22Carmelita plays Candy Crush » I have been tasked with writing down what transpires when a young lady by the name of Carmelita Spats plays Candy Crush Saga. You, however, have no such obligation, so if such a story causes you too much nausea, headaches, and/or uncontrollable yodeling, I urge you to read something happier. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket.

1 dementor daycare viii that magical holiday season is upon us all, so to spread the joy, it's best to...have a christmas party with a bunch of spirited children, right?

1 dementor daycare vii one of the daycare's regular staff members is sick. accommodations must be made, but will that go well?

1 these sins are mine and i've done wrong » two-shot. credence and modesty break their mother's rules and sneak a cat into the house.

2 fireworks and fireflies and other firsts it's the fourth of july, and credence and chastity see fireworks for the first time.

3come to steal my flowering heart » meetcute. credence is caught stealing flowers on the way to the cemetery. the man who owns the flowers misunderstands his intentions.

1 adventures in babysitting maisie and amycus need a night out. while they're gone, jeanne has her hands full.

1 until we touch the sky now that alecto's two, maybe amycus will finally be able to play with her.

2 cranberry wishes more than anything, chastity wants to taste her favorite fruit again.

1 the smoothie stand severus, gellert, and modesty decide to run a lemonade stand. except they don't have lemons, so it'll have to be a smoothie stand.