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Joined Jul '14

hello i am pizzawizz welcome to my humble abode, i am a big fan of harry potter, percy jackson, the hunger games,guardians of gahoole,spongebob,MLP, MH and EAH and the total drama series.(whew who knew making a profile would be this hard!)

My top 10 favorite TV shows:

  1. Total drama series
  2. Monster high
  3. Ever after high
  4. Kung fu panda: Legends of awesomeness
  5. Avatar the last Airbender
  6. Legend of Korra
  7. Spongebob squarepants
  8. Teenage mutant ninja turtles
  9. The Big Bang Theory
  10. King of the nerds

My top ten favorite movies:

Harry potter Percy Jackson Kung Fu Panda series guardians of Ga'hoole Ice age series Monsters Vs Aliens The Grinch who stole Christmas Hotel Transylvania Twilight Mirror-mirror

NOT MORE STUFF! Yes, more stuff. I copied this off of SparkulzGurl's profile, you should really check her out!

100 Questions: BE HONEST! And, once you read it, you have to copy and paste this and do it too!


1. last beverage =Hot coco

2. last phone call =from mom

3. last text message =i dont text

4. last song you listened to =

5. last time you cried =


6. dated someone twice =

7. been cheated on =

8. kissed someone & regretted it= Never had my first kiss. (I'm starting to regret posting this...)

9. lost someone special =

10. been depressed = Yes. Totally yes.

11. been drunk and threw up = I'm not old enough to drink.


12. green

13. blue

14. yellow


15. Made a new friend = Yep.

16. Fallen out of love = Nope

17. Laughed until you cried = Totally. My friends are really hilarious sometimes.

18. Met someone who changed you = Not really.

19. Found out who your true friends were = Yes.

20. Found out someone was talking about you=

21. Kissed anyone on your fb friend's list = Nope.


22. How many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life = I don't have a Facebook account, so, no.

24. Do you have any pets = Yes,a big cricket who i just found(no seriously i just found him an hour ago on the floor)

26. What did you do for your last birthday = Went to chukie cheese and rewatched every season of total drama for the third time

27. What time did you wake up today = 7:00 am (stupid school)

28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Read fanfictions, write fan fiction,read fanfiction watch ice age continental drift and the twilight series while checking my ice age village app.(i multitasked)

29. something you CANNOT wait for = Getting a pet!!!!

30. Last time you saw your Mother = A minute ago?

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = Wish my family had more spending money.

32. What are you listening to right now = weird Al perform this way(don't judge me you do the same things too!)

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = Yes, or no wait have i?

34. What's getting on your nerves right now =

35. Most visited webpages (If you have Chrome, open a new tab and check your top 8 most visited websites) =, Total drama, Google ,monster high/ever after high(stop judging me!!!!!) and pottermore(i am a total potterweenie!!!) .

37. Nicknames =


39. Zodiac Sign =Sagittarius(i was supposed to be a Scorpio but technically i was born on nov on the last day of the Scorpio, confusing stuff right)

40. He or She? = ...I'm gonna let you figure that out.

41. Elementary? = I'm not gonna say.

42. Middle School = I'M just gonna say south since it's a common name

43. High school/College = I'm not old enough to be in high school or college.

44. Hair color =Black.

45. Long or short = It's long, like really long.

46. Height = Last I checked, I was 5'5"?

47. Do you have a crush on someone? = Maybe, it's complicated. My heart is seriously messed up.

48: What do you like about yourself? = I can speak pig latin or eakspay atinlay I'm amazing at school,and i have an enormous appetite.

49. Piercings =nopies

50. Tattoos =Yeah...Naah

51. Righty or lefty = Lefty!


52. First surgery =

53. First piercing =

54. First best friend=

55. First sport you joined = Swimming(if its considered a sport)

56. First vacation = london fun!!!


59. Eating =

60. Drinking = No.

61. I'm about to =watch kung fu panda 2(watching the Grinch who stole Christmas (movie)

62. Listening to =

63. Waiting for =


64. Want kids? = Yes.

65. Get Married? = Yes, and hopefully only once.

66. Career? = A doctor/kids author(or both).


67. Lips or eyes? = Eye's.

68. Hugs or kisses = Hugs. I could probably answer this question better if I had actually had my first kiss, but hugs are so warm and cute. Sometimes kisses can get really disgusting.

