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Joined Jun '14

Hello there, I am Thearizona, Rider of the Night Fury Specter, Epic Archer, member to the G.M.A.D.

G.M.A.D Info:

Name: Thearizona, or Arizona, Zona, or Arizo. I will answer to all three.
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Do you write/read HTTYD, ROTG, Brave 2012 and/or Tangled?: read/write HTTYD
What is your favorite movie out of the Big Four?: HTTYD (Both)
Are you A Viking, A Dragon Rider, A Guardian, An Archer, A Sorcerer, A Warrior or All?: A Viking, a Dragon Rider, an Archer, and a Warrior
What kind of Dragon do you have?: Night Fury, male
What is your Dragons name?: Specter
What are you the Guardian of?: N/A
What level Archer are you?: Epic
What level Sorcerer are you?: N/A
What is your Main Weapon/s?: duel xiphos's
What level are you?: Epic
Appearance:
Hairstyle and Color: crew cut, brown
Eye color: Blue
Body type: 6 foot tall, 200 pound wall of muscle
Abilities/Powers: high proficiency in the use of any weapon and in hand-to-hand combat, survivalist in almost any environment, great at improvisation.

And now some things I have found on other people's bios that I thought were good enough to be reposted in my own bio. Yes, it is kind of long but it's all good stuff I swear! Most of it made me laugh.


Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't.


If you are someone who has been or is being bullied, please don't hesitate to send me a PM. I'm always willing to listen to your problems, no matter how stupid or petty they may seem. I will respond as quickly as I can, and I will try to help as much as I can. And remember, no matter how cliche it sounds, you are a wonderful and unique person. No matter what anyone may say, you have the right to be yourself, and you never deserve to be bullied.


Normal vs. HTTYD Fans:

NORMAL PEOPLE: on a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."

HTTYD Fans: will say "The Gods Hate Me!

Normal people: Will hear a whistle and ignore it

How to Train Your Dragon Fans: will hear a whistle and scream "Night Fury! Get Down!"

Normal people: see a mini toothless statue and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"

HTTYD fans: view a toothless mini statuette and scream "Oh my god This is the cutest thing I have now!!!!!!!!!!"

Normal people, when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say: a gun

HTTYD fans: a doctor! More than 5 speeds! A shield!

Normal people, when pursued will: call for anyone to help

HTTYD fans: will call for your dragon.

Normal people: do not know the statistics for the different dragons

HTTYD fans: Nadder: speed 8, armor 16. Zippleback: Attack 11, x2 stealth. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

Normal people: What in God's name!

Fans HTTYD: on behalf of Thor!

Normal people: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing him will not know.

HTTYD fans: will know immediately to show them an eel, scratched them under her neck, give them some dragon-nip or reflect light something to leave them behind you.

Normal people: will buy band posters and such.

HTTYD fans: will search all stores for all HTTYD collectibles, clear an entire shelf in his room for them and make a saddle piece and tail for each figurine and plushy toothless they have.

Normal people: See the movie HTTYD once in the film and maybe once at home.

HTTYD fans: watch the movie again and again until they can recite the entire thing, with the correct tones (example : * Changes in Scottish accent * excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!)

Normal people: whistle a popular song while they work

HTTYD Fans: whistling the theme HTTYD while they work

Normal people: do not really care when the third film is released.

HTTYD fans: will count the days until the premiere youtube and check every day for the next trailer (trailer cursed!!)

Normal people: will give what they can to people as gifts

HTTYD fans: never, under any circumstances, carry a Gronckle egg to someone.

Normal people: when telling someone to change their habits, will be good at it.

HTTYD fans: will say, "You have to stop at all ... this"

Normal people, "Doesn't Astrid mean" asteroid "?

HTTYD fans: *Dreamy tone* "Astrid ..."

Normal people, when in danger: "We're gonna die!!"

HTTYD fans: "the chances of survival are dwindling in the single digits now ..."

