is that what you really think about me?

Do you really think I'm just a stupid, ugly idiot who can't do anything right? Do you really think that I am embarrassing? Do you really mean it when you say, you were never really my friend?

Was my whole life a lie?

Sincerely,

Your former friend.

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Dear Former Best Friend,

When she pushed me over onto the floor and called me names, why did you stand there and watch?

Why did you stand there and laugh?

When he stole my bag and when I tried to grab it, threw it into the pool, why did you stand there and watch?

Why did you high-five him?

I thought you were better than this...I was wrong.

Sincerely,

Your former best friend.

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Dear Bully,

You have made my life a living hell.

I have no friends now, because of the rumors you have spread.

I have no life now, because of the things you have done to me.

I have no self-confidence anymore. I have no self-esteem anymore. I have nothing.

Thanks to you.

I hope you are happy that I spend my weekends at the hospital. I hope you are happy that I spend my afternoons at the doctors getting knife wounds healed. I hope you are happy that I spend all night crying.

I wish that I never called you my best friend.

You don't even deserve to be called a human being.

Sincerely,

Your victim.

-0-0-0-0-0-0-0

Dear Murderer,

Because of you, I am here right now.

Here I lay on the concrete ground, my blood all around me, because of you.

I can faintly hear the sound of paramedics shouting. I can hear the ambulance siren blaring. I can hear the people on the train gasping. I can hear my parents crying.

Because of you they will never see their daughter grow up. They will never see me again. They will never hear my voice or feel my hugs.

I hope this is what you wanted.

I hope that you are happy I committed suicide because of you.

Think back to when we were kids. When you stood in front of me and told me that we would be best friends until the very end.

It is now the very end.

I don't see you beside me crying, apologizing for what you have done to me.

I'm sorry that I wasn't good enough for you.

I hope that you get what you deserve.

This will be my last letter to you.

Sincerely,

Cloudjumper Kat; Ohsochich.

Bullying hurts. Bullying kills.

If you have ever been bullied or have lost a family member or friend to bullying, I give my utmost respect to you.

To those you have been bullied or have lost a family member or friend to bullying, I invite you to copy and paste this onto your profile and put your name after mine.

Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.


Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.


Lol. I can't help it. This makes me laugh every time I read it.:

"Hey" The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turnRED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism. (Its foolish we are all people and there for we should treat others as we want to be treated.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, Funny Stuff, YaoiLover1995, Maui Girl 808, HiccupandShermanLover, Ohoschich

98 percent of worldwide teenagers would scream in sheer terror if the Jonas Brothers jumped off the empire state building. Repost this if you're the two percent that would bring lawn chairs, pop corn, snacks, and soda and yell "DO A BACK FLIP!" Then place your name on the list. Maui Girl 808, HiccupandShermanLover, Ohsochich


If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a kid at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that eating people is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want more HTTYD dare war stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Both me and my friend are insane...) xD

If you're completely insane, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen an animated movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wanna go back to the Viking age, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile!

Team Edward? Team Jacob? Copy and paste this if you’re Team HICCUP!

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and join the fun in the adventure, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think Hiccup is really really really really really awesome, copy and paste this on your profile.

put this in your profile if you think Astrid could take down the strongest person in your school with just her bare hands.

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile

If you laugh at any sentence, even if it's the stupidest sentence ever, that ends with, "With my face!", copy and paste this to your profile. Thank you for that line, Snotlout.

If you think How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

Okay I'm sure lots of people watched the Oscars... HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON LOST TWO OSCARS!!!??? I'm seriously so angry about that. IF YOU ARE A HUGE HTTYD FAN AND WISHED THE MOVIE WON AN OSCAR, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

I love you, you love me, let's go out and kill Barney! With a shot gun, bang bang, Barney on the floor! No more purple dinosaur!

Put this on your profile if you hate Barney!

DRAGON PRIDE METER: 100 If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover Stick This On Your Page


PM . Follow . Favorite Joined Mar 16, 2014, id: 5594541, Profile Updated: Aug 5, 2014

Author has written 12 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, and Frozen.

Copy and paste if you're on team ASTRID(I put this in the beginning for a reason, people!)

Copy and paste if you're on team HICCSTRID!

Copy and paste if you support Hiccstrid.

How Train Your Dragon 2:

I've seen Httyd 2 eight times already! How many times have you seen it?


Who wants to see past Hiccup's reaction to the Httyd 2 trailer?!? Type in this web address.

http://www.youtube.com/#/watch?v=45Uu5_Lca7E

If you searched it, PM me your favourite part!

It's hilarious! Don't believe me?

Just ask sselhtootandpuccih, she'll tell ya!


100% HTTYD FAN AND DROB(DRAGONS RIDERS OF BERK)/DDOB(DRAGONS DEFENDERS OF BERK) FAN

HUGE fangirl of DreamWorks: How To Train Your Dragon&DreamWorks: Mr. Peabody & Sherman. Obsessed. My friends love me because I can admit that I get obsessed easily, but won't go away with Httyd and Mr. Peabody & Sherman! I know, I'm a DreamWorks kind of girl*giggles*

I would LOVE to be a part of DreamWorks animation! When I'm older I'm gonna try to get a scholarship there.


April 9th, 2014 Update!

Happy 32nd birthday Jay Baruchel! Love ya! You have the awesomest voice, EVER!


Feel to PM me at any time! I'll probably be really bored so I'm up for talking about httyd!


If you have a PicCollage, follow me please! I'm HiccupHaddockLover!


