1k+Uchibi Sasuke » Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

30Question Destiny » Gennai had warned them of the rebirth of an old enemy, but the Digidestined were still eager to return to the Digital World and see their friends again. Even if it was impossible to win, they could never have abandoned their partners to the nonexistent mercy of Machinedramon. And hey, could be worse, could be Myotismon.

235Bonded of Cadis Etrama di Raizel » There are advantages to becoming one of the monsters you used to slay, but vampiric powers are no substitute for actual parenting skills. More than 830 years later, Raizel remains completely helpless in the face of human cuteness and wants to adopt everything that moves. Thank goodness Frankenstein has all that practice caring for children.

5 Circuitry and Sentiments Raizel wants Frankenstein to get some rest. Collaboration with qdeanna.

43 Thy Daily Ramyeon » Tumblr event oneshot collection. Cats, cherries, school dance preparations, bedtime stories, SCIENCE, Raskreia not putting up with this nonsense, picking up a literal chick, obligatory chibi fic, more cats, spoiling the children & a hot springs episode.

40 Adventures in Babysitting » Shadow Man found Blues unconscious during the battle against the Stardroids, his body severely damaged... and a hyper energy crystal in place of his black heart. Trying to keep his first project alive like it or not, Dr. Wily didn't realize hooking his young, impressionable ultimate creation up to a skilled manipulator was a terrible idea.

4 Songbird Strange nobles standing around in deserted manors singing wordless songs are a pretty good basis for making a contract, actually.

3 Submission Kneeling at his Master's feet, Frankenstein meditates on what he feels. For BFHwantsblood.

5 Someone Waiting There For You » Detective Diary manga missing scene. Shinji Ikari has no combat skills and would be a useless liability putting the rest of them in danger if SEELE was still a threat. That's not the real reason Kaworu doesn't want Kaji and Misato to take him in as part of Gendo's ridiculous little scenario. He might not have learned much science yet, but he does understand the word home.

3 Cell Phones Al Saiduq and Cadis Etrama di Raizel agree that they are amazingly useful human inventions. Nobles and summoning rituals are pretty handy too.