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See You Later

This time, it's decided and permanent. This account won't be deleted, but rather more like abandoned, and most likely will never be used again with things such as writing or reviewing and you'll barely see me around anymore. I still want to see and remember some of the foolish things I posted after some years, perhaps. This isn't a goodbye to FFN, but the Warriors fandom and to PikaBolt101 since I've lost interest in Warriors entirely.

To people who love me, hate me, and the ones who don't care what the hell happens to me, I love you all the same. :D

And I'm personally not a fan of super long notes and permanent goodbyes, so until someplace, sometime, where we might meet again, I'll just call this…

See you later. :)

Update — 06-06-14 — A Note From Yours Truly (and a series of annoying updates)

Hey guys! It's Bolt here. Just wanted to tell you guys an important message. I probably won't update my stories or make any new ones anymore (there is like a 1% chance that I might if there's an important reason but highly unlikely). Also I'll be inactive on most of the forums I'm on, and I might leave some forever. I'll be on MuffinClan sometimes and maybe a few others but that's it. Sorry but I've just lost interest in the Warriors fandom in general and it isn't as fun to me as it was before. I'll still an active reader and writer on my own, just probably not for Warriors anymore. I might make another account and I'll definitely tell you guys about it if I do, but it's unlikely.

I may get someone to take over this account, or I may just leave it here and one day look back at the stories I wrote. Some are kinda childish, really. Just leave it as a memory.

So just a message I wanted to say. Again I'm really sorry but I can't force myself to keep being active and writing if it's something I don't like anymore. And by the way, I'm turning off my PM function because I already have a ton of messages and I really don't want more. XD No offense, you all are very nice. Mostly. XP Screw that. I'm turning it on again. XD I can't talk to people. Screw that AGAIN. XD I am turning it off. Unless something extreme happens and I NEED to PM someone, but don't expect replying.

You might see me on some forums once in a while, but I may leave Warriors on FFN forever. It really depends. I MAY come back some time later but most likely not. So… bye for now, I guess. It's been good knowing you all and having people actually enjoy what I write is awesome. :)

Update — 06-13-14

Okay, the only exception will be challenges for forums (I will not join too many new forums though) but no serious multi-chapter stories by myself anymore. And also, I might do collabs but we'll see. Again, it's never IMPOSSIBLE but I'm just saying it's highly unlikely. However if I do have more interest in writing a full Warriors story again then I'll definitely say so.

Update — 06-30-14

Damn me and my fucking updates. *sigh* Well… hi. xD So I'm planning a collab story and it'll probably be up soon. You'll probably only find new collabs or forum challenges on my profile.

Oh great, now my profile page is even longer.

Let's see… Who am I? I'm PikaBolt101; just call me Pika or Bolt for short. And I'm a Hoot Owl! Whoop!

I'm on a TON of Warriors forums, but MuffinClan will be the one I am on most (join MuffinClan if you want! It's a pretty popular forum and very fun).

(By the way I deleted my list o' forums, as you can probably tell. If you wanna know all of 'em… well, sorry but even I'm not keeping track by now. And I kinda stopped joining forums unless yours is new/in need of members or extremely fun.)

AAAND, I will give five jumbo cookies to anyone who knows where I got my profile picture from. :3 Never mind, I changed it. XD

You might see me taking a dip in the galaxy if you glance up at the summer night. I ride on Nyan Cat's rainbows to avoid crashing into the stars, but you might catch me raining down from Skittles rainbows if Zeus happens to shake the sky. I just got back from a tan on the sun and now I'm taking a swim on the earth. I like being alone in a crowd, but having company with no one around is fine too. If I ever caught a shooting star, I'd wish I could light a fire in my palms and set the forests ablaze to drown out the tides, then I'd keep all the night wanderers out there warm.

Now, if you really wanna know more about me (XD), here's some info (that little paragraph above was just something I wrote when I was bored but I like it):

Name: As I said above, call me Pika or Bolt.

Gender: Unquestionably female.

