A white man said "colored people are not allowed here".
A black man stood up and said "listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.
When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you were born you were PINK.
When you grow up your WHITE.
When your sick your GREEN.
When you go in the sun your RED.
When your cold your BLUE.
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you HATE racism
50 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM
1. Put his hair out.
2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.
3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt.
4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”
5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.
6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.
7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.
8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.
9. Sharpie out his emblem.
10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.
11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.
12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.
13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.
14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss
15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.
16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them.
17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns.
18. SHAVE THE MULLET!
19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.
20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.
21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.
22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.
23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?
24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.
25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"
26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self
27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny
28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.
29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.
30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.
31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"
32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.
33. Tell Valerie where he lives
34. Mock his teeny little goatee.
35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.
36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.
37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.
38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!
39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.
40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.
41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!
42. Get him a cat.
43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”
44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.
45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"
46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while.
47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck
48. Tickle him.
49. Wash his suit with red clothes.
50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him
Her dad was a drunk. Her mom was an addict. Her parents kept her locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear. It was old and worn out and had patches of hair. She always talked to it when no one's around. She lays there and hugs it. Not a peep of sound until her parents unlock the door. Some more and more pain she'll have to endure. A bruise on her leg. A scar on her face.Why would she be in such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear and softly cries. She loves her parents. But they want her to die. She sits in the corner quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking?"Such a bad life for a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten for anything she did. Then one night her mom came home high and the poor child was beaten as hours went by. Then her mom suddenly grabbed for a blade. It was sharp and pointy. One that she made. She thrusted the blade right in her chest, "You deserve to die, you worthless piece of s!" The mom walked out, leaving the girl slowly dying. She grabbed her bear and again started crying. Police showed up at the small little house. Then quickly barged in. Everything quiet as a mouse. One officer slowly opened a door to find the little girl lying dead on the floor. It must have been bad to go through so much harm. But at least she died with her best friend in her arms
(add this to your profile if you're against child abuse
A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping then sign your pen name. Ultimix. bloodhungryHalfa. ChopSuzi. alternate-universe-master. TheWhiteTitan. Richard1081.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE, dark-hearted rose, Writer2TheEnd, HistoryNerd ChibiLover123, little miss BANANNA HEAD, TheWhiteTitan, Richard1081
if Hannah Montanna was standing on the edge of a 6 story building about 90 of Americans would have a nervous breakdown. If you are one of the 10 of Americans that is yelling "JUMP BITCH!" copy and paste this in to your profile
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If Edward Cullen was on top of a building about to jump. Copy this if you are in the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!"
Repost if you'd do the same thing if it was Justin Bieber.
Copy and paste this if you are obsessed with Fanfiction.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
10 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF!
1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. ;3
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did.
Add your name to the list, please. It starts after my name.
Liliana Dragonshard, BringbackDannyPhantom, TheWhiteTitan, Richard1081
They Hurt Her
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly?She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. The classmate you just called a disgusting freak? She's dying of cancer. The little girl that you laughed at for sitting in a corner alone? She's an orphan. See that boy doing his homework in home room? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too. See him, the one who wears long sleeves everyday? He covers his arms to hide the scars. See her, with the cheap hand-me-down clothes? Her family can't afford food for half the month, let alone get brand names. That girl who laughs and smiles at every little thing? She cried herself to sleep every night. Wonder why she never lets her friends over to her house? Because she's afraid they'll see her mum passed out drunk on the floor, as always. Or your best friend? She's addicted to drugs, but she can't tell you because you won't understand. The guy who you just ripped the book out of his hands? He was reading about 9/11. His parents died on that day. The woman whose phone you just threw in the toilet? She's waiting for a call saying her sister was found after a kidnapping 4 years ago.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.