69. Shorter or taller = Tall, since I'm like one of the tallest guys in my grade, I need someone to match up to me.

70. Older or Younger = Don't care.

71. Romantic or spontaneous = Can't I chose both!?!? Okay then, I'll have to pick spontaneous. Going like one hundred miles on a motorcycle is waaaay better than sitting in some stuffy restaurant(but an all you can eat buffet may change my mind).

72. Nice stomach or nice arms = Nice stomach better to eat stuff with

73. Sensitive or loud = Don't care.

74. Relationships or Friendships = Both.

75. Trouble maker or hesitant = Definitley hesistant


76. Kissed a stranger = No, and i doubt I ever will

77. Drank hard liquor =NOPE too young

78. Lost glasses/contacts = yeah

79. Sex on first date = I am WAAAAAAY to young to be having freaking SEX!

80. Broken someone's heart =no

81. Had your own heart broken = Yes.

82. Been arrested = No.

83. Turned someone down = No.

84. Cried when someone died = I've never really known anyone who has died. But heck, when Robin Williams died, I cried for like a week. R.I.P :(.

85. Fallen for a friend =


86. Yourself = yes

87. Miracles = Yes.

88. Love at first sight =yes

89. Heaven = Yes.

90. Santa Claus = Even though my parents told me he doesn't exist, I still kinda believe in him. Can you blame me!? I thought he was real for eleven freaking years!

91. Kiss on the first date = Yes.

92. Angels = I believe.


93. Had more than one bf/gf? = No

94. Is there one person you want to be with right now? = no

95. Did you sing today? = I sing like everyday so yea.

96. Ever cheated on somebody? = -_-

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why? = Probably last year back to when i dropped my pants in gym class

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = Probably my b-day. It was so relaxing and my parents and peers did like everything for me!

99. Are you afraid of falling in love? = No, I can handle (almost) anything (not anything anything, pervs)

100.posting this as a hundred truths?= no glorbnax

... I'm not good at these. So I shall middle things up with my motivational speech. (it sucks)

Look out into the sky at night.

See those stars? They are trillions and trillions of miles away. There are more trillions and trillions of miles away that we can't even see.

Look at the moon. Look how bright it shines in the night. Beautiful, isn't it? Imagine: people have walked on it.

Now look at the trees. They are essential for your existence. They create oxygen for you to breathe.

Please, don't waste nature's gifts on being a Jerk. Don't waste that breath to tell someone to kill them self. Don't look up and think there's nothing when all those stars might even hold humane, intelligent life.

There's more to this gift you've been given than being pretty. Trust me, you're beautiful, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Look at nature. It's beautiful.

Love Pizzawizz

(i got this from bamibambams you should really check out her profile)



-But he's spoiling me and i love it"-Stuart

-Bridgette is really amazing! She's so sweet and pretty and down to earth! I'm afraid she's gonna accidentally kill me by the end of the day-Geoff

-So... your girlfriend turned on you, huh? Hate to see that happen. Bet you feel like a loser about now, huh? Less of a man.- Noah

-(in confessional, about Katie and Sadie) I... Am going... To lose it! Seriously, If I have to hang around these two for much longer, I'll throw myself off a cliff!- Justin

-(in confessional) No man should be that flexible!- Gwen

-Eeee! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Two Codys! I'm confused... and excited! (alien-Cody explodes) Okay, now I'm just confused...- Sierra

-The jackets are here!! (everybody cheers) ... In six to eight weeks!- Chris

-Get down here and die like a man!- Heather

-(rips shirt off) I'll work on the port bow!- Alejandro
-With your shirt off?- Duncan

- (sarcastically) Oh really? 'Cause I wanna stay married to your sunshiney-self forever!- Duncan

-Shoving mister popular into shark infested waters for no reason, You just handed me the million, I can't wait for the vote. Heather

-Wow. Al hates being called "Al"? Gosh, Al. Owen must have called Al "Al" like a thousand times on the show, eh Al? Poor Al.- Cody