I'm watching the best part of httyd right now! Forbidden Friendship! Yeah :) that's right ppl! Anyone wanna watch it with me? I'm up for it with Httyd lovers!


My name is Noah, just your typical 13 year old girl. You may call me the following:

HiccupHaddockLover

Noah

Hiccup

Astrid

Sherman

Penny

Mrs. Haddock


My favourite word: adorkable ;D!


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."

HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!


You know you might be obsessed with HTTYD when..

-You use HTTYD-based online names on the Internet (I do it all the time)

-You go crazy when someone mentions the word "Viking" or "dragon"

-You tell people you were out flying with dragons when you're away from school/work

-You pretend you're in the forests of Berk when you're walking in your local forest.

-You dream weird HTTYD-related dreams.( i've had quite a few of these)

-You think of some cute HTTYD fan fiction you read last night, and you smile like an idiot and people look at you and ask if you're okay (yup)

- You quote a line from the movie/s when it fits into the situation. (all the time)

- You accidentally call people HTTYD characters' names (I called my crush, Hiccup once. It was pretty embarrassing since everyone knows I love Hiccup.)


DRAGON PRIDE/TOOTHLESS LOVE METER:
INFINITY!!!
If Your Proud To Be A Dragon/Toothless Lover
Stick This On Your Page

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I love Dragons and I do believe they exist!!

What DOTD really means.
Dont
Offend
The
Dragons

put this in your page if you support dragons!


If you KNOW How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile.


If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.


If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.


If you solidly believe that the Green Death(movie) is a female, copy this into your profile.


If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: hiccupandtoothlessforever,samsamwww

My Favourite Movies:

How To Train Your Dragon

How To Train Your Dragon 2

Mr. Peabody & Sherman

Frozen

Rise of the Guardians

StarStruck

Geek Charming

Teen Beach Movie

Despicable Me

Despicable Me 2

Let It Shine

Hotel Transylvania

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters


My Favourite Actors:

Jake Short

Ross Lynch

Jay Baruchel

Logan Lerman

Cameron Boyce

Joey Bragg


My Favourite Actresses:

Debby Ryan

Dove Cameron

America Ferrera

Stefanie Scott

Peyton List

Selena Gomez

Demi Lovato


My Favourite TV Shows:

Dragons: Riders/Defenders of Berk

Boy Meets World (I can't wait for Girl Meets World! June 27th!)

Austin & Ally

Liv and Maddie

Mighty Med

Gravity Falls

A.N.T. Farm

JESSIE


My favourite Bands

Imagine Dragons

5 Seconds of Summer

One Direction


Thing to Notice

You see, in the first movie when Hiccup is battling the Green Death(or Red Death, whatever you wanna call it) and he saved Astrid from that thing and Astrid said, 'Go' as softly as she could. But in the second movie, when Hiccup was battling that big dragon, Astrid full-heartedly said, 'Take em down babe!' for the whole village to hear!

She is now not afraid to admit her feelings for Hiccup. After all it has been 5 years!

PM me if you noticed this also!

Anyway, I need to know, who else wonders if Hiccup is going to propose to Astrid?!?!?

Me and my besties think so! PM me if you that also! :D


My favourite song now is For the Dancing and the Dreaming. If you are not aware, that's the song Stoick and Valka sang in Httyd 2.

I imagine Hiccup singing it to Astrid, and her joining along too.

Hiccup:

*whistles tune*

I'll swim and sail on savage seas.

With ne'er a fear of drowning.

And gladly ride the waves of life.

If you will marry me.

No scorching sun, nor freezing cold,

Will stop me on my journey.

If you will promise me your heart.

And love...

Astrid:

And love me for eternity.

My dearest one,

My darling dear.

Your mighty words astound me.

But I've no need of mighty deeds,

When I feel your arms around me.

Hiccup:

I'll bring you rings of gold.

I'd even sing you poetry.

I'd keep you from all harm,

If you stayed beside me.

Astrid:

I have no use for rings of gold.

I care not for your poetry.

I only want your hand to hold.

Hiccup:

I only want you near me.

Both:

To love,

To kiss,

To sweetly hold.

For the dancing and the dreaming.

Through all life's toils and delights,

And keep your love beside me.

I'll swim and sail on savage seas.

With ne'er a fear of drowning.

And gladly ride the waves of life,

If you will marry me!


My passions are reading & writing fanfics, watching TV, and music! I'm bored so I'm gonna post Avril Lavigne songs from her new album (explicit).


01. Rock N Roll *full explicit*

I don't care about my makeup

I like it better with my jeans all ripped up

Don't know how to keep my mouth shut

You say 'So what?'

I don't care if I'm a misfit

I like it better than the hipster bullshit

I am the mother fucking princess

You still love it

Some-somehow

It's a little different when I'm with you

You know what I really am all about

You know how it really goes

Oh(x4)

Some-someway

We'll be getting out of this town one day

You're the only one that I want with me

You know how the story goes

Oh(x3)

Chorus: When it's you and me we don't need no-one to tell us who to be

We'll keep turning up the radio

What if you and I just put up a Middle finger to the sky?

Let Em know that we're still rock n roll

Call it a bad attitude dude

I am never gonna cover up that tattoo

I might have a couple issues

You say 'Me too'

Don't care about reputation

Must be living in the wrong generation

This is your invitation

Let's get wasted!

