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183Midgets and Mooncalves »
All the cool kids are putting up fragments of stories. I'm cool - my mommy told me so - so I'm doing it, too!X-overs, M, English, chapters: 20, words: 19k+, favs: 140, follows: 135, updated: 2/27/2022 published: 10/28/2014
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Master-1
They didn't respect anyone who wasn't useful in a fight. First impressions can be misleadng.Worm, T, English, Drama, words: 20k+, favs: 592, follows: 480, 2/12/2022
68 The Unwanted Fiance »
You've seen the stories where two strangers are forced together by a marriage contract. They resist it and resent it but eventually fall deeply in love. This isn't that story. NB: Each chapter has been revised; see inside.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 32k+, favs: 321, follows: 139, updated: 4/25/2021 published: 7/26/2020, Harry P.
124 Booty »
To the victor go the spoils. But if you don't grab what's in front of you when you have the chance, you'll end up with nothing.Harry Potter, T, English, Drama, chapters: 3, words: 16k+, favs: 691, follows: 595, updated: 4/1/2017 published: 11/10/2014, Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D.
10 Hope
Hope may be the most terrific influence on anyoneWorm, T, English, Sci-Fi & Drama, words: 6k+, favs: 70, follows: 36, 6/10/2015, OC
84Focus
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 861, follows: 438, 4/2/2015, [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
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Revolutionary Girl Luna
The Rose Bride is there to be won, and nothing will get in Luna's way!Harry Potter & Utena, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 89, follows: 30, 2/15/2015, Harry P., Luna L.
34 Inheritances
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 271, follows: 111, 1/20/2015
14 Black Hands »
Mix a dark suspense series and a romantic comedy series? You can try, but you'll never wash the sin from your hands.Love Hina & Noir, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 9k+, favs: 48, follows: 50, updated: 10/18/2014 published: 9/26/2014, Keitaro U., Shinobu M.
495 Something Like Your Family »
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model familyHarry Potter, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 3, words: 13k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 929, updated: 9/25/2014 published: 1/15/2011, Harry P.
39 The Calling
You don't do it for the money or the acclaim. You don't even do it because you love it. You do it because it's what you were born to do.Harry Potter, T, English, Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 126, follows: 58, 7/31/2014
49 A Ride into the Mountains
The first train ride up to the school was a chance to meet people and learn things.Harry Potter, T, English, Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 146, follows: 61, 7/24/2014, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
31 The Greatest Wizard of the Age
A straight reading of canon suggests that Dumbledore is an evil manipulator. That's not the only explanation.Harry Potter, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 137, follows: 55, 5/16/2014, Albus D.
11 Hydrophobia »
Washing away the blood doesn't make you cleanKick-Ass, M, English, Drama & Tragedy, chapters: 2, words: 9k+, favs: 34, follows: 17, updated: 5/3/2014 published: 4/26/2014, Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass
56 A Smarter Halloween
YAHF. Not a smart idea.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 203, follows: 130, 2/13/2014, Xander H., Harry P.
100 Crack Investigator »
The tale of the best investigator in magical historyHarry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 8k+, favs: 439, follows: 169, updated: 2/8/2014 published: 12/5/2012, Harry P., Luna L.
190 The Challenge of the Goblet
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 461, 12/26/2013, Harry P., Hermione G.
47 Vegas Surprises
A twisted response to a challenge, and you may take that any way you like.Harry Potter, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 277, follows: 146, 9/12/2013, Harry P., OC, Remus L.
21 Shotgun
Sometimes you do things not because it's right or because you want to but because someone makes you.Kick-Ass, T, English, Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 62, follows: 23, 8/10/2013, Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mr. Lizewski
209 Unfortunately Unbreakable »
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 19k+, favs: 814, follows: 421, updated: 3/16/2013 published: 3/6/2013, Harry P., Pansy P.