Normal people: will "keep calm and carry on"

HTTYD fans: will "keep calm and wait for How to Train Your Dragon 3"

Normal people: do not really care what they use for a belt buckle

HTTYD fans: never use anything similar to bone. EVER!

Normal people:. Wisest quote - "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow The crucial point is to stop questioning" - Albert Einstein

HTTYD fans: 'If you get blasted, you're dead "- Gobber the Belch

Normal people: will skip this

HTTYD fans: Will post this on their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them;) CandyKaty, ZambleTheZombie, SapphireWolf2002, DarknessWolfSpirit346, the Amber Fury, Thearizona


The pledge of a good fanfiction author:

No matter how old the fanfiction is, read it.

No matter how many reviews it already has, review it.

Even if there are no reviews, read the story if you like the summary.

If it is the worst piece of writing out there, do not flame.

NEVER, EVER DELIBERATELY TRASH A PERSON BECAUSE THEIR WRITING IS BAD!

Don't be afraid to speak your mind.

Do not steal ideas.

If you think you do all of those things, copy and paste this into your profile.


Ways to keep a healthy level of insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water when you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Copy and Paste This To Make People who read bios Smile.


1. Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...

2. I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and the chairs and table are bullies and the walls get in my way.

3. Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

5. Say no to drugs; Say yes to tacos.

6. "Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?" " Math."

7. If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise

8. Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade!

Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night...

1. Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.

2. Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before.

3.When the going gets tough, kick whoever made it that way.

4. Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head and rolling her eyes.

6. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.

8. He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.

9. Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say... "WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!"

10. Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.

11. If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way, you're still gonna regret it, so why not just do it?

12. A mechanic once told someone, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

13. A drunken man once said this to a cop. "Here Officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

14. Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

15. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

16. Best friends for life! ...or at least 'till our next fight.

17. Isn't it funny how a heart shape is just two teardrops upside down?

18. I'm only smiling 'cos I have no idea what's going on.

19. I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"

20. People say life's short. I say I'm shorter.

22. What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you realize that you're on fire? Do you remember to stop, drop and roll? Or do you just start running around in circles, screaming, "I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!"

23. I was never anyone's friend in the first place, therefore I can't be called a traitor.

25. Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world!

26. Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.

27. I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying.

29. War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

30. Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

31. I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies.

32. Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK!

33. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

34. OMG! THE RAIN'S WET! -I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!

35. ADOSH: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing.

37. God made men first, then he had a better idea!

38. Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

39. I reject your reality and substitute my own.

40. Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.

41. I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.

42. I'm cute...now give me my cookies.

43. Boys in books are just...Better!

44. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

45. You couldn't handle me...even in your wildest dreams.

46. ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END! .

47. You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

49. If you make a OC you use your brain for something useful.

50. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

51. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

52. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

53. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

54. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

55. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

56. "Go to hell" "Only if your driving. I call shotgun"

57. You never noticed the numbers reset.


Info about me:

Age: twenty-something

Gender: Male

Location: United States of America

Car: 1987 Ford Bronco II ‘Bruce’

favorite movies: How to Train Your Dragon 1&2, Black Hawk Down, We Were Soldiers, Air Force One, Fury, The Shawshank Redemption, The Mummy 1-3, the first six and the three new Star Trek movies, war movies in general...shall I go on? I love movies what can I say.

favorite games: Halo all of them, Call of Duty almost all of them, Battlefield almost all of them, Apache Air Assault, Assassins Creed many of them, World of Tanks, World of Warships, War Thunder, Just Cause 2&3, Sniper Elite V2, Borderlands, Civilization III, Hearts of Iron 4, almost any FPS, RTS, or TBS style game...that about does it for games.

Favorite books: Anything Clive Cussler(RIP), military history books.

Tumblr page: zonaasier. tumblr. com/

Wattpad page: wattpad. com/ user/ thearizona

AO3: archiveofourown. org/ users/ Thearizona

Is this all I'm going to give out: yes

Will I give out more info in the future: No, the rest is classified beyond belief


Semper Fi,

Thearizona

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