Some-somehow

It's a little different when I'm with you

You know what I really am all about

You know how the story goes

Oh(x3)

Chorus

Yeah

Oh Oh Oh Oh, yeah(x2)

Chorus


02. Here's to Never Growing Up *full explicit*

Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs

With the boombox blaring as we're falling in love

Got a bottle of whatever but it's getting us drunk

Singing 'Here's to growing up'

Call up all our friends

Go hard this weekend

For no damn reason

I don't think we'll ever change

Meet you at the spot

Half past ten o'clock

We don't ever stop

And we're never gonna change

Pre-chorus: Say won't you stay forever stay

If you stay forever, hey

We can stay forever young

Oh

Chorus: Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs

With the boombox blaring as we're falling in love

Got a bottle of whatever but it's getting us drunk

Singing 'Here's to never growing up'

While we're running down the street yelling 'Kiss my ass'

I'm like 'Yeah, whatever we're still living like that'

As the sun's going down we'll be raising our cups

Singing'Here's to never growing up'

We live like rock stars

Dance on every bar

This is who we are

I don't think we'll ever change

They say just grow up

But they don't know us

We don't give a fuck

And we're never gonna change

Pre-chorus

Chorus

Pre-chorus

Chorus


03. 17

He was working at the record shop

I would kiss him in the parking lot

Tasted like cigarettes and soda pop

17

He would tell me I was beautiful

Sneaking in the neighbours swimming pool

Yeah he taught me how to break the rules

17

Pre-chorus: Hey

Those days are long gone

But when I hear that song

It takes me back

Chorus: We were on top of the world

Back when I was your girl

We were living so wild and free

Acting stupid for fun

All we needed was love

That's the way it's supposed to be

17

Stealing beers out of the trailer park

Flicking lighters just to fight the dark

My favourite place was sitting in his car

17

We laid a blanket on the rooftop

That time I knew I wouldn't make him stop

The nights were cold but we kept them hot

17

Pre-chorus

Chorus

We were running red lights

We were going all night

Didn't care about anything

Cause it was you& me

We were living the dream

And we were 17

Yeah I remember what it felt like

Just a small town kind of life

If I could only just go back in time

17

Chorus

We were running red lights

We were going all night

Didn't care about anything

Cause it was you and me

We were living the dream

And we were 17

17


04. Bitchin Summer(me&my friends theme song!) *Full Explicit*

Everybody's waiting on the bell

A couple seconds we'll be raising hell

The sun is shining down

School is finally out

Nothing matters so we might as well

Pre-chorus: Everybody's bakin' in the sun

Come and party, do it while we're young

Move your body when you here the drum

So put your hands up

Chorus: It's gonna be a bitchin summer

We'll be living fast, kicking ass together

Like high school love birds

Gonna have a blast, make it last forever

I'll, pick you up at the liquor store

Hurry up we can fit one more

It's now or never

It's gonna gonna be be a bitchin summer

Oh Oh(x2)

Bitchin Summer

Oh Oh(x2)

Bitchin Summer

Throwing empty bottles in the fire

Whiskey's got us singing like a choir

We're all gonna run when the police come

But in the moment we are so alive

Pre-chorus

Chorus

Right right right near the beach

The party don't stop

If we don't get harassed by the mother fucking cops

Quarter tank of gas, about half a pack

My cellphone's dying but there's no turning back

I can feel the breeze

Staring with my knee

Drumming on the dashboard bumping to the beat

Hit the windshield wiper

Searching for my lighter

I gotta get ready for this all-nighter

Chorus


05. Let Me Go featuring her husband, Chad Kroeger

Love that once hung on the wall

Used to mean something

But now it means nothing

The echos are gone in the hall

But I still remember the pain of December

Pre-chorus: Oh, there isn't one thing left you could say

I'm sorry it's too late

Chorus: I'm breaking free from these memories

Gotta let it go

Just let it go

I've said goodbye

Set it all on fire

Gotta let it go

Just let it go

You came back to find I was gone/ And that place is empty/ Like the hole that was left in me/ Like we were nothing at all/ It's not what you meant to me/ I thought we were meant to be//

Pre-chorus// Chorus//

I let it go(and now I know)/ A brand new life(is down this road)/ And when it's right(you always know)/ So this time(I won't let go)//

There's only one thing left here to say/ Love's never too late/ I've broken free from those memories/ I've let it go/ I've let it go/ And two goodbyes led to this new life/ Don't let me go, Don't let me go/ Oh/ Don't let me go/ Don't let me go/ Don't let me go/ Don't let me go home//

Won't let you go, don't let me go(x4)


06. Give You What You Like (Something that Astrid would sing to Hiccup. It's the attitude of this song, sounds like Astrid. Well Avril Lavigne's attitude in general is like Astrid's)

Please wrap your drunken arms around me/ And I'll let you call me yours tonight/ Cause slightly broken's just what I need/ And if you give me what I want/ Then I'll give you what you like/

Please tell me I'm your one and only/ Or lie and say at least tonight/ I've got a brand new cure for lonely/ And if you give me what I want/ Then I'll give you what you like//

When you turn off the lights, I get stars in my eyes/ Is this love?/ Maybe someday…/ So don't turn on the lights/ I'll give you what you like//

Emotions aren't that hard to barrow/ When loves the word, you've never learned/ And in a room of empty bottles/ If you don't give me what I want/ Then you'll get what you deserve//

When you turn off the lights/ I get stars in my eyes/ Is this love?/ Maybe someday…/ I've got this scene in my head/ I'm not sure how it ends/ Is it love?/ Maybe one day…/ So don't turn on the lights/ I'll give you what you like//

