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Kyd Wykyd PM
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Joined Jul '14

Hey guys! I'm a big Transformers Animated, Teen Titans, Young, Naruto and Bleach fan!

I'm 14 years old and I have to many things to obsess over, but I enjoy every minute of it!

My name begins with an M and thats all I'm saying (It's pretty rare so good luck!)

My devaintart is kydwykkyd1.

Also, I'm a huge fan of Arrow and The Flash!

Thank you all fro reading my stories! I really appreciate it! I hope you enjoy!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME!!!!!!!!!! copy and paste.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If your one of those people that reads other peoples profiles, post this on your profile!

If your friends think you are obsessed, post this on your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think High School Musical is evil, and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been told a joke, not gotten it, and then burst out laughing half an hour later when you actually got it, copy & paste this into your profile.

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

10 signs you're adicted to Fanfiction:

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should be squashed by Megatron, copy and paste in your profile.

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!
1. Can recite the entire movies from memory. (Not the whole movie, but sections! And whole episodes!)
2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs. (Not exact specs, but I can tell you Blurr is fastest, Ironhide is toughest, and Perceptor is smartest)
3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.
4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up. (Never done this one...)
5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! (My friends just facepalm.)
6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. (hmm...saw the semi once. it had the blue & red flame decals and everything)
7. Dreams transformer pairings. (Well, not canon pairings)
8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot. (Not a fallen Autobot! Just Starscream, cause my phone can be really cool and really dumb in turns)
9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. (Guilty.)
10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins. (Fraggit...)
11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject.
12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.
13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.
14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her family. (Not the Bay theme songs, but sometimes the one from G1)
15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.
16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons. (I just walked past someone I swear would be Barricade's holoform)
17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her brother. (All the time.)
18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers. (Can't find posters of my fav TFs! WAAAHH)
19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.
20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers. (Well...mine's my original OC)
21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. (How can you not?)
22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.
23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade. (I don't sqeal, but I do check cop cars I pass for "To punish and enslave")
24. Acts and pretends to be a Transformer constantly. ( Guilty.)
25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer.

1.) Find yourself calling every semi that you see (regardless the color) 'OPTIMUS PRIME'!!

2.) You find yourself repeating slang terms from Transformes! (slag, frag, glitch...etc.)

3.) When you hear a word remotely similar to an Autobot or Decpticon name...you yell the name out! (bee...'BUMBLEBEE'!)

4.) You can name all the Autobots and/or Decpticons!

5.) Quotes from any continutiy are used in your daily life! ('Son of a Retro-Rat'!)

6.) Your dream car happens to be an alt-mode of a Transformer!

7.) Drawing and/or writing fanfictions of Transformers takes up 60 percent of your daily activities!

8.) You dream about Transformers five days in a row!

9.) All your daydreams relate to Transformers one way or another!

10.) You are afraid of everything police car you see because of Barricade, then realize that it could Prowl, and you try to chase after it, screaming 'Prowl!'

11.) And finally, you get into an arguement with your best friend since grade school because she is a Decpticon and/or Autobot and you are an Autobot and/or Decpticon!

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when...

1) You know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it.

2) When you watch the movie with your friends, you pick characters and act like them.

3) When you see a picture of your favourite characters you start screaming.

4) Your friends are scared of you because of your obsession.

5) People call you weird because you talk about it all the time.

6) You have seen the first movie 10 times or more.

7) Even though you have seen the movie before, you are still amazed when the robots transform.

8) You scream when you see a car that looks like one of the robots.

9) You are convinced that your first car transforms into a super cool robot like Bumblebee.

10) Last of all... You are in love with Prowl!! (or any other bot!)

You know you're a Transfan when...

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its bumblebee.

-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,

-You name your green Jeep Hound

-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.

-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.

-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.

-You used to hate technology and now you love it.

-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.

-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.

-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.

-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.

-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.

-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.

-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.

-You get an Autobot tattoo..

-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.

-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.

-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.

-You know each song ever used in TF.

-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.

-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.

-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.

-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.

-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.

-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Skyfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.

-You are known as General Jazz.

-You call your gun Ironhide.

-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.

-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.

-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.

-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.

-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.

-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.

-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.

-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.

-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.

-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.

-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.

-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.

-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.

-You start trying to talk like Blurr.(I already actually!)

-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.

-You say you are the real Prime.

-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.

-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.

-You use Skyfire as a source for a science paper.

-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.

-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.

-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.

-You call your twin brothers Jetfire and Jetstorm.

