(I wrote this profile when I was 12. Please forgive me.)
Hey Everyone! I just logged in for the first time ever!! _ SO EXCITED!!! So anyway if u happen to stumble on my profile know that Im currently NOT writing any story! But I might someday ;) who knows?? So.. heres something u might wanna now about me (OR NAWWWW):
Age: 14 (Yes, I lied about my age)
Favorite colour: Purple
More: I totally hate steryotypers, haters and racist people (like seriously, dont even talk to me if your one of those three, one of my best friends is angolan and were BFF)
My fandoms? Woooow thats difficult... My obcessions change, like, every day, but If I had to choose one to tally worship it would be Percy Jackson. Seriously, I LOVE HIM TO DEATH!!
My other ones would be..:
Percy Jackson (already said that but who cares?)
Rise Of the Guardians (I'm going to include HTTYD, Brave, Tangled, and Frozen in there because many of my ships are crossovers.)
(I know that there arent that many but how probably tomorrow Im gonna be here again with ten new obcessions... -.- )
Percy/(Just about anyone except Perthena, sorry guys I hate it)
By the way I totally love crossovers like PJ/HP, except for stories only Nico goes to Hogwarts, for me, if one has to come, ALL go, PJ/Maximum R. , If u are actually having the patience to read all this and have any good story from those crossovers u dont mind sharing, yours or not, PM me ;)
Rise of the Guardians:
Hermione??? ( LOOOOL JUST REALIZED WHAT HARRY/HERMIONE ... PAHAHAHAH)
Sorry guys. For me its just FAX forever and ever!
(What I said up on Percy Jackson is applied here as well. Percy/Max is totally ok for me in a crossover. If u can find a story in which Percy is part of the Angel Experiment, gets wings and haves to go back to CHB Ill worship u to death)
Soooo thats all about me! Find a cool crossover and have the patience to share it? Ill thank u a ton!
Luv u guys!
My pledge to PJ
I promise to remember Percy whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go
'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What the heck am I doing,
Talking to you?'
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kind of wanted to be a VAMPIRE.
4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kind of like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler
5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
11.) “Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown
12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown
13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!
15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.
21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...
24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make him or her public
26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.
27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
30.) Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
34.) Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship.
35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the Internet
37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
40.) Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
41.) Bella: Don't make me bite you! Me: So, you're a cannibal?
42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires
44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke
51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.
55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.
56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.
59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!
60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lotm
61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
64.) I do what cheerios tell me.
65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (Ha-ha just like Edward Cullen!!)
67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. Voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! Me: That wasn’t my fault!! It was poor construction... I SWEAR!! Don’t look at me like that...
68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKING AWSOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Will tell you that you're a great singer even if you're terrible BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you that you suck.
FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this
I believe in God the Father, Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth.
And in Jesus Christ, his only begotten Son, our Lord.
Who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the Virgin Mary;
Suffered under Pontius Pilate; was crucified, dead and buried: He descended into hell;
The third day he rose again from the dead;
He ascended into heaven, and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty;
From thence he shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Ghost.
I believe in the holy catholic church (catholic means united), the communion of saints,
The forgiveness of sins,
The resurrection of the body,
And the life everlasting. Amen.
If you believe every word, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list: thewayfaringstrangers, Nimrodel626, enchantress99 Daughter-of-Athena-2358
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey,Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, enchantress99
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile
iIf you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11,Queen of Fantasy,Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, enchantress99
f you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
You know you're obssesed with PJO when:
You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times
You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times
Your BFF calls you geek because you sit around and talk about PJO
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.
All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.
Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead
You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :-P)
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your favorite fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
When she reached the alley, which was a
cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
man standing at the end as though he
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and arrived
The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been raped in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the
She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.
The police asked her if she would be
at a lineup to see if she could identify
She agreed and immediately pointed out
she had seen in the alley the night
When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
two tall men walking on either side of
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
will not stand up for God?
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost
I love my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...He had no army, yet kings feared Him...He won no military battles, yet He conquered the World...He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. "He is not here, for He is risen."
I am a Christian, and I am proud of it. It doesn't matter who you are or where you came from. It doesn't even matter if I know you personally or not. Jesus Christ died out of His love for you and me, and I want to live showing others His unchanging, never-ending love. I love all of you guys so much.
If you think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him and thank him while he's alive.