I'll give you one last chance to hold me/ If you give me one last cigarette/ By now it's early in the morning/ Now that I gave you what you want/ All I want is to forget/

When you turn off the lights/ I get stars in my eyes/ Is this love?/ Maybe someday…/ I've got this scene in my head/ I'm not sure how it ends/ Is it love?/ Maybe one day…/ So don't turn on the lights/ I'll give you what you like/


07. Bad Girl Featuring Marilyn Manson (Definitely like Astrid's attitude again! The rest of these songs have Astrid's attitude! Just pay close attention. You HAVE to look this song up on YouTube! Or get the CD… A little heads up, this song is a little dirty, but it's still a very good song!)The ones in parentheses () are Mansons lines. He's a hard rocker, for those of you who don't know who he is. *Full Explict*

(Just lay your head in daddy's lap, you're a bad girl)/ (Bad girl)/ (1,2,3,4)/ Hey, hey I'll let you walk all over me {me}/ You know that I'm a little tease {tease}/ But I want it pretty please {please}/ You know*x3* I'm crazy/ I just wanna be your baby/ You can fuck me, you can play me/ You can love me or you can hate me//

Miss me miss me now u wanna kiss me// Chorus: Choke me because I said so/ Stroke me and feed my ego/ I've been a bad girl don't you know?(Don't tell me what to do)/ Come get it now or never/ I'll let you do whatever/ I'll be your bad girl, here we go(1,2,3,4)/

Miss me miss me now you wanna kiss me(mmmm you're a bad girl)

Baby, you know I want a little taste {taste}/ So let me take you all the way way/ You know you'll never be the same same(you fucking bad girl)/ One night, you won't forget the rest of your life/ So come on over to the wild side/ Buckle up and baby hold on tight/

Miss me miss me now you wanna kiss me, we both know that you love me cause I'm so bad// Chorus.

I've been a bad girl/ I've been a bad girl/I'll be your bad girl/ I'll be your bad girl/ I've been a bad girl/ I've been a bad girl/ I'm such a bad girl/

Chorus


Pairings that I ship hard:

Hiccstrid(HiccupXAstrid-Httyd)

Jelsa (JackFrostxElsa- Rise of the Guardians and Frozen)

FletcherXOlive(A.N.T. Farm)

ShermanXPenny(Mr. Peabody & Sherman)

Hijack (Hiccup x Jack Frost) I ship them now, but don't worry, I'm still a huge Hiccstrid shipper! If your wondering why I ship Hijack now, just PM me.

CoryXTopanga(Boy Meets World)

Pairings that I HATE very very very very HATE:

Mericup (Merida x Hiccup)

basically every one else with Hiccup, other than Hiccstrid and Hijack.


I just started a community for modern AU Hiccstrid fanfics. If you wanna be a part of staff, don't be afraid to PM me! I also need some stories too... so help me out a bit, please!


Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, InkWeaverabc, Saphirabrightscale, jessicacity101drawingmaster, HiccupandShermanLover

If you did cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; btafpa


If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

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My Favourite Quotes:

"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile!" Hiccup Horrendous Haddock lll (How to Train Your Dragon)

"That's for...everything else." Astrid Hofferson (How to Train Your Dragon)

"I normally don't care what people do, but your acting weird." Astrid Hofferson

"You just gestured to all of me." Hiccup Horrendous Haddock lll

"I looked at him, and I saw myself." Hiccup Horrendous Haddock lll

"Take em down babe!" Astrid Hofferson(Httyd 2)

We've got two more in the back seat. Pity the backseat! - the Outsiders


Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.


PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it like it never touched your heart


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, 'Tomasotbalcu' as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will bo on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. My heart goes out to the little girl.


"Hey" The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turnRED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism. (Its foolish we are all people and there for we should treat others as we want to be treated.


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98 percent of worldwide teenagers would scream in sheer terror if the Jonas Brothers jumped off the empire state building. Repost this if you're the two percent that would bring lawn chairs, pop corn, snacks, and soda and yell "DO A BACK FLIP!" Then place your name on the list. Maui Girl 808, HiccupandShermanLover


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put this in your profile if you think Astrid could take down the strongest person in your school with just her bare hands.

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"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this to your profile. (Well, we're writers. It's an occupational hazard.)

If you laugh at any sentence, even if it's the stupidest sentence ever, that ends with, "With my face!", copy and paste this to your profile. Thank you for that line, Snotlout.

If you think How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

Okay I'm sure lots of people watched the Oscars... HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON LOST TWO OSCARS!!!??? I'm seriously so angry about that. IF YOU ARE A HUGE HTTYD FAN AND WISHED THE MOVIE WON AN OSCAR, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

I love you, you love me, let's go out and kill Barney! With a shot gun, bang bang, Barney on the floor! No more purple dinosaur!

Put this on your profile if you hate Barney!

DRAGON PRIDE METER: 100 If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover Stick This On Your Page


PM . Follow . Favorite Joined Mar 16, 2014, id: 5594541, Profile Updated: Aug 5, 2014

Author has written 12 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, and Frozen.

Copy and paste if you're on team ASTRID(I put this in the beginning for a reason, people!)

Copy and paste if you're on team HICCSTRID!

Copy and paste if you support Hiccstrid.

How Train Your Dragon 2:

I've seen Httyd 2 eight times already! How many times have you seen it?


Who wants to see past Hiccup's reaction to the Httyd 2 trailer?!? Type in this web address.

http://www.youtube.com/#/watch?v=45Uu5_Lca7E

If you searched it, PM me your favourite part!