-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.

-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.” --or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”

-You separate your family by faction and sub-group.

-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.

-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.

-You call NASA and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.

-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Quintessa or Nebulon or Cybertron.

-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.

-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.

-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.

-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.

-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.

-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.

-You covered your walls with TF pics.

-You call your computer Teletran one.

-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.

-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.

-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.

-You refer soda as Energon as well.

-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.

-You build a model of the Ark.

-You also build a model of the Nemesis.

-You then stage battles between your two new models.

-You want to move to Iacon.

-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.

-You try to do Circuit-su.

-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.

-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix.

-You call your soul a spark now.

-You think the head of congress is really a Quintession.

-You try to build a space bridge.

-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.

-You want Vector Sigma.

-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.

-You join Transformer fanclubs.

-You own a Transformer related site.

-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.

-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.

-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.

-You want every toy even if it means importing it.

-You want Takara’s autograph.

-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.

-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.

-You saw the movie over 25 times.

-You think about the Seekers whenever fighter jets pass overhead.

-You feel like cars are looking for you when you walk past.

-You want an Autobot or Decepticon insignia tatoo.

-You believe that Transformers are real and hiding somewhere.

-You believe that there is something dark about the far side of the moon.

-You refer to Windows Vista as Decepticons and Windows 7 as Autobots.

-You wait for the day when your cell phone transforms

-You believe the 2012 event will be a Decepticon invasion

-You believe your TF OCs are real

-You read this entire list

114 Signs You're Too Much of a Transfan by Artisan Brown

1. NASA wants you to stop asking about the location of Cybertron.

2. You're very suspicious of that blue toy truck you got for your birthday.

3. When you visited Detroit, you sat just outside the warehouse district with a pair of binoculars until security came and dragged you away.

4. Screw Team Edward! You're Team Prime!

5. You frequently talk to your car.

6. When people ask you why you talk to your car, you begin to laugh insanely.

7. You caress your car with wax monthly, and tell them not to listen to the nice people in white coats who come to your house.

8. You constantly check passing police cars to see if they have “to punish and enslave” on their side.

9. You duck and cover when you're in enormous cities that have jets flying over them.

10. You watch jets through binoculars regularly.

11. It’s a household custom for you to sift through automobile magazines, cut out pictures of cars, put them on the fridge, point at them and say: “That's a robot in disguise, I tell you! IT'S A ROBOT!”

12. You use the universal greeting when confronting hostile individuals.

13. You made oilnog for Christmas.

14. You chase after ambulances and shout: “SPIKE! IS CARLY IN LABOUR?!”

15. You also shout: “RATCHET! COME BACK!”

16. You wallowed in self-pity for days when you didn't see “Transformers” in theaters.

17. When you watched a Discovery Channel documentary about Monkeys, you said: “Trukk not munky.”

18. Your bedroom walls are painted either red or purple or both.

19. All the cookies you bake are in the shape of faction insignias.

20. The US military wants you to stop asking if you can join “N.E.S.T.”

21. You wrote a love letter and signed it “Bulkhead.”

22. You do “the wave” every time you hear the “zoom, zoom” in car commercials.

23. You like peanut butter and JaAm sandwiches.

24. Fanfiction.net has just sent you an e-mail announcing that the Transformers/Beast Wars section has just issued a restraining order against you.

25. Right after that e-mail arrived, DeviantArt forbade you from typing “Transformers” in the search engine.

26. You visited Detroit, looked into the heart of the city, and exclaimed: “Hey, where's Sumdac Tower?! Don't tell me that idiot, Powell, had the thing torn down!”

27. The only reason you watched “Cars” was the fact that you were holding onto the frail hope that a Transformer would make an appearance.

28. When your friend off-handedly mentioned that their great-grandfather was an explorer, you grabbed them by the collar and asked: “Do you have a yellow car?”

29. You walked into Burger King and asked: “Is this Burger Bot?”

30. You made a safety poster about the dangers of playing with Cosmic Rust.

31. Some people tell you you're three-faced.

32. You visited Detroit's police department and was appalled to learn that the captain's name wasn't Fanzone.

33. You won a footrace because you kept thinking: “I gotta warn Cybertron Command about the traitor!”

34. You chase after fire trucks shouting: “FIRE TRUCK! FIRE TRUCK!”

35. You're afraid of red lights.

36. You’re an activist against scrap yards that crush old cars.

37. You frequently proclaim: “I dare to be stupid!”

38. Ever since watching Transformers Animated, you've been afraid of chatspeak.

39. You ogle at police motorcycles.

40. You talk to PlainTalk.

41. When your friend cut the cake and asked “you want a piece?” you responded: “No! I want TWO!” and cackled insanely.

42. You went to the doctor's office and asked: “wHy mY ShoULdeRs hUrT?”

43. You have an emergency “in case of Decepticon attack” kit under your bed, and have a tendency to use it whenever there's a blackout.

