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9To Understand » Therapy sessions with Elrond. The Lord of Imladris struggles to come to grips with his family drama. (Not as funny as it sounds.) Two-shot.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Angst & Family, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 4, updated: 1/29/2017 published: 1/25/2017, Arwen U., Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan
26 Mighty Mjolnir » Various avengers try to pick up Thor's mighty hammer. Will any of them succeed?
Thor, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 9, follows: 14, updated: 5/1/2015 published: 7/3/2014, Agent Coulson, C. Barton/Hawkeye
15 Madame Goldberry Galadriel should have guessed that getting Goldberry a vacation home in Lothlorien was a bad idea. And now Haldir, Rumil, and Orophin must share her suffering. Cowritten with Lily Lindsey-Aubery.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 2k+, favs: 5, 3/8/2015, Galadriel, Haldir, Rúmil
37Best Wishes, Lady Galadriel! » When Galadriel hires Orophin as wedding coordinator, things start to get out of hand. But what can you expect when Orophin never has a clue as to what's going on? Valentine's Day special.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 13, follows: 1, 2/13/2015, Galadriel, Haldir, Celebrian, Rúmil
281A Reasonable Defence » Several dislikable characters write a series of papers defending themselves and their actions. Includes good guys as well as bad guys...for anyone who feels like the world doesn't fully appreciate him.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Parody & Angst, chapters: 21, words: 29k+, favs: 33, follows: 33, updated: 1/22/2015 published: 5/13/2014, Faramir, Sauron, Grima W., Nazgul
8 A Short Novella New Year's Eve special. Elrond endeavours to write a short novella about Estel's happy childhood. He is interrupted frequently. A sequel of sorts to the Annual Imladris Christmas party, but may stand alone.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Family & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 6, 12/31/2014, Aragorn, Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor
13 The Annual Imladris Christmas Party Lord Elrond's plans to make Estel's childhood a happy one appear to be foiled when Gandalf and the Imladris elves call strike.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 7, 12/25/2014, Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Lindir
14 The Darth Mall Day Nine of the FFCC. Darth Vader goes to the mall on Dark Side Friday in quest of the perfect gift.
Star Wars, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 1, 12/22/2014, Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
6 Christmas Night in Arkham When the laws change to force Arkham asylum to hold a traditional Christmas for it's inmates, Rachel recruits Bruce Wayne to sponsor, and attend, the Arkham Christmas party. What with letters to Santa Claus, loud music, and a butler in a Santa costume, it seems that Christmas this year could not only be ridiculous and chaotic, but also dangerous.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight, K+, English, Humor & Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 4, 12/18/2014, Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., J. Crane, Rachel D.
13 The True Christmas Spirit The third story in the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. When Olaf finds a special letter to Santa Claus, he decides to make Prince Hans' Christmas a happy one. Fortunately or unfortunately, things don't turn out exactly as he expects...
Frozen, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 5, 12/16/2014, Hans, Sven, Olaf, Hans' brothers
19 A Morning Visit "Great," thought Erestor. "Now I have my two least favourite people in my room." No slash. Rated for hilarity, violence in the way of pillows and books, vain balrog slayers, abuse of a certain feline, and foul usage of fell language. Warning: Ccgaylord, one of the best literary critics I know, says that this story has "no plot". He is definitely right.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 29, follows: 2, 10/6/2014, Glorfindel, Erestor, Lindir, Elladan
12 Younger Than You Estel is younger than Alderon. Angst/drama/horror/tragedy/crime/enemyship. Warning: Lily Lindsey-Aubery hated this story. Dedicated to Lily, and all those who favourited my story, A Reasonable Defence. Rated for annoying characters, bullying, etc. R&R! To like or not to like...that is the question. :P
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 4, 9/16/2014, Aragorn, Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor
18 To Make A Girl Like You "Who would ever marry you?" exclaimed Tauriel, her cheeks flushed and her eyes sparkling dangerously. "You're so FAT!" The secret to Legolas's angsty past. Rated T for mild violence and some sappiness. Dedicated to all those who have reviewed my story, A Reasonable Defence. :)
Hobbit, T, English, Tragedy & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, 9/11/2014, Legolas, Kíli
19 A Guy Named Rich » When huge armies of orcs and chitauri start entering the galaxy through a mysterious portal, the jedi council knows they need gather their own army...from other fandoms. But to gather such an army requires movie switching and a bi-polar almost-not-quite-an-OC. (Please don't run.) Star Wars/Hobbit/LOTR/Avengers universes, plus a few references to other films thrown in.
Star Wars & Hobbit, K+, English, Angst & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 9, follows: 15, updated: 7/15/2014 published: 7/2/2014, Padmé Amidala, Count Dooku, M. Windu, Thorin
15The Seven Eyes of Sauron » An innocent dinner party becomes the launching of an epic mission, when Gandalf uncovers Aragorn's deep, dark secret. The former Fellowship of the Ring, short one member, becomes a criminal organization, intent on stealing from some of the most influential people in Middle Earth. Rated T for mild violence.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Parody & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 8, follows: 7, updated: 6/24/2014 published: 5/16/2014, Frodo B., Gandalf, Peregrin T., Gimli
7 Why Balrogs Can't Fly The truth about Balrogs.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 920, favs: 4, 6/23/2014
2 Sailing Moon » When a young fairy named Omiel finds one of the three Silmarils, she makes it her mission to return it to its owner. But once she joins up with a peculiar wizard-or, at least, a wizard wannabe, a suspicious dwarf who never can get anyone's name right, an ex-Faramir-fan, a pizza loving snaga, a goth balrog, and many others, she accomplishes a quite different purpose.
Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 11k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 6/15/2014 published: 4/28/2014, Galadriel, Faramir, Saruman, Celeborn
16 A Resort for Random Elves » Galadriel, Elrond, and Gildor simultaneously decide that blonde elves who never do anything important need to take holidays. But when Haldir, Glorfindel, and Gildor himself all go to the Resort for Random Elves, they find it one of the most strenuous experiences of their lives. It seems nutcases don't get along well together. Until Haldir develops a clever plan.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Crime, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 12, follows: 6, updated: 5/16/2014 published: 5/12/2014, Galadriel, Haldir, Glorfindel
11 The Dead Pool Legolas and Thranduil, led by Gollum, go on an epic (or not so epic) quest to throw coins into the dead marshes. But the outcome of their mission isn't exactly what any of them expect. Rated T for scary, disturbing mental images but no more.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Horror, words: 1k+, favs: 13, 5/13/2014, Legolas, Gollum, Thranduil
5 The Force Call Regina Spektor sings a short song about Anakin and Luke Skywalker. Parody of The Call.
Star Wars, K, English, Poetry & Parody, words: 248, favs: 2, 5/11/2014, Anakin Skywalker
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