It's hilarious! Don't believe me?

Just ask sselhtootandpuccih, she'll tell ya!


100% HTTYD FAN AND DROB(DRAGONS RIDERS OF BERK)/DDOB(DRAGONS DEFENDERS OF BERK) FAN

HUGE fangirl of DreamWorks: How To Train Your Dragon&DreamWorks: Mr. Peabody & Sherman. Obsessed. My friends love me because I can admit that I get obsessed easily, but won't go away with Httyd and Mr. Peabody & Sherman! I know, I'm a DreamWorks kind of girl*giggles*

I would LOVE to be a part of DreamWorks animation! When I'm older I'm gonna try to get a scholarship there.


April 9th, 2014 Update!

Happy 32nd birthday Jay Baruchel! Love ya! You have the awesomest voice, EVER!


Feel to PM me at any time! I'll probably be really bored so I'm up for talking about httyd!


If you have a PicCollage, follow me please! I'm HiccupHaddockLover!


I'm watching the best part of httyd right now! Forbidden Friendship! Yeah :) that's right ppl! Anyone wanna watch it with me? I'm up for it with Httyd lovers!


My name is Noah, just your typical 13 year old girl. You may call me the following:

HiccupHaddockLover

Noah

Hiccup

Astrid

Sherman

Penny

Mrs. Haddock


My favourite word: adorkable ;D!


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."

HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!


You know you might be obsessed with HTTYD when..

-You use HTTYD-based online names on the Internet (I do it all the time)

-You go crazy when someone mentions the word "Viking" or "dragon"

-You tell people you were out flying with dragons when you're away from school/work

-You pretend you're in the forests of Berk when you're walking in your local forest.

-You dream weird HTTYD-related dreams.( i've had quite a few of these)

-You think of some cute HTTYD fan fiction you read last night, and you smile like an idiot and people look at you and ask if you're okay (yup)

- You quote a line from the movie/s when it fits into the situation. (all the time)

- You accidentally call people HTTYD characters' names (I called my crush, Hiccup once. It was pretty embarrassing since everyone knows I love Hiccup.)


DRAGON PRIDE/TOOTHLESS LOVE METER:
INFINITY!!!
If Your Proud To Be A Dragon/Toothless Lover
Stick This On Your Page

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I love Dragons and I do believe they exist!!

What DOTD really means.
Dont
Offend
The
Dragons

put this in your page if you support dragons!


If you KNOW How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile.


If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.


If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.


If you solidly believe that the Green Death(movie) is a female, copy this into your profile.


If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: hiccupandtoothlessforever,samsamwww

My Favourite Movies:

How To Train Your Dragon

How To Train Your Dragon 2

Mr. Peabody & Sherman

Frozen

Rise of the Guardians

StarStruck

Geek Charming

Teen Beach Movie

Despicable Me

Despicable Me 2

Let It Shine

Hotel Transylvania

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters


My Favourite Actors:

Jake Short

Ross Lynch

Jay Baruchel

Logan Lerman

Cameron Boyce

Joey Bragg


My Favourite Actresses:

Debby Ryan

Dove Cameron

America Ferrera

Stefanie Scott

Peyton List

Selena Gomez

Demi Lovato


My Favourite TV Shows:

Dragons: Riders/Defenders of Berk

Boy Meets World (I can't wait for Girl Meets World! June 27th!)

Austin & Ally

Liv and Maddie

Mighty Med

Gravity Falls

A.N.T. Farm

JESSIE


My favourite Bands

Imagine Dragons

5 Seconds of Summer

One Direction


Thing to Notice

You see, in the first movie when Hiccup is battling the Green Death(or Red Death, whatever you wanna call it) and he saved Astrid from that thing and Astrid said, 'Go' as softly as she could. But in the second movie, when Hiccup was battling that big dragon, Astrid full-heartedly said, 'Take em down babe!' for the whole village to hear!

She is now not afraid to admit her feelings for Hiccup. After all it has been 5 years!

PM me if you noticed this also!

Anyway, I need to know, who else wonders if Hiccup is going to propose to Astrid?!?!?

Me and my besties think so! PM me if you that also! :D


My favourite song now is For the Dancing and the Dreaming. If you are not aware, that's the song Stoick and Valka sang in Httyd 2.

I imagine Hiccup singing it to Astrid, and her joining along too.

Hiccup:

*whistles tune*

I'll swim and sail on savage seas.

With ne'er a fear of drowning.

And gladly ride the waves of life.

If you will marry me.

No scorching sun, nor freezing cold,

Will stop me on my journey.

If you will promise me your heart.

And love...

Astrid:

And love me for eternity.

My dearest one,

My darling dear.

Your mighty words astound me.

But I've no need of mighty deeds,

When I feel your arms around me.

Hiccup:

I'll bring you rings of gold.

I'd even sing you poetry.

I'd keep you from all harm,

If you stayed beside me.

Astrid:

I have no use for rings of gold.

I care not for your poetry.

I only want your hand to hold.

Hiccup:

I only want you near me.

Both:

To love,

To kiss,

To sweetly hold.

For the dancing and the dreaming.

Through all life's toils and delights,

And keep your love beside me.

I'll swim and sail on savage seas.

With ne'er a fear of drowning.

And gladly ride the waves of life,

If you will marry me!


My passions are reading & writing fanfics, watching TV, and music! I'm bored so I'm gonna post Avril Lavigne songs from her new album (explicit).