Age: Between 13 and 16. Haha, I kind of lied. You will never know my age. Mwahahaha…

Personality: That's kinda hard to say, since it's difficult to sum up your own personality. I'm usually pretty quiet around new people, I can be very loud and talkative with people I'm comfortable with (sometimes a bit annoying too), and I consider myself to be very temperamental. I get angry very easily, but I know how to suppress it. However, I start a LOT of arguments. So if you were offended by anything I say, I'm a pretty honest person (and in a bad way too, I mean boldly honest) so I might have said something that I didn't mean to come out that way. Or maybe I meant it. Mwahaha. But don't try fighting with me, haha. XD …Seriously, don't try. Uh… I swear a lot in real life (I try not to, but it's a way to let your anger out, maybe it's healthy) and I prefer to be alone more. It's actually more comfortable for me. I dislike loud noises and I like quietness, basically. It's how I can think. Also, I can be a troublemaker and rule-breaker, and I love taking risks. Did I mention I'm very temperamental?

Actually, screw all that. Basically, I'm kind of quiet at first in real life, but I'm really loud and random with people I know or online. I'm a liar, yes, but I can either be honest or nice in life. I chose to be nice and a liar. That's how it works. I can also be brutally honest sometimes though, and I can be very temperamental. I argue a lot, I start a ton of fights. But I'm usually bold, daring, and somewhat hasty and reckless. I have very high expectations for myself and I usually don't settle for anything less than perfect (for myself, of course). I like to keep things neat but I'm also very lazy. However, I am a very loyal person if you manage to become my friend, and I will definitely stick up for you.

I'm also a perfectionist. Screw me.

Likes/Dislikes: I like dreaming and sleeping and eating. I like the colors grey and black. I like animals, staring at the sky, music, breaking rules, multicolored clouds, the sea, nice people, quietness, dimness, rain, being scared (you heard me), and summer breezes. I LOVE mysteries, horror, and creepy things. I dislike holes in the bottom of socks (my god, they're annoying), neon colors (absolutely hate neon), mean/rude people (although that's hypocritical because I'm not the nicest person in real life but I never said I liked myself), loud places, sensitive people (aye aye aye…), people who can't tell the difference between concrit and flames (yes, those people annoy me SO effing much; you know who you are), grammar mistakes, people who pretend to be something they're not, people who say they're "random" and "crazy" just to get attention when in reality they're not, crowded places, stuffy places, blindingly bright sunshine, turning on the lights after being in the dark for a long time, waking up (…no, I don't want to die, though), and walking in/being in snow. Argh, snow is pretty but I hate being in it. Oh yeah, and I DESPISE, LOATHE, HATE, whatever, just… I hate Mary Sues and flawless characters. If you've ever made one (and not as in a troll-fic), then just walk away from me right now. RIGHT NOW.

Also, I like arguing/fighting with people. Well, if it's a meaningful one and I have something worth fighting for. Oh, and I absolutely hate people who copy others. Don't even get me started. They annoy the hell out of me.

Strengths/Weaknesses: People say I'm very smart but I am bad at physical things. I'd say I'm pretty good at figuring things out in my mind, but if you tell me to actually use my hands or whatever, I'll fail. Also, some tell me I'm good at art and writing (which, I guess, may be an art too), but hands-on things… ugh. And I'd burn your kitchen down if you let me cook. Plus, never let me get near knives anyway.

Hobbies: Drawing, fooling around with A/V stuff and video, napping, writing, blankly looking at the sky (blankly, but not mindlessly), listening to music, creating music, painting, and many things relating to art. I'm an artist in a lot of ways but I honestly don't do anything active. XD Um, except playing with my dog, I guess. I do like that (sometimes). I also love reading horror fics (I'm not a huge fan of gore but I'm okay with it, but the ones I love are the creepy ones which make you keep glancing behind your shoulder). XD

Habits (and I didn't say necessarily good): Going somewhere and in the middle, forgetting why I'm going there. Lighting things on fire. Swearing up a storm when I'm mad. Accidentally stepping on my dog. Making things more complicated than they should be. Dang, I don't sound very good. XD

Favorite color: That is VERY hard to choose. Partly because I like many colors, and more because my favorites seem to change everyday. However, ones I've loved a lot are grey/silver, black, soft orange and shades of blue. Oh and red. Red is awesome. Like a dark crimson. Black/white/blood red go together well. :D

