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Joined Mar '14, USA

Hey everyone im new here i realy dont write but i love to read i will reveiw the stories i read definitely so be excited if i really do write a story


I'm from the SOUTH where...

Everyone pulls over to let a funeral procession pass.

We don't have fireflies, we have 'lightening bugs'.

'Taters' are mandatory while shoes are NOT.

"Y'all" is a proper noun.

"Ain't" is a word.

Chicken is fried.

Biscuits come with gravy.

Sweet tea is the 'house' wine.

Shopping carts are 'buggies'.

We never respect your elders.

We talk to strangers.

We wave a lot!

We love pearls, porches, & peanuts and 'Blessings hearts'.

Copy and paste if you're a true southern.

OMG! This is so freaking true! Me and my family and everyone around here do this! Well...Of course we do live in the south lol.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying,"THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say," It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this random, useless stuff!!!

FRIENDS: Will share their candy.

BEST FRIENDS: Will buy camo, a box, Skittles, and sit on your roof throwing the Skittles at innocent bystanders yelling," TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!"

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

No... -3-

2) Do you hate more than 3 people

Hate is a very strong word dont ya think

3) How many houses have you lived in?

Hmmm... 2

4) Favorite candy bar?

Charleston chew specially when u freeze them

5) Favorite shoes?

My white sneakers

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

Not on purpose

7) Least favorite school subject?

Math... *shudder*

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Noooooooooooope!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Yeah... it was in kindergarten and in second grade

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

Fanfiction

12) Favorite genre of music?

Ummmm... idk

13) What is your zodiac sign?

CANCER...Cancer...cancer (fairy tail fans read this in cancers voice)

14) What time were you born?

1:30 pm

15) Do you like beer?

Haven't tried it... [but I probably won't]

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Eheh... yeah...

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

I don't own cds

18) Are you sarcastic?

Is the sky blue?

19) What are your favorite colors?

Neon green, purple and black

20) How many watches do you own?

One i got it like two days ago

21) Summer or winter?

Summer my birthday is in the summer

23) Favorite color to wear?

Ummm green but the color that looks best on me is orange

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Pepsi. All the way

25) What color is your cell phone?

Depends if i change my case

26) Where is your second home?

The band room

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Yep!

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Yea... v.v

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

One its black

30) How many video games do you own?

None

31) What was your first pet?

My cat Jerry

32) Ever had braces?

For two years

33) Do looks matter?

Depends... usually no

34) Do you use chapstick?

Only when needed

35) Name 3 teachers from your school.

Mrs Dorsey Mr Wilson and Mrs Gunter

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

Don't like either, but American Eagle

37) Are you too forgiving?

Yes... well most of the time

38) How many children do you want?

1 or 2

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

Yes an Ouran High school host club shirt

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Scrambled eggs and bacon with cheese grits

41) Do you own a gun?

Nope

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Noooooooope

43) When was the last time you cried?

Idk really

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Stayed up all night reading fanfics :3

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

Idk what La Panera is, so... Olive garden

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

No... what kind of question is that

47) Ever been in a castle?

Yes the Biltmore

48) Nicknames?

Jordycat Jordy Blondie kittycat

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

Noooooooo...?

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

I've been to Kentucky Fried Chicken if that counts as anything!

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

Banana Republic?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Affirmative

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

Does Bella-Boo count?

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

No

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Well... yeah i guess

57) Do you dye your hair?

I have blonde highlights

58) Does anyone like you?

Yes

59) What year were you born?

2000

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

I wasn't present...

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

No but i have ine of their songs on itunes

62) McDonalds or Wendy's?

WENDYS

63) Do you like yourself?

Sure i guess, but im not narcissistic unlike Naru

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

My mom

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?

Physical feature? Eyes.

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

Well, no but one can never be too careful

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

NEVAA And ewww

68) Do you own a webcam?

Nope

69) Have you ever stripped?

Nooooooooooo im not like gray fullbuster

70) Ever broke a bone?

Yep my left tibia

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

Idk what that is

73) Pringles or Lays?

Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Not sure

75) Rugrats or Doug?

Probably Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

Umm i have no idea

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?

I haven't met her

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

Yeah...

79) Do you have a birth mark?

Yes two

80) Do you own a car?

No xD not yet

81) Can you cook?

Yes and i am very good at it

82) 3 things that annoy you:

When people call me by my sisters name, people in class tapping their pencils and when i ask them to stop they won't, and when the owners of animes know the ships we want and wont let them get together like (Yuuki X Zero vampire knight)

83) Do you text message often?

Yes

84) Money or love?

Lovey Dovey

85) Do you have any scars?

Mmmmhmm!

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

I want to know Christ

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

I loathe them

88) Relationships or one night stands?

Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

I don't like super spicy stuff like Big Red, so Juicy Fruit!

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

Ummmm ewww

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

I have never heard of them

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

No im 14 i use colored pencils

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

My mother

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

The writers of Vampire Knight

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

Who knows

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

My crush

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

My crush

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

My best friend.

100) Who was the last person that called you?

My mother

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more ears that will never hear

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

A Real Boyfriend*

It will change a lot of things u thought u new!

If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you

Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

She really does more than you could understand!!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

don't look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she re posts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

When she says "want me to call you back?"

don't let her hang up

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go

- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :)

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

-Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose Butt am I kicking baby?"


Quotes:

You say pink I say black.
You say Edward Cullen I say Edward Elric.
You say Carlisle Cullen I say Roy Mustang.
You say hip hop I say rock.
You say Hannah Montana I say stuff you.
You say romance I say fantasy all the way!
You say make up I say books.
You say horses I say dragons.
You say Twilight I say Vampire Knight.
You say I'm weird I say damn straight

You were born an original, don't die a copy

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light

A good friend helps you up when you fall...

A best friend laughs and trips you again

Fake friends are like shadows.

They follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark

Women are are angels,

and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly,

on a broomstick,

We're flexible like that

Pain is inevitable,

Suffering is an option

The world is going to hell and i am driving the bus

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else,

after all,

your parents taught you to give your used toys to the less fortunate

I meant to behave but there were too many other options

When i am alone, I think.

When i think, i remember.

When i remember, i feel pain.

When i feel pain, i cry.

When i cry, i can't stop.

Please don't leave me alone

Never frown, even when your sad,

cause you never know who's falling in love with your smile :)

I'm a fangirl

we don't do 'calm'

Sometimes your night in shining armor,

is just a retard in tin foil

Last year i asked santa for the sexiest person ever,

i woke up in a box

I can't take this long distance relationship anymore...

Fridge, your coming with me into my room

If you can't convince them,

confuse them

Don't like me?

Cool, i don't wake up everyday to impress you

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change a girls life

I am not arguing,

I am simply explaining why i am right

Love me or hate me,

Both are in my favour,

If you love me i'll always be in your heart,

If you have me i will always be on your mind

My ex had one very annoying habit.

Breathing

I heard you're a player,

nice to meet you,

I'm the coach

Good memories come from bad idea's

Don't break anyone's heart...

They only have one,

Instead, break their bones,

They have 206

You can spend your whole life holding on,

or you can show that idiot who broke your heart,

what he's missing

I don't have an attitude,

I just have a personality you can't handle

Be the kind of woman that when ever you wake up the devils like,

"Oh crap, she's up!"

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI

Me and you is friends,

You smile, i smile,

You hurt, i hurt,

You cry, i cry,

You jump off a bridge,

I'm gonna miss you're e-mails

Fact about girls:

When a girl says "whatever",

they really mean,

"I hope you get shot off a bridge, raped by a shark and then eaten by it"

Of course i talk to myself,

Sometimes i need expert advice


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