01. Rock N Roll *full explicit*

I don't care about my makeup

I like it better with my jeans all ripped up

Don't know how to keep my mouth shut

You say 'So what?'

I don't care if I'm a misfit

I like it better than the hipster bullshit

I am the mother fucking princess

You still love it

Some-somehow

It's a little different when I'm with you

You know what I really am all about

You know how it really goes

Oh(x4)

Some-someway

We'll be getting out of this town one day

You're the only one that I want with me

You know how the story goes

Oh(x3)

Chorus: When it's you and me we don't need no-one to tell us who to be

We'll keep turning up the radio

What if you and I just put up a Middle finger to the sky?

Let Em know that we're still rock n roll

Call it a bad attitude dude

I am never gonna cover up that tattoo

I might have a couple issues

You say 'Me too'

Don't care about reputation

Must be living in the wrong generation

This is your invitation

Let's get wasted!

Some-somehow

It's a little different when I'm with you

You know what I really am all about

You know how the story goes

Oh(x3)

Chorus

Yeah

Oh Oh Oh Oh, yeah(x2)

Chorus


02. Here's to Never Growing Up *full explicit*

Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs

With the boombox blaring as we're falling in love

Got a bottle of whatever but it's getting us drunk

Singing 'Here's to growing up'

Call up all our friends

Go hard this weekend

For no damn reason

I don't think we'll ever change

Meet you at the spot

Half past ten o'clock

We don't ever stop

And we're never gonna change

Pre-chorus: Say won't you stay forever stay

If you stay forever, hey

We can stay forever young

Oh

Chorus: Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs

With the boombox blaring as we're falling in love

Got a bottle of whatever but it's getting us drunk

Singing 'Here's to never growing up'

While we're running down the street yelling 'Kiss my ass'

I'm like 'Yeah, whatever we're still living like that'

As the sun's going down we'll be raising our cups

Singing'Here's to never growing up'

We live like rock stars

Dance on every bar

This is who we are

I don't think we'll ever change

They say just grow up

But they don't know us

We don't give a fuck

And we're never gonna change

Pre-chorus

Chorus

Pre-chorus

Chorus


03. 17

He was working at the record shop

I would kiss him in the parking lot

Tasted like cigarettes and soda pop

17

He would tell me I was beautiful

Sneaking in the neighbours swimming pool

Yeah he taught me how to break the rules

17

Pre-chorus: Hey

Those days are long gone

But when I hear that song

It takes me back

Chorus: We were on top of the world

Back when I was your girl

We were living so wild and free

Acting stupid for fun

All we needed was love

That's the way it's supposed to be

17

Stealing beers out of the trailer park

Flicking lighters just to fight the dark

My favourite place was sitting in his car

17

We laid a blanket on the rooftop

That time I knew I wouldn't make him stop

The nights were cold but we kept them hot

17

Pre-chorus

Chorus

We were running red lights

We were going all night

Didn't care about anything

Cause it was you& me

We were living the dream

And we were 17

Yeah I remember what it felt like

Just a small town kind of life

If I could only just go back in time

17

Chorus

We were running red lights

We were going all night

Didn't care about anything

Cause it was you and me

We were living the dream

And we were 17

17


04. Bitchin Summer(me&my friends theme song!) *Full Explicit*

Everybody's waiting on the bell

A couple seconds we'll be raising hell

The sun is shining down

School is finally out

Nothing matters so we might as well

Pre-chorus: Everybody's bakin' in the sun

Come and party, do it while we're young

Move your body when you here the drum

So put your hands up

Chorus: It's gonna be a bitchin summer

We'll be living fast, kicking ass together

Like high school love birds

Gonna have a blast, make it last forever

I'll, pick you up at the liquor store

Hurry up we can fit one more

It's now or never

It's gonna gonna be be a bitchin summer

Oh Oh(x2)

Bitchin Summer

Oh Oh(x2)

Bitchin Summer

Throwing empty bottles in the fire

Whiskey's got us singing like a choir

We're all gonna run when the police come

But in the moment we are so alive

Pre-chorus

Chorus

Right right right near the beach

The party don't stop

If we don't get harassed by the mother fucking cops

Quarter tank of gas, about half a pack

My cellphone's dying but there's no turning back

I can feel the breeze

Staring with my knee

Drumming on the dashboard bumping to the beat

Hit the windshield wiper

Searching for my lighter

I gotta get ready for this all-nighter

Chorus


05. Let Me Go featuring her husband, Chad Kroeger

Love that once hung on the wall

Used to mean something

But now it means nothing

The echos are gone in the hall

But I still remember the pain of December

Pre-chorus: Oh, there isn't one thing left you could say

I'm sorry it's too late

Chorus: I'm breaking free from these memories

Gotta let it go

Just let it go

I've said goodbye

Set it all on fire

Gotta let it go

Just let it go

You came back to find I was gone/ And that place is empty/ Like the hole that was left in me/ Like we were nothing at all/ It's not what you meant to me/ I thought we were meant to be//

Pre-chorus// Chorus//

I let it go(and now I know)/ A brand new life(is down this road)/ And when it's right(you always know)/ So this time(I won't let go)//

There's only one thing left here to say/ Love's never too late/ I've broken free from those memories/ I've let it go/ I've let it go/ And two goodbyes led to this new life/ Don't let me go, Don't let me go/ Oh/ Don't let me go/ Don't let me go/ Don't let me go/ Don't let me go home//

Won't let you go, don't let me go(x4)


