36 Now Hiring » Got a mean streak? Do you enjoy minionship? One of these positions just might be the dream job for you! Will also include job offers by Emperor Palpatine, Sauron, and Moriarty, to name a few.
Pirates of the Caribbean & Batman Begins/Dark Knight, K, English, Humor & Crime, chapters: 6, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 3, updated: 5/30/2019 published: 10/27/2014
Dear Jim Fifth story in the 2017 Fanfiction Christmas Countdown. After receiving a cryptic letter, Jim decides to give Sherlock a mystery to solve for Christmas. In fact, mysteries are suddenly in uncanny abundance. Can Sherlock solve the real mystery of who is behind them all?
Sherlock, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 3, 12/23/2017, Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, J. Moriarty
6 Christmas with Peter The first story in the 2017 Fanfiction Christmas Countdown! Tony tries to take Peter Parker and Pepper Potts Christmas shopping at the same time. Can Iron Man surmount the challenge of being in two places at once?
Avengers, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 41, follows: 17, 12/19/2017, Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
6Tauriel Tags Along » When Legolas makes a return trip to the real world, Tauriel decides to tag along. Unfortunately some other members of Middle Earth get dragged along too. Sequel to Thranduil Drops In.
Hobbit, K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, updated: 1/6/2016 published: 1/3/2016, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Radagast, Tauriel
7 Have Yourself a Mycroft Little Christmas Tenth story in the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown 2015. Mycroft's umbrella has gone missing and Christmas just won't be the same without it. Set during season 3.
Sherlock, K, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, words: 3k+, favs: 9, follows: 3, 12/22/2015, Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Anthea
195 Survival of the Fellowship » Alternate sequel to LOTR. The fellowship has failed and Sauron has taken over Middle Earth. Understandably, the first targets for his revenge are the little creeps who tried to destroy his precious. All canon characters. Absolutely no OCs whatsoever.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Suspense & Humor, chapters: 27, words: 36k+, favs: 25, follows: 29, updated: 8/13/2015 published: 6/22/2014
19 Crepuscular Incunabula » Supposedly, orcs were once elves who were tortured by Morgoth until they changed their shape. That was in the first age. Can it happen again? This is a crossover between the orc genre and elf zombie/vampire. I had to change the rating to T because the body count started getting too high.
Lord of the Rings & Hobbit, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 22, words: 53k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 2/22/2015 published: 4/25/2014, Saruman, Sauron, Grima W., Nazgul
9 Loki's Diet Loki concocts an evil plot to make all of New York City go on a diet and become thin while Nick Fury concocts an equally evil plot to make everyone fat by means of a powerful cheesecake. Who will triumph? skinny!Loki or fat!Fury? Total randomness. One-shot.
Avengers, K, English, Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 9, 2/2/2015, Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor, Loki, Nick F.
28 Thranduil Drops In » Fed up with all the Mary Sues dropping into Middle Earth, Thranduil decides to pay a visit to the human world.
Hobbit, K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, favs: 32, follows: 15, updated: 1/23/2015 published: 1/7/2015, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Radagast
10 Christmas on Baker Street Eleventh story in the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown. Sherlock and John go shopping...Mrs. Hudson throws a Christmas party...Mycroft gets poisoned...all the usual holiday stuff. Don't worry; no death in this story. No slash, either.
Sherlock, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 4k+, favs: 6, 12/24/2014, Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
5 Gift Receipts Required Eighth story in the Christmas Countdown series. Explains why Father Christmas doesn't bring presents to children during the daytime.
Chronicles of Narnia, K, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 12/21/2014, Father Christmas, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
7 The Sunwheel Sixth story in the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown series. Set shortly after the first movie. The Vikings celebrate Yule with traditional rites such as the sunwheel, a wooden ring lit on fire and rolled down a hill to celebrate the return of the sun. This is actually a very dangerous practice... K plus for some minor language on Astrid's part.
How to Train Your Dragon, K+, English, Humor & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 12/19/2014, Astrid, Stoick, Toothless, Spitelout
11 White Elephant Second story in the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown series. Tony Stark holds a white elephant gift exchange at Stark Tower. All the Avengers are invited. Some other people come too.
Avengers, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 4k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, 12/15/2014, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B., Nick F., Erik S.
7 Hobbit Musical Bilbo Baggins's brilliant plan to produce a musical version of his adventures fails in the planning stage because nobody can decide on the style of music to use. Hobbit cast.
Hobbit, K+, English, Drama & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 7, 9/4/2014, Thorin, Galadriel, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil
11 Revenge of the Jedi "You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." "I don't know, I can imagine a lot." "You'll get it." A dark and almost-forgotten secret from Anakin's past makes effective blackmail material.
Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 7, 7/12/2014, Luke S., Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
7Shmi The truth about Anakin's parentage. With a bonus preview of Episode VII.
Star Wars, K, English, Family & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 4, 6/20/2014
11 A Half-Elven Mishap It isn't easy being only half-elven. Lord Elrond gets into a scrape involving two mischievous sons, an ambitious lieutenant, and some unwanted facial hair.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 10, follows: 5, 5/29/2014, Elrond, Elrohir, Lindir, Elladan