-Guys, guys, guys! How about another musical number?! (starts singing) A pyramid is just a triangle with room inside. I would be awesome as Frankenstein's bride.- Izzy

-That's... wonderful! (cuts to Alejandro in the lavatory confessional) (bleep) Que idiotas! (bleep) Incompetentes! (bleep)!- Alejandro

-So the guys who come in last get a camel and we get a stick?- LeShawna

-You hear that? That's the sound of girls all over the world, running and rushing just desperate to... lock their doors!- Heather

-The stick will save us! Hop on, guys! Go, stick!- Lindsay

-Does anyone know where we are?!- Heather
-Planet Earth, silly.- Izzy

-Nice. I hate to tell you, but we're on the same team! So you might wanna flip the witch switch back to off!- Gwen

-Will Chef fix the plane so we can leave here while I'm still young?- Chris
-I don't know. Did we land in the seventies?- Noah

-(imitating Sierra) "Considering buying myself a life on Fred's List, but having trouble deciding because they are all such a major improvement!"- Noah

-Oh, wow. That was a deep sleep. A sleep of the dead. Haha! You know what I mean, Tyler? DEAD!- Duncan

-Oh, okay! (to DJ) Hey, DJ! Hey, you wanna go for hot dogs with my buddy Noah? He says your legs are nice. (wolf whistles)- Owen
-(sarcastically) Yeah, because that's exactly what I told him to say.- Noah

-(in confessional, brushing his teeth crazily) Malvada Bruja! Malditos Incompetentes!- Alejandro

Twenty-five of us went to the jungle that night... only five came back out.- Chef

-(after seeing Geoff being chased by a hail cloud) Look, that cloud is following him. Awww, it's like his own baby cloud. I want one, too! Here, cloudy-cloud!- · Lindsay

-I would be. If she were me and you were still you, you'd be seriously maimed.- Izzy

-(To Scott)"You weren't held enough as a child"-Dawn

-We can do this;You and me as one"-Hiccup

-"Toothless you know that doesn't wash out!"-Hiccup

-"You're my one and only jewel"-Blu

-"Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store, maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more-The Grinch

-"Merry Christmas Mr Grinch"-Cindy Lou

-"I love you Dad"-Po

"I love you too son"-Mr Ping


Remember dragon warrior anything is possible when you have inner peace"-Shifu

"The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now"-Po

"Yesterday is history,tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That is why they call it the present-Master Oogway

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If Fanfiction is to you is what My Space is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they SLOW down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with its name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don’t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...


It’s Called ... therapy!


"Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth." Ancient Proverb.

--Actually, guns do kill people.

--"If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun." Unknown

--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. (I have this as a wooden sign on my wall.)

--You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!

--Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

--I'm not suffering from insanity... I'm enjoying every minute of it!

--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

--I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

--Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.

--Never knock on Death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

--Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

--Some people are like slinkies: good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

--Normal people worry me.

--And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution.

--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

--You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

--Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

--Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.

--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

--I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

--Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

--Eagles may soar, but wolves don't get sucked up into jet engines.

--"Pardon me while I find a container for my joy." Debbie of the Wild Thornberrys

--"Of course, you realize this means war." Bugs Bunny

--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

--A day without sunshine is lik-e... Night.

--When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

--If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

--If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

--Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

--If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

--When you cry, I'll cry, you laugh, I'll laugh, you fall down a ski slope, I'll laugh even harder.

--Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

--If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

--Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

--Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

--The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

--We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

--They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

--Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.\

--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

--Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

--I'm not a complete idiot.Some parts are missing.

--Fun flies when your doing time.

--I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

--My reality check bounced.

--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

--"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat." Unknown

--Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

--Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

--Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it is hot.

--Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

--Work now, make others work later.

--Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

--There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose.

"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep...wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you... The one who turns to his friends and says 'that's her' " - I don't know who wrote this but I love them!