06. Give You What You Like (Something that Astrid would sing to Hiccup. It's the attitude of this song, sounds like Astrid. Well Avril Lavigne's attitude in general is like Astrid's)

Please wrap your drunken arms around me/ And I'll let you call me yours tonight/ Cause slightly broken's just what I need/ And if you give me what I want/ Then I'll give you what you like/

Please tell me I'm your one and only/ Or lie and say at least tonight/ I've got a brand new cure for lonely/ And if you give me what I want/ Then I'll give you what you like//

When you turn off the lights, I get stars in my eyes/ Is this love?/ Maybe someday…/ So don't turn on the lights/ I'll give you what you like//

Emotions aren't that hard to barrow/ When loves the word, you've never learned/ And in a room of empty bottles/ If you don't give me what I want/ Then you'll get what you deserve//

When you turn off the lights/ I get stars in my eyes/ Is this love?/ Maybe someday…/ I've got this scene in my head/ I'm not sure how it ends/ Is it love?/ Maybe one day…/ So don't turn on the lights/ I'll give you what you like//

I'll give you one last chance to hold me/ If you give me one last cigarette/ By now it's early in the morning/ Now that I gave you what you want/ All I want is to forget/

When you turn off the lights/ I get stars in my eyes/ Is this love?/ Maybe someday…/ I've got this scene in my head/ I'm not sure how it ends/ Is it love?/ Maybe one day…/ So don't turn on the lights/ I'll give you what you like/


07. Bad Girl Featuring Marilyn Manson (Definitely like Astrid's attitude again! The rest of these songs have Astrid's attitude! Just pay close attention. You HAVE to look this song up on YouTube! Or get the CD… A little heads up, this song is a little dirty, but it's still a very good song!)The ones in parentheses () are Mansons lines. He's a hard rocker, for those of you who don't know who he is. *Full Explict*

(Just lay your head in daddy's lap, you're a bad girl)/ (Bad girl)/ (1,2,3,4)/ Hey, hey I'll let you walk all over me {me}/ You know that I'm a little tease {tease}/ But I want it pretty please {please}/ You know*x3* I'm crazy/ I just wanna be your baby/ You can fuck me, you can play me/ You can love me or you can hate me//

Miss me miss me now u wanna kiss me// Chorus: Choke me because I said so/ Stroke me and feed my ego/ I've been a bad girl don't you know?(Don't tell me what to do)/ Come get it now or never/ I'll let you do whatever/ I'll be your bad girl, here we go(1,2,3,4)/

Miss me miss me now you wanna kiss me(mmmm you're a bad girl)

Baby, you know I want a little taste {taste}/ So let me take you all the way way/ You know you'll never be the same same(you fucking bad girl)/ One night, you won't forget the rest of your life/ So come on over to the wild side/ Buckle up and baby hold on tight/

Miss me miss me now you wanna kiss me, we both know that you love me cause I'm so bad// Chorus.

I've been a bad girl/ I've been a bad girl/I'll be your bad girl/ I'll be your bad girl/ I've been a bad girl/ I've been a bad girl/ I'm such a bad girl/

Chorus


Pairings that I ship hard:

Hiccstrid(HiccupXAstrid-Httyd)

Jelsa (JackFrostxElsa- Rise of the Guardians and Frozen)

FletcherXOlive(A.N.T. Farm)

ShermanXPenny(Mr. Peabody & Sherman)

Hijack (Hiccup x Jack Frost) I ship them now, but don't worry, I'm still a huge Hiccstrid shipper! If your wondering why I ship Hijack now, just PM me.

CoryXTopanga(Boy Meets World)

Pairings that I HATE very very very very HATE:

Mericup (Merida x Hiccup)

basically every one else with Hiccup, other than Hiccstrid and Hijack.


I just started a community for modern AU Hiccstrid fanfics. If you wanna be a part of staff, don't be afraid to PM me! I also need some stories too... so help me out a bit, please!


Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, InkWeaverabc, Saphirabrightscale, jessicacity101drawingmaster, HiccupandShermanLover

If you did cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; btafpa


If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you think How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy paste this on your profile.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you solidly believe that the Green Death(movie) is a female, copy this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Saphirabrightscale, Megadracosaurus, HiccupandShermanLover

If you believe racism is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a Haddork, copy and paste this on your profile. I'M PROUD TO BE A HADDOCK!


My Favourite Quotes:

"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile!" Hiccup Horrendous Haddock lll (How to Train Your Dragon)

"That's for...everything else." Astrid Hofferson (How to Train Your Dragon)

"I normally don't care what people do, but your acting weird." Astrid Hofferson

"You just gestured to all of me." Hiccup Horrendous Haddock lll

"I looked at him, and I saw myself." Hiccup Horrendous Haddock lll

"Take em down babe!" Astrid Hofferson(Httyd 2)

We've got two more in the back seat. Pity the backseat! - the Outsiders


Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.


PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it like it never touched your heart


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, 'Tomasotbalcu' as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will bo on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. My heart goes out to the little girl.


"Hey" The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turnRED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism. (Its foolish we are all people and there for we should treat others as we want to be treated.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, Funny Stuff, YaoiLover1995, Maui Girl 808, HiccupandShermanLover


98 percent of worldwide teenagers would scream in sheer terror if the Jonas Brothers jumped off the empire state building. Repost this if you're the two percent that would bring lawn chairs, pop corn, snacks, and soda and yell "DO A BACK FLIP!" Then place your name on the list. Maui Girl 808, HiccupandShermanLover


If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you burst out laughing for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a kid at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you believe that eating people is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want more HTTYD stories about them finding Fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want more HTTYD Toothless x OC stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want more HTTYD dare war stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Both me and my friend are insane...) xD

If you're completely insane, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen an animated movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wanna go back to the Viking age, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile!

