MY PROFILE PIC DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!

IT BELONGS TO 'the afterlife'!!!

Name: I'm not telling you that!

Age: 10-20 Take your guess

Hobbies: Baking, reading, studying, listening to music and singing! Oh, and being AWESOME!!!

Hair colour: Black/Brown

Fave Songs: Ooh, so many! Air Balloon, Towers,ALL Grease songs, All about that bass, And the list goes on!

When I'm sad it's 'Been a long day' by Rosi Golan and '2am' By Alexz Johnson. They're beautiful songs.

Biggest Pet Peeves: When people use the wrong homophones. EG: Someone writes: 'your next', instead of YOU'RE next. Gods, thats annoying. Once, we were doing a movie trailer competition, and these boys were using the whiteboard (I had a crush on one of them. Shhh!), next to the clock. So, when I went to see the time, I saw 'Your next', not YOU'RE next. I told them that and the one I liked responded with the ever so witty retort of: "Oh, well- that doesn't matter!" Maybe I DON'T like him that much now.

Occupation: Hunter of Artemis!!!

Favourite Quotes:

This is my favourite. 'For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for beautiful poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.' - Audrey Hepburn.

'Eat my pants!' Percy Jackson.

'Don't bother me, I'm planning my revenge against vegetables'

'Don't make me send my turtle on you! He has a mean throttle and punching power.'

'You mess with cupcakes, you mess with me'

'A word to the wise isn't necessary- it's the stupid ones that need the advice'

'Between two evils, I always pick the third option. If there is not such option, I make my own'

'Don't try to fit in. It just makes the really bland and unoriginal that much more likely to beat you up. Instead, act crazy and eccentric. Then, when you prosper later in life, you can look back and be glad you weren't one of those idiots who chose to be like everyone else and go to that one trip with the bomb blasting in the floor under the rooms that the unoriginals were staying at.'

'I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.'

'The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets and my brain'

'Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back'

'God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends'

'God gave us life. We take others.'

'Who cares whether the bottle is half filled or half empty!

'Close your eyes and pretend its a bad dream'

'You may kill me but you may never insult me.'

'I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?'

Fave Book Series:

Percy Jackson

Heroes Of Olympus

Hunger Games

CupCake Diaries

Divergent

Fave Couples

Percabeth

Pipercy (Hey! It's A GREAT Couple!)

Uriah/Tris (Triah)

Alexis & Matt

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or Instagram. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, GamerGal546, Girl-with-black-wings. Rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness, TeamPiper, Lexie Daughter of Athena, Firecewolf, Bookworm257, KatieElizabethGrace, PJoHoOFan,NicoleDiAngelo16, CupCakeAwesomeness,

This is a story about God. I don't care if you believe or not, JUST READ!!

Seventeen year old Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism...

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Girls

are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones

because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground

that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top

think something is wrong with them, when in reality,

they're amazing. They just have to wait for

the right boy to come along, the one

who's brave enough

to climb all the way to the top of the tree

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?"

Or having a thumb-war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom.

Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all.

Crazy is when you tell everyone you are a figment of their imagination, then your little brother believes you for a whole week, then he figures it out that you're not (or are you?...) and then you change your mind and tell everyone you're Jimmy Page...and your little brother believes you.

Crazy is when you argue with yourself and lose.

Crazy is when you start crying and laughing at the same time for no apparent reason.

Crazy is when you try to stamp your foot on the ground dramatically and end up stubbing your toe.

Crazy is if you laugh at obi-wan kanobis accent !!!

Crazy is when you feel someone pull your hair and turn and yell at your best friend only for her to point out to you that you did it to yourself.

Crazy is when you laugh with your oldest friends, even when they turn around and say, "We don't really like you anymore."

Crazy is when you begin standing up for the least important things in the world.

Crazy is when you do something totally out of ordinary and have no idea why you did it in the first place.

Crazy is when you think that everyone is on your side.

Crazy is when you begin screaming the Star Wars theme song at the top of your lungs.

Crazy is when you go a whole day with only saying the words banana and peanutbutter.

Crazy is yelling "Kiss dat sawty!" out of your dorm window without showing your face to the people outside.

Crazy is calling your teacher a cute pet name. EG: Mr Ferguson, to, Mr Fergie Wergie!