Favorite season: I like autumn best. Summer is too… too hot and stuffy and bright (I know most people like summer, but summer has never been appealing to me). Spring's nice, I guess, but it's never stood out to me. There's nothing that I dislike about spring, but nothing I like much either. Winter's too cold and snowy (snow's pretty but I don't like being in snow) and I keep getting sick (ha, my own fault too). Autumn, to me, is cool, refreshing, dreamy, and beautiful — at least, where I live. Also nostalgic (for personal reasons). And no, it has NOTHING to do with my birthday or all that.

Favorite Warriors characters: I dunno how to pick just one single favorite because I like a few of them, but I just love Scourge. So much. And all the badass villains are just boss for me. And Tigerstar. He's awesome. Also Yellowfang, Jayfeather's a cool character, Mapleshade, Hollyleaf, Crookedstar…

Least favorite Warriors characters: I really dislike Dovewing, Firestar (he WAS okay and proved he was a good leader but after the first books it just went bad), Lionblaze, Millie (although I wasn't particularly fond of Silverstream either, Millie just a bad mother too), Daisy, and many others.

Favorite Warriors prefixes/suffixes (just 'cause I was bored):

- Silver

- Tail

- Rowan

- Flame

- Shadow

- Claw

- Ice

- Fall

- Lion

- Heart

- Red

- Creek

- Storm

Least favorite Warriors prefixes/suffixes:

- Shade

- Ember

- Echo

- Fur

- Pelt

- Whisker

- Amber

- Splash

- Blaze

- Tiger

- Spirit

- Morning

- Golden

Pets (if any): I actually do have pets. I have a dog (a poodle, but not with that standard poodle cut), and three birds (two cockatiels and a conure). I'm a big bird lover, dog lover and cat lover, but I adore most animals in general (actually not most, all).

Write down your five favorite cats from Warriors in no particular order!

1) Jayfeather

2) Scourge

3) Yellowfang

4) Tigerstar

5) Ivypool

What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Jaystar. Maybe Jayfeather became leader.

Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's beginning and 3's ending?

Scourgefang. WTF.

Would you make fun of a cat with 5's beginning and 2's ending?

Ivyfeather. Kind of weird but I wouldn't make fun of that cat. Ones I WOULD make fun of are names like Loudbelly, Bouncefire and Frecklewish though.

What genre would a story be with a cat with 1's beginning and 5's ending as the main character?

Jaypool. Romance, maybe? A sad one, though.

What would you name a story with a character with 2's ending and 1's ending and 3's beginning and 5's beginning?

Scourgefeather (again, I think this just isn't fit for rogue/loner names) and Yellowivy. Both horrible names.

Er… I have no idea what to name it, so let's go with a simple The Tale of Scourgefeather and Yellowivy.

Write a prophecy saying that a cat with 1's ending and 3's beginning had to save the Clan.

Featheryellow. Ha.

The yellow feather will save the Clans.


What would a cat with 4's ending and 2's ending look like?

Starscourge. I HAVE NO IDEA.

What can you tell about a cat with 3's beginning and 1's beginning just from their name?

Yellowjay. They have yellow fur and likes jays.

Do you think anyone would give a cat 1's beginning and 2's ending?

Jayscourge. I really hope not.

Who is Your Role Model?

-Do NOT scroll down until you do the math!-

It is truly remarkable just how accurate this is! Just follow these steps:

1) Pick your favorite number between 1 and 8.
2) Multiply your choice by 3.
3) Add 3.
4) Multiply again by 3.
5) Add the digits of the number you've gotten together. For example, if you got 56, add 5 and 6 together to get 11.

Now scroll down with that number to see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

1. Albert Einstein

2. Oprah Winfrey

3. Mother Theresa

4. Ronald Reagan

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Eleanor Roosevelt

8. Babe Ruth

9. PikaBolt101

10. Winston Churchill

11. Barbara Walters

12. Dalai Lama

And stop picking different numbers! JUST DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT I'M YOUR IDOL!

