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Just a guy who likes anime

Currently a 21 year old single[ladies and gents ;}] male who works an office job and plays video games; nothing too spicy but I've always loved reading fanfic and I like to write, even if i'm not good at it.

Some of my stories are inspired by existing or past stories of other Authors, having said that all of my stories are original, at least as original as one can be.

I really only want to write Naruto fics but I'm open to others, I'd just have to get informed of whatever it is I want to write about. I believe in the idea of creative exploration and that everyone is good at creating something. I do have a PC so if anyone wants to talk about a story or just chat I have discord.

An interesting fact about me is I'll try and do as much research as I can about a subject I'm writing about even if no one notices, Such as money, plot hoes, techniques and the like.

Probably one of my favorite stories of all time are by Third Fang in "Yet Again With A Little Extra Help" which adds OC's and quite frankly just changes the entire Naruto story to its core but their OC's are so well written that I can't not love it. I also enjoyed "A Simple Teenage Shop Owner" by Angry Owl and "Naruto Namikaze: Kyoka Suigestu" by TheeYellowFlash69

Also a lot of authors will change their characters to fit their story, that's just how things work, be it their overall power or their personality but I think a logical change needs to be made in the story for stuff like that to happen.

They started off beneath the knowledge tree

Then they chopped it down to make white picket fences

They marched along the railroad tracks

And smiled real wide for the camera lenses

They made it past the enemy lines

Just to become enslaved in the assembly lines

This is the order so far that my stories will get updated:

Sage of the Demon Slayer

To Another Bowl of Ramen

There might be more later but that remains to be seen.

I'm a proud follower of the Log.

Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holiness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile

Position: Log Priest

Possible Book of Log Positions:

Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.

and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'

-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'

-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.

you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'

-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'

-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.

-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'

-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

'Once a young boy, he had not believed the words of his old sensei, after all who could believe such a silly senile old man. But as he grew older; becoming a young man of his own, he had seen the miracle that was the log, he himself a non believer at the time, had been saved by the log when on the battle field and from that day onward he worshiped the log and swore to teaching those who did not know of its greatness.'

-book of the log, order of the faithful branch, verses 12-14

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

Thank you and have a OK day or night.

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