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

On December 14, 2012 20 students and 6 staff at an elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut lost their lives to a school shooting. Th man, who will not be named, opened fire on this school killing 20 young kids and 6 staff members. These 26 victims had friends and family. The 20 children had lives to live, parents that loved them and friends that cared about them. The kids will never grow up and go to prom, never have a wedding, never bring another being into this world, and will never tell anyone they loved them. Parents in Newtown will never hear the words "Mommy I love you" or "Daddy I love you" again, never cry at their weddings, and will never hold a child these students could have brought into he world. Dads of the little girls lost will never walk them down the aisle on their big day and will never accompany them to a father-daughter dance. Dads of the little boys lost will never throw the football/baseball, will never bounce the basket ball and never kick the soccer ball with them. Mothers will never watch as their children lost say "I do" at the altar, will never rock a grandchild and will never watch as their child throws their graduation cap in the air and then head off to college. These parents will never be able to kiss their children good night. They will all be thinking "Why didn't I hug them one last time?" Show respect for the 26 lives lost and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list. Show that you sympathize with these parents. Post this angel on your profile...PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, Divine Protector of Mangos, CupCakeAwesomeness,

You know that you are an Author if...

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE.

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

You argue with yourself and LOSE.

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day for one week and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room, you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You narrate your day.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

You burst out laughing like a maniac for no reason other than to scare the bajebees out of your friends.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a long time ago.

You try to think of the name of something you're thinking of or remember something really funny and can't remember where it's from and you randomly shout out the answer to the question you asked yourself three days ago and everyone looks at you funny.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions and bold the ones that apply to you)

PLEASE DON'T READ!!!

Don't say I didn't warn you...

About six yearsago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drll. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hiting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HR

FACT: About to months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran t his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise an David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google er name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't rpost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in thedark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

On Decembe 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. Hi mother checked is e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to leep after he rea and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My nae is Ofelia Heras I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your pofile or I will visi you tonight

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!"

92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one-year-old son. People call her a slut. Nobody knows she was raped at the age of 13. People call another guy fat. Nobody knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. Nobody knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box or Wii.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun to play.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry. (Small doses only though, and only when I'm dressing up)

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.( more like spending money :D)

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were/are in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I only own 3 pairs!)

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total:17

PREP

You own a cell phone.

You own something from abercrombie

You own something from pacsun

You own something from Hollister

You own something from American Eagle

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale

You have more than one house

Total : 5

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark.

You dislike preps.

You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 1

PUNK

You can skateboard.

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse.

You hate MTV.

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total :2

GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's.

You love/like reading.

You were/are in band

You were/are in Orchestra

You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total : 9

EMO

You cut yourself over depression

You have been depressed. (Doesn't everyone?)

You have black rimmed glasses

You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily.

You like emo music. (kinda slow music)

You hate being called emo.

You keep/have kept a journal/diary.

You have written a sad poem

You think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 3

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or alot

You have freestyled.

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance

Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band panic! at the disco

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance

Your hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 1

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You go to a sports club. (I go to netball and rounders!)

You have a specific number

Total: 3

I'm a geek and proud of it!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

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7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I read YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

This is my so called “stereotypes” and some people nowadays are just so racist and stereotypical that they don’t think about the person they see behind my eyes – they don’t see me as a person because I don’t paint my face orange with fake tan and cheap foundation every day. Post this on your Profile and put the ones that apply to you in bold. :D Everyone gets stereotyped or have prejudice thoughts against them at some point... RIT

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

List 12 of your favorite characters from PJO, in no particular order

1. Annabeth Chase

2. Percy Jackson

3. Katie Gardner

4. Reyna

5. Octavian

6. Rachel Elizabeth Dare

7. Thalia Grace

8. Poseidon

9. Athena

10. Zoe Nightshade

11. Artemis

12. Apollo

1. Have you ever read a six/12 fic?

Yep. *Dreamy Sigh* They're so cute!

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot? (REMINDS ME OF DIVERGENT!)

Well, I'm a girl, but she's really pretty.

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Ermm... That would be awkward. Can males even get pregnant? I mean seahorses can, but... *Continues endless debate*

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?

Duh! Athena's reaction to Percabeth falling to Tartarus. *Sniffle* I would kill Rick for being such a douche bag, but, *Sigh* I need to know what happens in Blood Of Olympus. Killing can wait until Christmas...

5. five/nine or five/ten?

Neither!!! Octavian doesn't deserve anyone, let alone the maidens!!!

6. What would happen if seven walked in on one and twelve making out?

Thalia would scream, "Annie! What about Percy!?" Then she would castrate Apollo.

7. Would 2 and six make a good couple?

Yeah, they're quite cute together.

8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

Zoe tries to convince Katie to join the hunters.

9. Is there such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

Gods, I hope not! I mean, dating the father of your ex/boyfriend? No.

10. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort.

Thalia gets kicked out of the hunters, and Apollo comforts her.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read three/eight?

None of my friends do fanfiction, and seriously? Katie/Poseidon?

12. Does anyone on your friends list write/draw Eleven?

Again, none of my friends do fanfiction. Er, I don't think so?

13. Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

NO!!! SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!!

14. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Under the sea! Narwhals?

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

No percabeth lovers.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), Broken hearted, (1) has a one night stand with (11) and a brief, unhappy affair with (10), then follows the wise advice of (9) and finds true love with (8).

Why are they all women??? Well, except for Poseidon. (He's 8)

18. What title would you give this Fic?

Affairs

19. What would you do if you found out (5) was a really good friend of a friend/relative of yours?

BURN HIS TEDDIES!!! Or him. Either works.

20. How would you react of you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Well, Poseidon was probably showing Arty his rubber ducky collection, and he doesn't want to show them in public, so...

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever

WHY PERCY???

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Athena and Katie? Why are there such wrong pairings... I would shout: "What about Travis/Poseidon!?"

23. You just came home from school and, all your friends hate you, you got an F on the most important project of the year(Just imagine it happened for the braniacs...Myself included...), and your parents grounded you as your teacher called about your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and find (12) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Stop Apollo from being a perv, and slap him.

24. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo, what would you do if (1) Became the most optomistsic person in the world?

Annie? Become emo? Well, I would try to knock some sense into her. *CoughSlapHerCough*

25. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Hsappy. Yay! Me and Reyna can be besties!

26. (6) Has just stolen your hair brush. What's the first thing you say?

Rachel! Just because you lost yours, thowing it at Kronos, doesn't mean you have to steal mine!

27. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at three in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know, waking you up. What's the first thing you think?

'If you slap them now, they might SHUT THE HADES UP!'

1. Apart from fanfiction, what do you like to do in your spare time?

Read Percy Jackson/Heroes Of Olympus, sing and bake!

2. Name a favourite of each: food, drink, colour.

Ice-Cream, slush and violet!

3. If you married a rich person and your spouse gave you £100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?

Clothes, ingredients for baking, phone and buying lovely surprises for my 'spouse.'

4. Name a favourite of each: book, movie, TV show.

The Last olympian, Grease and Spongebob Squarepants!

5. If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?

Artemis. We'd chat about how men are pigs, and she'd let me into the hunt! Yay!

6. Name a LEAST favourite of each: food, drink, colour.

Chili, any alcohol and burgundy. *Shudder*

7. What do you spend most of your money on?

Gifts!

8. What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?

Comfy girl boxers.

9. Name a LEAST favourite of each: book, movie, TV show.

Twilight (SERIOUSLY!!!) Any PJ movies (THEY GET IT SO WRONG!!! IT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM!), and, uh, I don't really watch TV.

10. If you were sat on a plane beside your favourite celebrity, what would you do?

Try to act natural. Who wants a screaming fan next to you for a whole plane ride? then ask them for an autograph.

11. What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)

A funny/creepy keith Lemon poster. LOL.

12. What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)

I seem to cause awkward silences or say totally random stuff!!!

13. What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?

I'm asian.

14. What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?

A walk in closet, an AWESOME kitchen, a whole huge library (like Belle's in Beauty And The Beast) and a nice garden.

15. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you choose and why?

If I wasn't hunted, then a deer or a Pegasus 'cos they're awesome!

16. Which band/ singer (current or past) would you want to go on tour with? (Travel with, not perfom with.)

Taylor Swift.

17. Name a favourite of each: band/ singer, album, song.

Little Mix/Jordin Sparks, salute and Battlefield.

18. Why is your favourite band your favourite?

'Cos they're cool.

19. How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favourite? Least favourite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?

I'd want to see Lea Michele or Little Mix or Jordin Sparks!

20. What is one of your favourite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)

Why does love always feel like ...
a battlefield (battlefield)
a battlefield (battlefield)
a battlefield (battlefield) Battlefield By Jordin Sparks.

21. Who do you ship?

Fem! Percy with any of the following:

22. What celebrity do you idolize the most?

Jordin Sparks. She's so insparational!

23. Which member from which band would you most want to lather in Melted Chocolate?

NONE!!!

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic

2/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc (never tried surfing). You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You have acrophobia

5/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself (occasionally). All your closets are padlocked.You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.

2/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian (I'm starting soon!) You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

9/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You've never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

9/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optomistic, You always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than normal.

8/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS The Awesomest Goddess Ever!!!

You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

10/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren't afraid of fire.

1/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis (does to fix hair count?).

3/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like to pickpocket your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

6/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition.You’re a like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.

3/10

I'm a daughter of Athena, and huntress of Artemis!

Copy And Paste this if you think boys are a waste of time.

Copy and paste this if you think demigods are awesome.

Copy And Paste This If You Want To Join The Hunters!

Whacha Think!?!

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR A PJO FAN

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

1.) Have you ever been asked out?

Nope :(

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Ermmm... What's that?

3) What's your middle name?

