Sarafina, bout to be 24, in the crazy ass state of Florida!

Writing is my guilty pleasure, read my first Teen Titans fanfiction and automatically fell in love. And I try to do it as much as I can but life keeps beating my ass. I'll try to update as much as I can but bear with me. I'm just a little dark chocolate girl trying to figure it out.

I am a huge bbrae, teen titans fan and an avid Terra basher!

Pairings That I Adore:

Beast Boy Raven:

Starfire Robin

Kid Flash Jinx

Red X Raven

Starfire Raven (don't judge me)

Cyborg Bumblebee

Speedy Raven

Pairings That I Despise:

BB/Star: ABSOLUTELY NOT! THAT'S LIKE INCEST.

BB/TERRA: WORDS CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THE HATRED I FEEL FOR THIS PAIRING. THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVEN GLANCE UPON THIS MONSTROSITY OF A *shudders*PAIRING IS IF IT WAS A LOVE TRIANGLE WITH RAVEN IN WHICH RAVEN GETS BEAST BOY!

SLADE/RAVEN: WHO IN THE HELL DECIDED THAT THESE TWO SHE EVEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER ROMANTICALLY. HE'S A PEDOPHILE, STALKER, AND AN ALL AROUND CREEP! EWW!!! HE REMINDS ME OF DENNIS FROM THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE, LIKE HIS VOICE IS JUST SO CREEPY AND UGHHH I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT! BTW RAE WOULD NEVER EVEN GLANCE UPON HIS CREEPER ASS. -_-

SPEEDY/AQUALAD: WHEN WERE THEY EVER DECLARED GAY? I MEAN IM NEVER AGAINST GAYS CUZ IM BI MYSELF BUT WHO WOKE UP AND SAID, "MHH I THINK I'LL MAKE THESE INCREDIBLY TWO SEXY COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS WHO OBVIOUSLY HAVE WOMEN ON THEY'RE MIND A COUPLE." UMMM WHAT?

BB/KOLE: BB STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM KOLE. SHE BELONGS WITH JERICHO! THIS PAIRING IS BEING USED RECENTLY EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE BOTH CUTE, JUST NO! NO TO ALL THIS! B GET AWAY FROM KOLE! KOLE DON'T WANT YOU!

MAL/RAE: SOO IS THIS A THING NOW? IS THIS REALLY LIFE NOW? THIS IS JUST AS WORSE AS SLADE AND RAVEN! WHY WOULD YOU PUT AN EVIL HEARTBREAKING DRAGON WITH RAVEN? HE BROKE HER HEART! SINCE WHEN IS THAT EVEN APPEALING?!

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all of my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes are amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: People should put a sign on my dick that says choking hazard!

Woman : Isn't that the label they put on small objects? ( COURTESY OF RACHELROTH9)

Realism

Astute

Vicious

Empathic

No-Nonsense

Teen Titans!

Sweetness

Timid

Astonishing

Reasonable

Fair

Incomparable

Righteous

Elative

Teen Titans!

Rash

Orderly

Brave

Intelligent

Nimble

Teen Titans!

Bold

Easy-going

Alert

Silly

Truthful

Beastly

Overeactive

Young

Teen Titans!

Cool

Yo!

Brave

On

Ridiculous

Geeky

Teen Titans!

Truth

Endless,

Enserving

Never-ending,

Titans,

Indescribable,

True

Always,

Never

Stopping.

Teen Titans!

Teen

Titan

Fans

Forever!

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