Real Name: Mathew J. P.
Gender: Male
Current Age: 22
Race: Caucasian/White
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Birthday(If you even care to know): November, 24th
Favorite Anime: Bleach, Naruto, Fairy Tail, Wagaya No Oinari-Sama(Our Home's Fox Deity), Campione!, Pandora Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Dragon Z Kai, Digimon, Kill La Kill, Inuyasha, Sonic X, Dance in the Vampire Bund, Hellsing and Hellsing Ultimate, and many more.
Favorite Abridged Series: Dragon Ball Z Abridged by Team Four Star, Sonic F(Sonic X Abridged) by Sonic Paradox, Bleach Abridged by Getsugabridged, and Naruto Abridged by Ninjabridge.
Favorite Music Bands: Linkin Park, Dangerkids, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Nine Lashes, Thousand Foot Krutch, Hollywood Undead, Starset, Papa Roach, Blue Stalhi, Five Finger Death Punch, Lucuna Coil, Evanescence, Staind, Disturbed, Red, Paramore, Abandon All Ships, Green Day, Nickelback, Falling In Reverse, Egypt Central, A Broken Silence, The Receiving End Of Sirens, Manafest, and The Darkest Day.
Favorite Mythical Creatures: Dragons, Hydras, Kitsunes, Werewolves, the usual I'm not above liking phoenixes either.
Favorite Gods and Goddesses from Different Cultures: Inari(Look it up in Japanese Mythology), Anubis(God of Death (and the Underworld I believe) in Egyptian Mythology, Ra and Set(Pronounced Seth)
Favorite Fictional Characters: Rukia Kuchiki, Coyote Stark and Lilinette Gingerback, Tier Halibel, Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck, Ulquiorra Schiffer, Nnoitra Gilga, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Dordoni Alessandro Del Socaccio, Gantenbainne Mosqueda, Tatsuki Arisawa, Captain Gin Ichimaru, Captain Byakuya Kuchiki, Captain Sajin Komamura, Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya, Captain Kenpachi Zaraki, Lieutenant Yachiru Kusajishi, and Captain Jushiro Ukitake from Bleach; Sonic the Hedgehog, Shadow the Hedgehog, and Miles "Tails" Prowler, from The Sonic the Hedgehog Franchise; Spyro and Cynder from The Legend of Spyro Franchise; Alice A.K.A the Blood-stained Black Rabbit from Pandora Hearts; Flamedramon from Digimon Adventure 02 and Renamon from Digimon Tamers; Vulpix, Ninetales, Articuno, Cyndaquil, Quilava, Typlosion, Grovyle, Torchic, Blaziken, Mudkip, Ralts, Kirlia, Gardavoir, Latias, Latios, Riolu, Lucario, Gallade, Darkrai, Shaymin, Zorua, Zoroark, Hydreigon, Reshiram, Fennekin, Braixen, Delphox, Grenadier, Sylveon, and Yvetal from the Pokemon Franchise; Kurama AKA Kyuubi from Naruto and Naruto Shippuden; Kurama from YuYuHakusho; and many more.
Favorite Authors on this site: Alec the Dark Angel, Viperwatcher, Native Avenger, Pokessassin, talkingbirdguy, and Foowd.
Some Special information:
From what I understand about this there is a difference between Morph and Gajinkas,
Morphs are basically bipedals of whatever the species is originally, i.e. a Ninetales Pokemorph when basically be a bipedal Ninetales,
Gajinkas are simply humans with a slight trait of the species they are a Gajinka of, i.e. an absol gajinka can look completely human except they have an absol's horn on their head.
Some Pokemon Pairings I would support (Whether regular, Gajinka or Morph, just as long as they are straight*):
Human X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Ninetales X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Any Eeveelution X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Female Articuno X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Mewtwo X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Houndoom X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Sceptile X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Blaziken X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Mightyena X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Flygon X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Absol X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Latios X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Latias X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Lucario X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Darkrai X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Serperior X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Zoroark X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Female Delphox X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
Greninja X Any of the Following and the previous evolutions of them if they have one - Human, Ninetales, Any Eeveelution, Female Articuno, Mewtwo, Houndoom, Sceptile, Blaziken, Mightyena, Flygon, Absol, Latios, Latias, Lucario, Darkrai, Serperior, Zoroark, Female Delphox, Greninja
*I am not against gay relationships, I am just believe that it should only be seen, in real life and on tv, and maybe on the radio, I just fucking tired of seeing it in fanfiction, Seriously people Ken Ichijougi X Owikowa from Digimon adventure 02, WTF! What The Actual Fuck!