44. When your teacher asked you if you threw that strangely Decepticon-like paper airplane, you said: “Yeeees.”

45. You wear your silver house key around your neck.

46. You were disappointed when Father Christmas didn't give you garbage.

47. You bought a scooter and were disappointed when it didn't transform into a Mini-Con.

48. You talk to your scooter anyways and insist that it won't transform until you locate the Autobots' secret base.

49. When you visited the Hoover Dam, you leaned over the edge and kept claiming that the Transformers were going to arrive at “any minute now.”

50. You think that the guys who explored the Northwest Passage were actually kidnapped by Decepticons.

51. You are a practitioner of “Processor over matter.”

52. You have an emergency utility belt consisting of an oil can, a wrench, and Cosmic Rust.

53. When you found a rat in your basement, you immediately called up all your Transfan friends to tell them that Rattrap is in your house.

54. When you saw a skeleton of a Pteranodonin the museum, you said: “Better luck next time, Swoop.”

55. When running after the ice cream truck, you shout: “I scream for Starscream!”

56. You cry at the sight of anything blue and cubed.

57. Whenever you have as stroke of bad luck, you say: “Why universe hate Waspin – I mean, me?”

58. When you were a teenager, your motto was: “mY LiFE iS PAiN!”

59. You look at Barney and think: “Megatron, I have lost what little respect I had for you.”

60. When you introduce yourself, you use the name the “Transformers Name Generator” gave you.

61. You are fluent in “Blurr-ish.”

62. You petitioned to have your town's name changed to “New Kaon.”

63. You are amazed when you meet a pair of twins that don't have a Russian accent.

64. You have a faction insignia painted on the hood of your car.

65. You avoid construction zones.

66. You really hate spiders.

67. When you visit the dinosaur exhibit at the local museum, you grab the leg of the Tyrannosaurus Rex and start to cry: “GRIMLOCK!”

68. You want to be a lumberjack when you grow up.

69. The only reason you have a flowering garden is the hope that you'll attract bumblebees.

70. When preparing a meal, you subconsciously arrange the food products into Transformers faction symbols.

71. You have a discount coupon for Swindle's merchandise.

72. When your friend aced a difficult test, you said: “You got the touch!”

73. You like jazz.

74. When you found an orange plastic fork, you propped it up and exclaimed: “Okay, Space Bridge! Transwarp me to Cybertron!”

75. You genuinely believe you can get drunk off oil.

76. You call infants “protoforms.”

77. You went to the local dojo and asked: “Can I learn Circuit-Su?”

78. You went to the pet store and asked: “Can I buy a triceratops?”

79. You don't say “men” and “women.” You say “mechs” and “femmes.”

80. When bruise yourself, you say: “Slaggit! I got a dent!”

81. You walked up to a cement truck and asked: “Do you like oil?”

82. You've sent out a radio signal to Lockdown, in the hope that he'll come to earth and give you some nifty weapons.

83. You have dedicated more then three rooms of your home to Transformers merchandise.

84. There are Transformers faction insignias on your underwear.

85. You stare at your cellphone for hours on end, knowing that someday, somehow, the Decepticon will blow his cover.

86. Likewise, you make sure to keep your stereo system under lock and key.

87. People look at you strangely when you say you're a “Trans.”

88. You randomly steal people's glasses to see if the map is on them.

89. When you're being confronted by bullies, you are very annoyed when you discover that your techno-organic powers have not surfaced. Curse that key!

90. You plan to wear a faction insignia on your wedding day, and refuse to marry your future spouse if they don’t share your political views.