Type your name with your knuckles: PikaBolt101

Type your name with your nose: PikaBolt101

Type your name with your elbow: PikaBolt101

Type your name with your eyes closed: PikaBolt101

Conclusion: I'm awesome at this.

Quotes, simply because they're awesome.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity?

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's it gonna do, KILL me?

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons… well, at least you have free lemons now.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

Girl or Guy?

Guy Side:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats. (Honestly, I can't choose. They're both equal.)

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Ha, sometimes.)

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture. (Hmm… it's fine. Shopping for myself is good.)

Sad movies suck. (AW HELL NO!)

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (I played WITH fire as a kid, not wanting to extinguish it.)

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gore movies are cool. (Hmm… they're okay, but I wouldn't say cool.)

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth. (Sometimes, ha.)

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 11/24


Girl Side:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black. (But black is awesome…!)

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I don't even have ANY skirts or dresses.)

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like. (To some extent only. You actually should. Of course, appearances aren't the most important but hey, you can't just go out looking like a hobo and expect people to compliment you on your style. You'd look ridiculous and uneducated.)

You like wearing dresses when you can. (*shiver*)

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing. (Opposite of that.)

Total: 3/24

Conclusion? I still consider myself to be in the middle.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

NO… And honestly, I don't really care about those things.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

I made it myself.

3) What's your middle name?

Not telling. Besides, it's pretty abnormal. XD

4) Your current relationship status?

Failure? Nah, I'm just not interested in those things, and likely to remain single for a very long time.

5) Does your crush like you back?

I don't have a crush, and likely won't until much later.

6) What is your current mood?

Kinda bored.

7) What color shirt are you wearing?

Purple, which is often mistaken as my favorite color since I (somehow) have a ton of purple shirts but it is not.

8) Missing something?

A good life. Ah, JK. How can I miss something I never had…

And question nine but oh well, seven already ate nine.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Humans ever being created?

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Well, I've always wanted to know what it's like to be a jellyfish…

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yep, and not just one. But I lived. I think.

13) Something you do a lot?

Read, write, daydream, ask stupid questions.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Carry On by Olivia Holt. GOD, CAN'T GET IT OUT. But it's not a bad song. :/

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Uh… Um… *sighs* Did I mention my memory's not the best?

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

I don't know anyone who does, but there are a few with birthdays very CLOSE to mine.

17) When was the last time you cried?

A month or two ago.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes, multiple times, but never alone and I never will be.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

The ability to control, rewind, fast-forward, skip and alter my own time. But ONLY my own. It would be extremely unfair if I had control of others' time too.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Not much, honestly. Appearance, I guess? Well, what else can you notice at first sight?

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I rarely go there.

22) What's your biggest secret?

That I have no secrets. And that's an honest fact. I honestly have very few to no secrets, and even if I did, I don't mind telling them. They're never very important unlike people who make a huge deal about who their new crush of the week is.

Ask me anything. I'm not kidding. Anything except where I live or my bank account (wait, do I have one, even?) or personal info.

23) Favorite color?

Grey (even though grey technically isn't a color), silver (kind of the same thing as grey), black (although black is the absence of color)… Next question?

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Please tell me SpongeBob does not count… But that's the only kid show I watch. The others are actually not too appropriate for people my age. XD I like more depth and abstract things in shows.

25) What are you?

You tell me.

Fine, fine! I admit it! I'm a leprechaun! D:

26) Do you speak any other language?

I can speak Mandarin/Chinese fluently (and I feel awkward speaking it), hold conversations in French at least, and speak bits (words or very short sentences) of Spanish, Japanese, and German. I'm also learning to say bad things in different languages! :D Ha, blame my friends.

27) What's your favorite smell?

I have a ton. I used to be obsessed with the smell of car gas. It wasn't good but I just had an unhealthy obsession with it. Good thing I'm over it. I like the smell of the world after a rainstorm.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Rollercoaster. But maybe that's two words. Oh, well! Put a dash in the middle and that solves everything!

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

I have never even kissed anyone (okay, maybe my mother when I was a little kid), let alone in the rain.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

This question and how to answer it. Now I'm thinking about cheese.