My ideal plot for a Pokemon fanfiction: Human Falls in love with Pokemon, Pokemon dies prematurely, human is desperate to have their pokemon lover back, higher power offers to bring him/her back if he/she relinquishes their humanity, story can not take place in anime world, story has an actual plot not just pointless smut, Story can not end with a tragedy, story can not have trainers, story has to have a competent antagonist, preferably becomes the same species as the pokemon lover, The sequel has the couple end up having a kid and he ends up going through the same dilemma as his/her parents. Currently my ideal pokemon choice for this would be a female Greninja with the human lover being a adolescent male. That is my ideal plot for a Pokemon fanfiction.
Hopefully someone will read this and make it someday.
Anime Original Sound Tracks I love:
Bleach:
No. 1: A06
No. 2: Attack On The Beat
No. 3: BL_86
No. 4: Incantation
No. 5: Invasion
No. 6: Nightmare
No. 7: On The Precipice Of Defeat
No. 8: Quincy's Craft
No. 9: Stand up be Strong
No. 10: Treachery
No. 11: What can you see in their eyes
No. 12: Enemy Unseen
No. 13: Shadow's Masquerade
No. 14: Fade To Black B13a
No. 15: Soundscape to Ardor
No. 16: Revelation
No. 17: Chokkaku
Blue Exorcist/Ao No Exorcist
No. 1: Kekkai
No. 2: Exorcist
Fairy Tail:
No. 1: Dragon Force
No. 2: Sannin No Dragonslayer
Naruto and Naruto Shippuden:
No. 1: Strong and Strike
No. 2: Kokuten
No. 3: Blind Animal
No. 4: Crimson Flames (Kouen)
No. 5: Girei(Pain's Theme)
No. 6: Hyakurai
No. 7: Lightning Speed
No. 8: Night Attack
No. 9: Orochimaru's Fighting Theme
No. 10: Rising Dragon
No. 11: Hurricane Suite
No. 12: Stalemate
No. 13: Kotoamatsukami
No. 14: Douten
No. 15: Saika
No. 16: Avengers 2
No. 17: Rinkai
Pandora Hearts
No. 1: Bloody Rabbit
No. 2: Pandora Hearts
Top 10 Favorite Kanto Pokemon Evolutionary Lines:
No. 1: Vulpix/Ninetales
No. 2: Eevee/Vaporeon/Jolteon/Flareon
No. 3: Charmander/Charmeleon/Charizard
No. 4: Pidgey/Pidgeotto/Pidgeot
No. 5: Growlithe/Arcanine
No. 6: Dratini/Dragonair/Dragonite
No. 7: Squirtle/Wartortle/Blastoise
No. 8: Gastly/Haunter/Gengar
No. 9: Staryu/Starmie
No. 10: Caterpie/Metapod/Butterfree
Top 10 Favorite Johto Pokemon Evolutionary Lines:
No. 1: Espeon/Umbreon
No. 2: Cyndaquil/Quilava/Typhlosion
No. 3: Totodile/Croconaw/Feraligatr
No. 4: Larvitar/Pupitar/Tyranitar
No. 5: Houndour/Houndoom
No. 6: Chikorita/Bayleef/Meganium
No. 7: Bellossom
No. 8: Sunkern/Sunflora
No. 9: Hoppip/Skiploom/Jumpluff
No. 10: Miltank
Top 10 Favorite Hoenn Pokemon Evolutionary Lines:
No. 1: Torchic/Combusken/Blaziken
No. 2: Treecko/Grovyle/Sceptile
No. 3: Mudkip/Marshtomp/Swampert
No. 4: Absol
No. 5: Poochyena/Mightyena
No. 6: Trapinch/Vibrava/Flygon
No. 7: Taillow/Swellow
No. 8: Bagon/Shelgon/Salamence
No. 9: Ralts/Kirlia/Gardevoir
No. 10: Tropius
Top 10 Favorite Sinnoh Evolutionary Lines:
No. 1: Riolu/Lucario
No. 2: Leafeon/Glaceon
No. 3: Shinx/Luxio/Luxray
No. 4: Buizel/Floatzel
No. 5: Starly/Staravia/Staraptor
No. 6: Gible/Gabite/Garchomp
No. 7: Gallade
No. 8: Turtwig/Grotle/Torterra
No. 9: Froslass
No. 10: Chimchar/Monferno/Infernape
Top 10 Favorite Unova Pokemon Evolutionary Lines:
No. 1: Zorua/Zoroark