Team Edward? Team Jacob? Copy and paste this if you’re Team HICCUP!

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and join the fun in the adventure, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think Hiccup is really really really really really awesome, copy and paste this on your profile.

put this in your profile if you think Astrid could take down the strongest person in your school with just her bare hands.

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this to your profile. (Well, we're writers. It's an occupational hazard.)

If you laugh at any sentence, even if it's the stupidest sentence ever, that ends with, "With my face!", copy and paste this to your profile. Thank you for that line, Snotlout.

If you think How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

Okay I'm sure lots of people watched the Oscars... HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON LOST TWO OSCARS!!!??? I'm seriously so angry about that. IF YOU ARE A HUGE HTTYD FAN AND WISHED THE MOVIE WON AN OSCAR, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

I love you, you love me, let's go out and kill Barney! With a shot gun, bang bang, Barney on the floor! No more purple dinosaur!

Put this on your profile if you hate Barney!

DRAGON PRIDE METER: 100 If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover Stick This On Your Page


Read this if you believe in God, and read it even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?


If you are against animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: RogueWarrior869, BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me, Angelauthor14, James018, TheDeadOne28, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, zuri123, fernfury, Lighty 7, DragonsRock100,KAOSmaster, Ohsochich

"Immature" is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun.

Falls over and everybody stares*
"I didn't fall, I just was testing gravity...
"It still works."

Never annoy a writer. They may put you in a book and kill you. BE WARNED!

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :) XD

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile!!!


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler, GalacticFTW, SSA Ruth Leland, Booklover707, HTTYD, Saphirabrightscale Megadracosaurus, KAOSmaster, HiccupandShermanLover, Ohsochich


If you support Hicstrid, then copy this on your profile.

If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile.


It's the 50's, and a black man drinks from a white water fountain. A white man approaches him and says, "Excuse me, that is for whites only. You are colored." The black man then raises his head, and replies, "I was black when I was born. I'm black when I'm cold. I'm black when I'm hot. I'm black when I'm sick, and I'll be black when I die. You sir, are pink when you're born. Blue when you're cold. Red when you're hot. Green when you're sick. And purple when you die. Now who's the colored one?" Whoo-hoo! Go anti-racists! (I'm white not black, btw. Still not a racist...)


Dragon, dragon

Dragon, dragon, high above Who in this world do you love?

Gold and green, orange and gray Your stories make my day!

Dragon, dragon, friend or foe? High and mighty, and me below

Flying low, flying high Either way you’re in the sky

Dragon, dragon may I ride? You hold the key to my glide

Flying high, swooping low, I wish I had asked long ago

Dragon, dragon thank you so, I will see you again tomorrow

-Anonymous


You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE


(I know that it's 2015, but I just HAD to put this on here.)

You know you're in 2011 when...
1)-you acidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2)-you haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3)-the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or my space.
4)-you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the t.v.
6)-your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7)-as you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8)-as you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9)-and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10)-you scroll back up to see if there was a number 5.
11)-now you're laughing at you're self stupidly.
12)-put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask for directions to a place you're already at.
2. Order pizza from McDonald's.
3. Get hit by a parked car.
4. Try to watch Saturday cartoons on Thursday.
5. Try to sell your money.
6. Try (and fail) to play the alphabet on the piano.
7. Eat all-you-can-eat at a store.
8. Get into a fight with yourself, and lose.
9. Try to go swimming without getting wet.
10. Ask for diet water at a restaurant.


Read this if you care!

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing too much makeup? You made fun of her for not wearing it too.

See that boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. He doesn't need more at school.

See that guy you just made fun of for crying? He found out that his mother is terminally ill.

See that boy you just called stupid? He has disabilities and studies for hours and hours every night.

See that girl you just called ugly? She spends every cent of her money on clothes and makeup, just so people will like her.

There's a lot more to people than you see on the outside.

Post this on your profile if you're against bullying, anywhere and everywhere.


Put ღღღ ღღღ Dis ღღღ ღღღ On ღღღ ღღღ Ur Channelღღღ ღღღ If U Love ღღღ ღღღ (BTR) Big Time Rush FOREVER

ø„"ºø„„øº" „øº" "ºø„ Big Time Rush „øº" „øº" ROCKS!! "ºø„ „øº"„øº""º ø„"ºø

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You say Jonas Brothers,
I say Big Time Rush
You say Taylor Lautner,
I say Kendall Schmidt
You say basketball,
I say hockey
You say the city is mine,
I say the City is Ours
You say Girlfriend,
I say Boyfriend
You say Oh No,
I say Oh Yeah!
You say you hate Big Time Rush,
I say, GET OFF MY PAGE!

ღღღ Put ღღღ
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ღღღ (BTR) Big Time Rush FOREVER


Read this if you care!

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing too much makeup? You made fun of her for not wearing it too.

See that boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. He doesn't need more at school.

See that guy you just made fun of for crying? He found out that his mother is terminally ill.

See that boy you just called stupid? He has disabilities and studies for hours and hours every night.

See that girl you just called ugly? She spends every cent of her money on clothes and makeup, just so people will like her.

There's a lot more to people than you see on the outside.

Post this on your profile if you're against bullying, anywhere and everywhere.

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