91. You're afraid to knock down that wasp's nest, in the fear that Waspinator may be among them.

92. You've said to your doctor: “If you're gonna set Scalpel on me, you can forget about it!”

93. You went to a karate convention and exclaimed: “Hey! Where's Yoketron?”

94. When people criticize your abnormal behaviour as a Transfan, you say: “the funny stays.”

95. When you win Guitar Hero, you exclaim: “Me superior, you inferior!”

96. Scientists have told you on numerous occasions that dinosaurs don't breathe fire.

97. Nor can they transform into robots.

98. Or talk...

99. You're suspicious of cats that wander into your backyard.

100. You don't say “the birds and the bees.” You say “the Laserbeak and the Bumblebee.”

101. Your friends stopped looking at you strangely years ago.

102. You go to the race track, point at the cars, and say: “I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!”

103. You frequently walk around in cardboard boxes, proclaiming that you are a Transformer.

104. Your loved one gave you “Energon Cubes” on a romantic occasion.

105. You suspect Decepticons are the reason why iPhones are known to spontaneously combust.

106. All your handkerchiefs have your faction insignia printed on them.

107. You only use Transformer swears.

108. You stare down the throats of hot chicks, just to make sure they're not Alices in disguise.

109. You stare at the drivers of cars to see if they're holograms.

110. You wear a yellow construction helmet around for no apparent reason.

111. You believe that a guitar is a formidable weapon.

112. You frequently use red or blue eye contacts.

113. When your kid neighbour blows bubbles, you chase them around and shout: “Wait! Transwarp me to Cybertron!”

And the 114th sign that you're too much of a Transfan...

114. The first time you watched a preview, you said: “I am going to hate this."

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don't look at me in that tone!

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?

A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.

What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.

Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?

I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either.

I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

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A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

You know your obsessed with with Transformers when...

-You have a spaz whenever you see a Peterbuilt Semi, Camaro, Hummer, or GMC Truck passes by.

You call your computer Teletran 1.

-Names enemies after Decepticons.

-Uses a Transformers reference whenever possible.

-Whenever talking too fast, says your talking like Blurr.

-Whenever you hear the word Soundwave, you cringe.

-Will never look at a boombox the same ever again.

-You never try to look at a GMC Truck funny, since your afriad it's Ironhide.

-You have dreams where you are a in the Transformers world.

-You've watched Transformers at least 20 times, even more.

-You pray to Primus. (I don't, but my characters often do...)

-You freak out whenever you see a cop car hiding in the shadows, thinking it's Barricade.

-You dont call people creepers or stalkers, you call them Decepticreeps.

-You have joined any Transformers fan clubs.

-You've tried to do Jet Judo, and succedded.

-You've tried Jet Judo, and epicly failed.

-You sing the Transformers theme song everywhere and anywhere.

-You were about to cry when Bumblebee was about to die in DOTM.

-You blame Blackout for most power outages.

-You think that the world is going to end by a Decepticon invasion. (Nah, it's gonna end by Unicron)

-You get annoyed when you say Unicron, and people think you just said Unicorn.

-You hate when people hate on Miko cause she's awsome.

-You think that every evil person in the world is either a Decepticon agent, or a Pretender. (Or at least some of them)

-You think that when the Autobots win the war, it should be declared a national holiday.

-You think the Government is hiding the Autobots somewhere.

-You go to visit Hoover Dam to make sure Megatrons all comfy cozy in layers of ice.

-You annoy your friends and family with your constant Transformers talk.

-Whenever you hear the word decept, you immdediatly think of Decepticons.

-Whenever your friends say the worst thing happened, you ask if Decepticons attacked them.

-You wish your phone was a Transformer. (And sometimes my computer, or my car)

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with Transformers fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

If fan fiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

I had just wrote a whole chapter, but my computer shut down defore I could save it! I typed it up again.

GOOD FRIEND VS. BEST FRIEND

Good Friend-Hands you your shoe if it falls off.
Best Friend-Grabs your shoe and runs around the room with it,screaming "Ha, ha, loser!"

Good Friend-Helps you up if you fall down.
Best Friend-Will stand beside you laughing, because they pushed you you over in the first place.

Good Friend-Will rush over right away to comfort you if you're house burns down.
Best Friend-Will be roasting marshmallows over the coals and flirting with the firemen.

Good Friend-Will pay your bail if you're arrested.
Best Friend-Is sitting in the cell beside you, saying "Wanna do it again?"

Good Friend-Will call your parents by their first names.
Best Friend-Will call your parents 'Mom' and 'Dad'.

Good Friend-Knocks on your door and wits for you to answer.
Best Friend-Walks right in and says "Mom, I'm home!"

Good Friend-Acts like a guest at your house.
Best Friend-Raids your refridgerator and makes themselves at home.

Good Friend-Will watch what's already on the TV.
Best Friend-Will wrestle your little brother for the remote.

Good Friend-Waits for you after school if you get detention.
Best Friend-Will get themselves in trouble just to land themselves in detention to keep you company.

Good Friend-Will help you with your chores.
Best Friend-Will stand behind you and say "You missed a spot."