No. 2: Rufflet/Braviary
No. 3: Snivy/Servine/Serperior
No. 4: Sandile/Krokorok/Krookodile
No. 5: Deino/Zweilous/Hydreigon
No. 6: Pawniard/Bisharp
No. 7: Larvesta/Volcarona
No. 8: Litwick/Lampent/Chandelure
No. 9: Joltik/Galvantula
No. 10: Sewaddle/Swadloon/Leavanny
Top 10 Favorite Kalos Pokemon Evolutionary Lines:
No. 1: Fennekin/Braixen/Delphox
No. 2: Froakie/Frogadier/Greninja
No. 3: Sylveon
No. 4: Litleo/Pyroar
No. 5: Tyrunt/Tyrantrum
No. 6: Phantump/Trevanant
No. 7: Espurr/Meowstic
No. 8: Hawlucha
No. 9: Noibat/Noivern
No. 10: Goomy/Sliggoo/Goodra
Top 10 Favorite Alola Pokemon Evolutionary Lines:
No. 1: Alola Form Vulpix/Alola Form Ninetales
No. 2: Rockruff/Lycanroc(Sun and Moon Form)
No. 3: TBA
No. 4: TBA
No. 5: TBA
No. 6: TBA
No. 7: TBA
No. 8: TBA
No. 9: TBA
No. 10: TBA
Top 10 Favorite Mega Evolutions:
No. 1: Mega Lucario{STC}
No. 2: Mega Blaziken{STC}
No. 3: Mega Gallade{STC}
No. 4: Mega Absol{STC}
No. 5: Mega Charizard X{STC}
No. 6: Mega Mewtwo Y{STC}
No. 7: Mega Sceptile{STC}
No. 8: Mega Garchomp{STC}
No. 9: Mega Pidgeot{STC}
No. 10: Mega Swampert{STC}
Top 10 Favorite Legendary Pokemon:
No. 1: Darkrai{STC}
No. 2: Articuno{STC}
No. 3: Latios{STC}
No. 4: Latias{STC}
No. 5: Yvetal{STC}
No. 6: Reshiram{STC}
No. 7: Victini{STC}
No. 8: Shaymin{STC}
No. 9: Keldeo{STC}
No. 10: Mewtwo{STC}
Top 10 Favorite Pokemon Evolutionary Lines (F.Y.I. I View Legendaries as Singular Evolution Line Pokemon and I'm Including Mega Evolutions too):
No 1: Riolu/Lucario/Mega Lucario{STC}
No 2: Zorua/Zoroark{STC}
No 3: Torchic/Combusken/Blaziken/Mega Blaziken{STC}
No 4: Rockruff/Lycanroc(Sun Form and Moon Form){STC}
No 5: Fennekin/Braixen/Delphox{STC}
No 6: Vulpix/Ninetales/Alola Form Vulpix/Alola Form Ninetales{STC}
No 7: Latios/Mega Latios{STC}
No 8: Darkrai{STC}
No 9: Latias/Mega Latias{STC}
No 10: Treecko/Grovyle/Sceptile/Mega Sceptile{STC}
Top 3 Favorite Bug Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Genesect{STC}
No. 2: Scyther/Scizor/Mega Scizor{STC}
No. 3: Larvesta/Volcorona{STC}
Top 3 Favorite Dark Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Darkrai{STC}
No. 2: Zorua/Zoroark{STC}
No. 3: Greninja(Frogadier/Froakie){STC}
Top 3 Favorite Dragon Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Latias/Mega Latias/Latios/Mega Latios{STC}
No. 2: Reshiram{STC}
No. 3: Vibrava/Flygon(Trapinch){STC}
Top 3 Favorite Electric Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Shinx/Luxio/Luxray{STC}
No. 2: Jolteon(Eevee){STC}
No. 3: Joltik/Galvantula{STC}
Top 3 Favorite Fairy Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Alola Form Vulpix/Alola Form Ninetales{STC}
No. 2: Sylveon(Eevee){STC}
No. 3: Flabebe/Floette/Florges{STC}
Top 3 Favorite Fighting Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Riolu/Lucario/Mega Lucario{STC}
No. 2: Combusken/Blaziken/Mega Blaziken(Torchic){STC}
No. 3: Gallade/Mega Gallade(Ralts/Kirlia){STC}
Top 3 Favorite Fire Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Vulpix/Ninetales{STC}
No. 2: Litten/?/?{STC}
No. 3: Torchic/Combusken/Blaziken/Mega Blaziken{STC}
Top 3 Favorite Flying Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Articuno{STC}
No. 2: Yvetal{STC}
No. 3: Rufflet/Braviary{STC}
