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56Itachi's Boy »
To Sasuke, Itachi was both Mother and Father as well as older brother. Oneshots of a world where Fugaku and Mikoto died fighting against the Kyuubi during the Kyuubi attack. Not all will be in Chronological Order.Naruto, K+, English, Family, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 425, follows: 426, updated: 8/19/2017 published: 7/24/2017, Sasuke U., Itachi U.
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Brotherhood and the Will of Fire
After the night of Mizuki and the scroll comes Naruto's first morning as a ninja of the Leaf.Naruto, K, English, Family, words: 790, favs: 106, follows: 68, 8/11/2017, Naruto U.
52I Would Rather That it Was Just Blue Skin Instead »
The Incredible Nightcrawler encounters some of the dangers endemic to being a fur covered individual that works in a school full of children and people who may as well be children.X-Men, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 1k+, favs: 152, follows: 131, updated: 8/10/2017 published: 2/29/2016, Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Kurt W./Nightcrawler, James H./Wolverine/Logan
92What's a Burger? »
Young Hashirama and Madara - whose first friendship has not yet broken up - end up in the future thanks to Konohamaru. Rather than having been brought somewhere sensible, some time where they could run into people who actually knew them in life, they're skipped past all that and land in the reign of the Nanadaime; which may as well be an alien world as far as they're concerned.Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 16k+, favs: 419, follows: 477, updated: 8/9/2017 published: 7/20/2017, Madara U., Hashirama S., Boruto U., Shikadai N.
518Uzumaki and Uchiha »
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 12, words: 22k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 8/9/2017 published: 8/15/2011, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
159Uchiha Kushina »
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.Naruto, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 8k+, favs: 533, follows: 595, updated: 8/8/2017 published: 6/19/2012, Sasuke U.
157The Perpetual Narutositting Mission »
The marriage contract made with the Uzumaki at Konoha's Founding was supposed to have been a symbolic gesture on the Uchiha's part. Then Itachi got desperate to stop the Massacre, and the Hokage decided to take advantage of the situation in order to get Naruto an Unpaid caretaker who can't quit. The very straight Uchiha Itachi is now stuck as "Mrs. Uzumaki" for the next five years.Naruto, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 654, follows: 698, 8/7/2017, Naruto U., Itachi U., Hiruzen S., Shisui U.
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The Assassin »
The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...Harry Potter & Naruto, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 879, favs: 213, follows: 94, updated: 8/3/2017 published: 6/3/2013, C. Binns, Hiruzen S., Homura M.
218Making it Up to Sensei's Son »
Rather than finding himself in the afterlife when he'd sacrificed his life to help defeat Kaguya, Obito woke up to find himself in the past. Needing a new purpose in life, the not-entirely-reformed Obito decides to make it up to Naruto for having destroyed the boy's life the day he was born and give him the happiest childhood ever. If it costs a few lives along the way, too bad.Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 8/1/2017 published: 7/12/2017, Naruto U., Obito U.
571Just Check Both »
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.Naruto, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 15, words: 3k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 7/31/2017 published: 9/5/2010, Naruto U.
815Minimum Requirement »
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.Naruto, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 9, words: 12k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 7/30/2017 published: 5/1/2013, Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
124Be Careful What You Wish For »
Fugaku gets one of the things he's wanted for the longest time, and realizes he's come out the worse in the bargain ("Damn you Sarutobi!"). Not only does he have to deal with his clan and a suspicious village that isn't ready to let bygones be bygones after only five years, but there's also some time travelers whose carefully laid plans have just been shot to hell running around...Naruto, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 14k+, favs: 554, follows: 577, updated: 7/30/2017 published: 7/28/2017, Sasuke U., Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
138This Wasn't the Birthday I Was Expecting »
Naruto thinks it's a birthday surprise gone badly wrong which will only end when he finds where his birthday present has been hidden. Boruto and Himawari are desperate to get back to their own time. And, thanks to a misunderstanding, Hyuuga Hiashi is torn between arranging a shotgun wedding between Naruto and his twelve year-old daughter Hinata, or just using the shotgun on Naruto.Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 4, words: 9k+, favs: 580, follows: 669, updated: 7/17/2017 published: 7/11/2017, Naruto U., Hiashi H., Boruto U., Himawari U.
52 Death First!
Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Horror, words: 533, favs: 453, follows: 168, 7/9/2017, Naruto U.
59 Man's Absolute Most Bestest Friend
Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 140, favs: 343, follows: 137, 7/8/2017
46 Why Time Traveling is Inadvisable
Naruto and Sasuke decide to combine the Oiroke Jutsu and Time Travel to pull a prank on their previous incarnations. It backfires. Spectacularly.Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 963, favs: 449, follows: 231, 7/2/2017, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
46 The Fallout From Naruto's First Kiss
How a certain incident could've gone if it had been Hanabi who had the crush on Naruto.Naruto, K, English, Humor, words: 653, favs: 525, follows: 283, 7/1/2017, Naruto U., Hinata H., Hanabi H.
100Who the Heck is Naruto? »
Senju Hashirama, Konoha's first Hokage, has a village to run. If people would just get out of his way and let him that is. And, who the heck is this Uzumaki Naruto character they keep mentioning anyway?Naruto, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 397, follows: 470, updated: 6/30/2017 published: 6/21/2017, Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Hashirama S.
370 Of the Day's Annoyances »
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?Naruto, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 7, words: 5k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 6/29/2017 published: 5/27/2011, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H.
81Team Tobi »
Obito finds that he's not above a bit of petty revenge when he steals something from Kakashi that he knows that the man will dearly miss out of spite. Three somethings actually. Three somethings whose names happen to be Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura who are now the unwilling students of "Tobi" and unwilling Genin of Amegakure after having been taken while returning home from Wave.Naruto, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 9k+, favs: 559, follows: 593, 6/29/2017, Kakashi H., Obito U., Pain/Pein, Team Seven