Good Friend-Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back.
Best Friend-Will lend you money and then charge interest.

Good Friend-Will comfort you if your boyfriend breaks up with you.
Best Friend-Will say "Be right back", go out with a baseball bat, come back at 3:00 in the morning and say "It's all been taken care of."

Good Friend-Will have little "inside jokes" with you.
Best Friend- Will randomly break out laughing because of some "inside joke" you guys had last week.

Good Friend-Will come and get you if you call to say you're lost.
Best Friend-Will call you an idiot for not asking directions.

Good Friend-Will try to talk you out of bungee-jumoing off the Empire State Building.
Best Friend-Will tie the bungee cord themselves and then push you off.

Good Friend-Disagrees if you say words can't hurt you.
Best Friend- Hits you over the head with the dictionary to prove you wrong.

Good Friend-Would give you the last life jacket on a sinking ship.
Best Friend-Would say "I hope you can swim, and if not, I'll really f*ing miss you."

Good Friend-Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "I'm fine" they'll drop it.
Best Friend-Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "i'm fine", they'll look you in the eye and say "Okay, now tell the truth."

Good Friend-Will ask for candy

Best Friend-Will will steal candy and not get caught

Copy and paste this if you wish a Transformer was real and would be your friend/ or ask you out.

Copy and paste this if you think they should bring back TFA.

Copy and paste this if you bawled when prowl died.

Copy and paste this if you can quote Optimus Prime's sayings.

Copy and paste this if someone said your obsessed w/ Transformers(all the time)

Copy and paste this if your friends and family members remind you of characters from your favorite work of fiction

97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

98% of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile!

"The names not Zippy!" Blurr (Transformers Animated)

"Why is everyone looking at me? Why is everyone always looking at me?" Bumblebee (Transformers Animated)

"Who uses ice as a weapon? What are you, a refrigerator?" Bumblebee to Blitzwing (Transformers Animated)

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/wrench/etc out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

If you've ever been on your computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfics, copy and paste this.

If you wished you were a fighter on either the Autobots or Decepticons, copy & paste this to your profile and state whether you're on the Autobots or Decepticons after it in capital letters. DECEPTICONS!

If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from any from the '07 or '09 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should be squashed by Megatron, copy and paste in your profile. (*hands Megatron a list*)

If you talk back to the TV , copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!" Whoo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

if you've ever wished you could go into a book,and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile. (So do!)

if you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile. (Well we're writers. It's an occupational hazard.)

If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile. (That would be so cool!)

If you have a story stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you do your homework while watching TV, copy this into your profile. (Only a few times in the past.)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy and paste this into your profile.

Help Eevee take over the world by posting her on your profile!

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"Music can soothe the savage beast, but a brick to the head can do it faster."

"There is a fine line between geinus and insanity, guess what... I just erased it."

"If a kid leans back in his chair where it is on two legs and he falls, either he'll learn from his mistakes or the floor will knock some sense into him."

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use (or like) make-up. If you're part of the ones who don't and proud of it, GLUE THIS PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever had a mad, laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile.If you ever had an argument with an imaginary friend and LOST, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull, copy and paste this on your profile.

97% of teens only see Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're one of the other 3% percent who just want to see things explode and robots beating each other up.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book/movie/tv series/or video game and strangle some of the characters for being so INCREDIBLY STUPID, copy and paste this on your profile.

If at one time, you misspelled a word four letters or less, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've read other people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, then copy and paste this on your profile.

93% of American teens would have a serious emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this on your profile. (*Seriously, what was your first clue? Are you really that clueless?*) Don't forget to add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom. Phantom-Figure, Kariman di Sindihan, zara2148. crazyvi, Pheek, XQueenPhantomX, CorinnetheAnime, Zalgo's Jinchuriki, Kyd Wykkyd

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

You call me crazy like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know sugar is the greatest plant ever grown, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love thinking of Anti-Cosmo as your godparent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

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98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like reading fics, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone ever called you insane or crazy and you laughed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever had a cute pet, copy and paste this it into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are part of the 0. 0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you think the world would explode from an alliance between the Lamborghini twins and the Cassette twins, and you want that alliance to happen, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Michael Bay should be ripped a new one for killing off Ironhide and Jazz, copy and paste this into your profile.

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

Why would God make a universe as big as ours and only put life on Earth? It doesn't make sense

Love the world and tea!

Anything that can stay on your head can be a hat, expect a tea cup it is still only a tea cup which in itself is for drinks only.

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