Top 3 Favorite Ghost Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Giratina{STC}
No. 2: Honedge/Doublade/Aegislash{STC}
No. 3: Phantump/Trevenant{STC}
Top 3 Favorite Grass Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Snivy/Servine/Serperior{STC}
No. 2: Treecko/Grovyle/Sceptile/Mega Sceptile{STC}
No. 3: Leafeon(Eevee){STC}
Top 3 Favorite Ground Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Trapinch/Vibrava/Flygon{STC}
No. 2: Sandile/Krokorok/Krookodile{STC}
No. 3: Marshtomp/Swampert/Mega Swampert(Mudkip){STC}
Top 3 Favorite Ice Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Alola Form Vulpix/Alola Form Ninetales{STC}
No. 2: Articuno{STC}
No. 3: Glaceon(Eevee){STC}
Top 3 Favorite Normal Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Arceus{STC}
No. 2: Rufflet/Braviary{STC}
No. 3: Litleo/Pyroar{STC}
Top 3 Favorite Poison Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Skrelp/Dragalge{STC}
No. 2: Budew/Roselia/Roserade{STC}
No. 3: Gastly/Haunter/Gengar/Mega Gengar{STC}
Top 3 Favorite Psychic Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Mewtwo/Mega Mewtwo X/Mega Mewtwo Y{STC}
No. 2: Lugia{STC}
No. 3: Latias/Mega Latias/Latios/Mega Latios{STC}
Top 3 Favorite Rock Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Tyrunt/Tyrantrum{STC}
No. 2: Archen/Archeops{STC}
No. 3: Aerodactyl/Mega Aerodactyl{STC}
Top 3 Favorite Steel Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Lucario/Mega Lucario(Riolu){STC
No. 2: Pawniard/Bisharp{STC}
No. 3: Mawile/Mega Mawile{STC}
Top 3 Favorite Water Type Pokemon:
No. 1: Froakie/Frogadier/Greninja{STC}
No. 2: Buizel/Floatzel{STC}
No. 3: Vaporeon(Eevee){STC}
Now here's a little game for you: You'll need your favorite drink and something that you can watch online videos on. How you play is simple, watch the first 10 episodes of bleach, every time a new character appears take a sip. Have fun with that!
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List your top ten favorite Spyro the Dragon Franchise characters in order and answer questions.
1. Cynder
2. Spyro
3. Volteer
4. Hunter
5. Ignitus
6. Flame
7. Terrador
8. Cyril
9. Ember
10. Sparx
1 likes 2 and, but they are too scared to ask if it's mutual, what do you do?
Me: Just fucking kiss already *Pushes them into a closet and locks it* you can come out in an hour.
10 is annoying 4 what does 4 do?
I don't know actually, but most likely either ignore him or shoot arrows at him.
5 is 6's father, how do you react?
Me: Can't say I'm surprised, but I can say this, all that's missing is the cheesy, "Flame, I am your Father!" line.
3, and 8 are brothers how does 1 and 2 react?
Spyro and Cynder: *Just stare blankly*
Cynder: You know it makes sense with how they're always bickering with each other.
Spyro: You mean like you and Sparx?
Cynder: *Tic mark forms*
Me: Ha! Way to go Spyro, I think you just signed your own death certificate.
Cynder: *Jumps on Spyro*
Me: Moving on!
Turns out 4 is actually a were-Animal, how do you react?
Me: Please be a were-fox! Please be a were-fox! PLEASE BE A WERE-FOX! ... Hey! I'm a huge fox fan! don't judge me!
Gets bitten*
Me: WTH! Hey, I wasn't ready!
Moving the fuck on!