31) What should you be doing?

Answering this but I was too lazy to give a decent answer.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Someone at school. *seethes and glares*

33) Do you like working in the yard?

No, and I never get to…

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Donut! Although I'd really like my name to be Chris, my last name to be Lettuce, and my middle name to start with P. XD

35) Who last made you cry?

Myself. It is super hard to make me cry, but when I do, I cry about the most simple or random things that normal people wouldn't be sad about. XD


I'm bored, so… more Qs! XD

1) Are you in a relationship with someone?

No and honestly, I've never thought much about that subject…

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

WAY more.

3) How many houses have you lived in?

Around six.

4) Favorite candy bar?

Not the biggest fan of candy. :/

5) Favorite shoes?

Uh… I barely know any kinds of shoes. I just wear what I've got. XD

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

My friend, my enemy, many, many people… (sometimes they're on purpose, most times, they're not)

7) Least favorite school subject?

I don't like a lot. XD P.E., science, H.A.C.E., socials, etc.

8) Favorite school subject?

Maybe L.A. or math. I don't like math but it's better than the others, since math ain't hard for me. And you can guess why I like language arts.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?


10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Possibly, when I was little and forgot.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.


12) Favorite genre of music?

Is "not JB" enough? XD

13) How many pets do you own?

Four, as I said up there… somewhere. But if you're too lazy to go up there, a dog and three parrots.

14) What time were you born?

Somewhere around 8:00 at night…

15) Do you like beer?


16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Yes, to strangers, cranky elders, and all of my friends. It's hilarious and awesome when you're with other friends.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

I don't even own CDs.

18) Are you sarcastic?

Sometimes, but I feel stupid being sarcastic. XD

19) Is anyone in your family famous?

Yeah, I have a few famous artists in my family. Well, famous where they live (but no, it is a big country, not one of those small ones).

20) How many watches do you own?

Two or three. I think they broke.

21) Summer or winter?


23) Favorite color to wear?

Nothing bright. I usually wear dark purple or blue, sometimes grey. Mostly blue and purple, though. I'm always on the cold color scale.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Pepsi. I really hate Sprite. Sorry to offend any Spriters out there. :/

25) What color is your cell phone?

sniff* … *starts bawling*

26) Where is your second home?

Internet. Either that or a magical land filled with unicorns.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Yes! :D Okay, maybe it's not the best thing.

28) Have you ever had a cavity?


29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?


30) How many video games do you own!?

I don't even play video games.

31) What was your first pet?

Two turtles.

32) Ever had braces?

No and I don't plan to. My teeth aren't horrible and I heard they hurt a lot at first. XD (Yeah, call me a coward.)

33) Do looks matter?

Depends. Of course personality is way more important but I'd say looks do matter. People keep saying "oh, don't worry about your looks, it's the inside that matters" which is partly true, but not entirely. In real life, looks actually do matter.

34) Do you use chapstick?


35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

I'm not even in HS yet.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?


37) Are you too forgiving?

No, not at all. In fact, I tend to hold grudges for too long.

38) How many children do you want?

I'm too young to consider those things…

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?


40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Waffles? I dunno. But I can't have it everyday, or else I'll get sick of it. Changing, I figure.

41) Do you own a gun?

No but I want to! (I'll threaten people that threaten others, carrying my gun around like a badass. XD)

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Yes, turned out to be stupid.

43) When was the last time you cried?

A month or two?

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Make a tissue catch on fire.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?


46) Have you ever called your teacher mom?

No, but my friend has many times. XD

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

I wish!

48) Nicknames?

Similar (taken from) my real name so I won't say. But people know me more by that name than my real one. XD

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?


50) Ever been to Kentucky?



51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

What in the fudge?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Not really. But I hear my mother ruffling some papers so when you asked, I thought of her. xD

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?


55) Do you own a diamond ring?

Wish I did. But I'd probably lose it instantly.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

No comment.

57) Do you dye your hair?

No and I never intend to. I like it the way it is, not like the girls out there who keep dying their hair different colors and ruining it.

58) Does anyone like you?

I hope my family and friends do. XD But if you mean THAT way… well… yes.