Don't have one

4) Your current relationship status?

Single

5) Does your crush like you back?

I hope, and I think... maybe!

6) What is your current mood?

Happy/Hyper

7) What's your definition of annoying?

Snotty brats/Homework/Older Sister

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Grey

9) Missing something?

Lot's of things...

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Who I crush on, test scores, not getting in trouble for a tiny accident... The list goes on!

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Maybe a dove, or a Pegasus!!! Basically anything pretty with wings!

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yepadoodledoo!

13) Something you do a lot?

Bake, study, be awesome...

14) The song stuck in your head?

Brave by Sara Bareilles

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Dragon444

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Ermmm... I don't know anyone with the same birthday as me, so...

17) When was the last time you cried?

Last month

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

No! I LOVE singing and music, but I have stage fright when I sing. Only when I sing.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

To be able to do anything. EG: Fly, read minds,transform into something...

20) What's your favorite animal(s)

Bunny, dove, swan, hedgehogs...

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Strawberry and cream frappuccino!

22) What's your biggest secret?

My crush...

23) Favorite color?

Purple, sea green, gold, or silver!

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

No...

25) What are you?

an awesome girl!

26) Do you speak any other language?

Yep!

27) What's your favorite smell?

Freshly made cake coming out of the oven!

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Drama

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

No.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Kissing my crush in the rain! (See question above!)

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My test paper.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Yeah

34) If you could have any first name in the world, what would you want?

Julianna

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Not really.

36. ) What is your natural hair color?

Black

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Like I said, my test paper!

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Stir the ingredients in the bowl, until it has formed a dough.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A fluffy pillow!!! It's so fluffy!!!

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Er...

I don't watch TV.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time

Oh...

5:19!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Music

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, at my friend's house.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Email.

9. What are you wearing?

Pajamas.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes...

11. When did you last laugh?

Right now.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Wallpaper. Duh!

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes... Too many to list.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Eh.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Frozen. *Bursts into song* Let it go!...

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A phone!!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I need the toilet.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

No-one could start wars.

19. Do you like to dance?

YES!!!

20. George Bush:

WHAT THE HADES?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Julianna!

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jake or Alex!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: IfI could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth

2) Favorite guy character? Percy or Leo!

3) Favorite girl character? Reyna or Annie or Calypso!

4) Favorite god? Apollo or Poseidon!

5) Favorite goddess? Hestia!

6) Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? Poseidon, obviously!

7) Is Luke hot? Just... No.

8) Would you join the hunters? YES!!!!!!! IT'S MY DREAM!!!

9) Archery or sword fighting? Archery, 'cos I'm a hunter of Artemis!!! Or daggers.

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris messaging, but... What if you see someone taking a shower?

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Iris!

12) Favorite book? The Last Olympian or Mark Of Athena.

13) Least favourite? The Lost Hero. WHY THERE NO PERCY??? JASON CAN'T REPLACE HIM!!!

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year round! :D

15) Favorite couple? Probably Pipercy (Piper/Percy, sorry Annabeth!

16) Are you a demi-god? Yes!

17) Who would be your parent? Demeter, Athena or Iris! I'd still be a hunter of Artemis, though!

18) Favorite minor character? Katie Gardner!

19) Ethan or Luke? Neither.

20) Favorite monsters? Pegasi!

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CupCakeAwesomeness

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!!!

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite...

Dun, Dun, DUN!!!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

This made me laugh XD

lost your pen = no pen

no pen = no notes

no notes = no study

no study = fail

fail = no diploma

no diploma = no job

no job = no money

no money = no food

no food = you get skinny

you get skinny = ugly

ugly = no love

no love = no marriage

no marriage = no children

no children = alone

alone = depressed

depressed = sickness

sickness= DEATH!

PEOPLE DO NOT LOSE YOUR PENZ!!!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

I'm not random, I just have many thought- OH! A SQUIRREL!

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!
9. you get to wear a white lab coat (ooh la la)
10. you can access our stock of cool evil gadgets (aka a blender and toaster.)
11. you get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)
12. you get to wear creepy masks
13. key word: POWER you get lots of it
14. all of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. did i just say that out loud?
15. we get a vacation unlike the jedi's
16. we can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing(though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black)
17. we get to order our minons around
18. when no one is looking, we have funny faces contests
19. we love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it
20. sometimes, we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials
21. you get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you
22. The reason you joined

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If you're a Hunter Of Artemis, put this in your profile, and and your name on!

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Fanfics I've done!:

The Immortal Seven (And Others!)

It's a Fem!Percy one, where everyone is immortal, and are all Gods or Goddesses. Fem!Percy is Thalassa. (Primordial goddess of the sea ring a bell?) All the boys are swooning over her. Rated T 'cos I'm paranoid!