9 and 1 both like 2, and things are getting tense, what do you do?
Me: I'm gonna make some popcorn for the imminent fight to come. You want some Spyro?
Spyro: I'm good. Thank you.
Me: You know there fighting over you right?
Spyro: Wait they're fighting?! I thought they were sparring!
Me: You didn't notice the the pulling of jewelry and horns and stuff?
Spyro: Sweet mother of the ancestors! *goes to stop the fight*
Me: *Returns with popcorn* This is way better than cable. *Pops a piece of popcorn in mouth*
You are being chased by Apes how does 7 react?
Terrador: *Fires a earth shot at them*
Me: Thanks for saving my life
Terrador: Why were they after you anyway?
Me: I stole their bananas...
Terrador and Me: *silence*
Terrador and Me: *Brake out into hysterical laughter!"
All of 1 through 10 throw you a birthday party, how do you react?
Me: Hey Ignitus, Flame, Ember, Spyro, Cynder... can you light the candles on the cake?
Ignitus, Flame, Ember, Spyro, and Cynder: *Silence*
Me: *Gets a face full of fire* Never mind. *Faints from injuries*
Everyone else: Ancestors! Medic!
Medic: *In a creepy voice* Time for your, examination.
Me: *Sits up abruptly* I'M GOOD!
All of 1 through ten see the skylanders series, how do they react?
Spyro: WHY AM I NOT EVEN CONSIDERED THE MAIN CHARACTER, THIS IS MY FRANCHISE, WTF!
Cynder and Ember: *Throws up when they see what the new spyro looks like*
Cyril, Ignitus, Terrador, and Volteer: So basically we don't exist in this, WTH!
Hunter and Flame (*In unison*): So I don't even get a cameo in this series? Why do you hate me Activision... WHY?!
Sparx: There isn't even any relevant plot here, I mean come on! *Everyone stares at him* Hey I can actually have some good input sometimes!
Spyro: Who are you and what did you do with my brother?
Sparx: *Stares blankly at Spyro, then goes over and attempt to whack him upside the head*
All of 1 through 10 search for fan art of themselves online, how do they react?
Spyro and Flame: *See's porn of both them having sex with each other* *Throws up* "WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!"
Ember and Cynder: *See the same thing but with both of them in place of Spyro and Flame* *Throws up for five minutes consecutively stops then throws up again* "THIS IS SICK AND SHAMEFUL PEOPLE!
Things in Fanfictions I don't get why they Exist:
No. 1 - Yaoi or Yuri: I am OK with Homosexuality in real life and on TV but when people pair characters in one of these relationships when everyone knows there is no way in hell or heaven it would ever happen it make me wonder why... There is no way Spyro or Flame would be anything other than friends or possible brothers, no way in hell Byakuya Kuchiki, Tosen, or Sajin Komamura from Bleach would ever be in relationship together and, no way Tai, Izzy, or Matt would be in relationship together, No way Sonic and Shadow would be in a relationship together and certainly no way in hell frozen over Sonic and Tails would be in a relationship together- COME ON PEOPLE THEY'RE BROTHERS!!!!!
No. 2 - Pikachu's Ketchup Fetish: Where the Hell did this even come from?!
No. 3: Misty's mallet... thing. I'm not even sure what to make of it.
No. 4: People making a retelling of certain games or movies and just adding one small twist, and overall being very unoriginal. I've seen this everywhere in the Pokemon fan-fiction section, you can't go to it and not see a damn 'new pokemon trainer takes on league' cliche at least once a week.
No. 5 - People starting a fan-fiction with only one word or one sentence: This is really wrong to do, this has happened three times in the last year in the Spyro the Dragon Fan-fiction Category and probably a few other categories that I don't check too. I mean... why?! Even I didn't do this, and I found really quickly I don't like to write, but I like to give ideas out to people who do, but even then I got more than a single sentence or word out for the first chapter!
I honestly can't think of anything else yet, but will continue to edit when I think up or find more.
Other stuff you might want to know:
I play Pokemon quite a lot and have a Pokemon Y version and Alpha Sapphire version.
Here is my friend code for anyone who wants it.
3DS Friend Code: 4055 - 4426 - 1513 (at least this should be it)
Pokemon Y Version and Pokemon Alpha Sapphire Avatar Name: Mathew(with a male symbol on the end) Don't Fuckin Copy!