59) What year were you born?

That would be giving away my age, so nope! ;)

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

I don't wanna go in-depth about that… Oh, wait. I didn't exist yet.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

No, I don't own CDs.

62) McDonalds or Wendys?


63) Do you like yourself?


64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Er… Um… Hmm…

…My dog?

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender?

Can I not answer that? -_-

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

Not at all, I love the dark! It calms me down, whereas light just irritates me. XD If I had to choose between the world stopping during day or night, I would definitely choose night.

There is no EGG in EGGPLANT nor HAM in HAMBURGER; neither APPLE nor PINE in PINEAPPLE. MUFFINS weren't invented in England. QUICKSAND can work slowly, BOXING RINGS are SQUARE, and a GUINEA PIG is neither from GUINEA nor is it a PIG.

And why is it that WRITERS WRITE but FINGERS don't FING, GROCERS don't GROCE, and HAMMERS don't HAM? Doesn't it seem crazy to you that you can make AMENDS but not one AMEND? And if TEACHERS TAUGHT, why didn't PREACHERS PRAUGHT? If aVEGETARIAN eats VEGETABLES, what does a HUMANITARIAN eat?

In what other language do people RECITE at a PLAY and PLAY at a RECITAL? We SHIP by TRUCK but SEND CARGO BY SHIP. We have NOSES that RUN and FEET that SMELL. We PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE in a PARKWAY. And how can a SLIM CHANCEand a FAT CHANCE be the same, while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your HOUSE can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN, in which you canFILL IN a form by FILLING IT OUT, and in which an ALARM goes OFF by going ON. And, in closing, if Father is POP, how come Mother's not MOP?

Today, writers are scorned because of those too unversed to know.

Disdained, because of the those too ignorant to believe. Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream. Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try.

But we, as writers, know them to be wrong.

A writer is a person who dreams. A writer is a person who wishes. A writer is a person who escapes. A writer is a person who lives. A writer is a person who is not afraid. A writer is a person who strives.

A person who expresses. A person who believes. A person who understands. A person who knows.

I am a writer.

I dream of a world where anything is possible. I wish for a world where war is just a myth. I escape into a world where I can predict the future. I live in a world of joy and mystery. I am not afraid of the world I create. I strive in the world where others give up.

I express myself in ways others dare not try. I believe in things others are too afraid to trust. I understand things others cannot, in a way that others cannot. I know, in ways that others deny.

A little note from PikaBolt101 that you can read, ignore, burn, or do whatever you want with:

By the way, I promise I will never give up on any of my stories unless there is a HUGE problem in my life or something and it absolutely, definitely prevents me from finishing it. Even that way, I'll try to get someone else to take over the story (though I most likely won't and will finish it myself), mostly because I have read some AMAZING fics on FFN but they don't have endings or aren't complete. It really bothers me how people give up on their stories. They may be a very talented writer but giving up alone gives me a bad impression of them (however, I can't understand all their problems in their own life so I can't judge easily).

I am on this site to practice and improve my own writing as well as encourage and help with others, to read great stories, and I'm also here to simply have fun.

I write for the people that are enjoying my stories and show it, and also for the silent encouragers out there. (Yeah, I'm talking about you. No, you.) However, I don't JUST write for others. I write for myself. Trust me, no matter what you guys say, I will never discontinue anything unless absolutely needed. And I will keep updating if I can. Reviews and thoughts are very important to me too, and they're called reviews and not comments for a reason, but as long as I'm satisfied with my own writing, I will keep writing but I do look for concrit and ways to improve, so don't hesitate to tell me what you liked about my stories and also what I can do better on. I mean, that's the reason I'm here, right? Just a typical enthusiastic writer looking to improve.


If you hate copying and pasting things onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(Seriously, they effing suck. No one cares.)

Okay, if you have any more questions or anything to talk about, PM me or stuff. :D Please don't, actually. Well, if it's important, sure. But don't spam me with random chiz, please. But you can talk to me… if you want. My PM box is so flipping full, and I'm trying to delete the useless ones. XD

xoxo. PikaBolt101

(Why are you even reading this? Who… WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!)

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