“If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.” - Author Unknown

Trying to make someone fall in love with you is about as pointless as trying to control who you fall in love with.” -Author Unknown

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved.” - Author Unknown

You've spent your whole life running and running, and trying to catch up with something that has never been there for you. And all you've done is go farther and farther away from the precious love that's been waiting for you all the time.” -Author Unknown

Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.” - Elbert Hubbard

There are two sorts of romantics: those who love, and those who love the adventure of loving.” -Lesley Blanch

Do you see how you hurt me, baby? So I hurt you too. Then we both get so blue. I am on a lonely road and I am traveling, looking for the key to set me free.” - Joni Mitchell

"A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one."Guy de Maupassant (that's a Remy LeBeau philosophy if I've ever heard one)

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.” - Oscar Levant

Acting is a way of living out one's insanity.” -Isabelle Huppert

Control your life through insanity.” -Cliff Burton

My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.” - Author Unknown

You're the one who broke my heart, you're the reason my world fell apart, you're the one who made me cry, yet I'm still in love with you and I don't know why.” - Author Unknown

Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.” -Author Unknown

You asked me what was wrong, I smiled and said nothing. When you turned around a tear came down and I whispered to myself everything.” -Author Unknown

Somehow I know we'll meet again, not quite sure where and not sure when, your in my heart so until then good-bye” - Author Unknown

TV & Books:

"When snow melts what does it become?” – Thank you Hatori (Fruits Basket)

"God doesn't make mistakes?! I don't know putting testicles on the outside doesn't seem like such a good idea to me." -Booth & Angela from Bones (the episode with the Gravedigger)

"Apparently, a girl with super strength is far more intimidating than a few muscle-bound thieves." - Thank you to Black-Rose23 (story: The Rogue Xman)

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better.” - William Shakespeare (Much Ado about Nothing)

“Jeez Louise,” I said. “Where the heck did you come from?” “Bangkok. Not that it matters.” He looked around. - Wicked Appetite by Janet Evanovich (Lizzy to Diesel)

Death can not stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while.” - Wesley (The Princess Bride)

May I ask you name, my lady? Or perhaps angels have no names, only beautiful faces.” A Knight's Tale

The Author & Company:

"You're just jealous that the voices talk to me!" - Well I take credit because I say it a lot, but Chellerbelle's the one who brought it to the internet first

Beware, dude. Women are quick to anger and slow to forgive” - My friends Elliot and Mike say this all the time

"Do not mess in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with Ketchup" - Its so TRUE!!

"interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum orbis terrarum vincedarum" - Anna, Hunting Ground (Alpha and Omega, book 2) Cookie to all that know what that means!!!!!!!!!

"Those who flame shall fear the wrath of the author and her editing minions who love to flame back ten time better" - ME! After getting my 25th flame five years ago.

--"What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the WINDOW." Burton Rascoe

--"The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes." Agatha Christie

--I'm not fluent in stupid so speak slowly to me. (Another wooden sign on my wall.)

--What are those football players doing on the band's field? (And another wooden sign on my wall.)

--"The road to Hell is paved with adverbs." Stephen King

--"It is impossible to discourage the real writers- they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write." Sinclair Lewis

--"Loafing is the most productive part of a writer's life." James Norman Hall

--"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." E.L. Doctorow


If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative

Therapist The/rapist... scary thought…

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Okay, that was amusing at first, but now it's somewhat scary

We should have thrown you in the dungeon years ago

Or we could eat you. I never had rat before, but with the right sauce, who knows?

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MuAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS

Why is when we talk to god we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin

it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and smack some sense into that foo.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

There's a FINE LINE between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

Shun the non-believer. SSHHUUNN!! SSHHUUNNN!!!!!

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?

A wise MAN once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman,"

It's so simple to be wise! Just think of something stupid to say and then say the exact opposite...

Love your enemies, it ticks them off.

And just when I found the key to success...someone goes and changes all the locks!!

I used to have a handle on life... and then it broke.

There's always light at the end of the tunnel...just pray it's not a train.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

The difference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to make it work again.

Anyone who says easy as taking candy from a baby has clearly never tried it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corner of my room in search of what some might call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, I may not return alive.

You don't like me? So what? I don't wake up every morning to impress you.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce!

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

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This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is dropping your pants in the middle of gym class for no reason.Crazy is when you don’t say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but instead yell random things that make you laugh. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on your scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes "Five minutes left!" Crazy is when you dream of being Max at night and Fang admits he is absolutely in love with you! Crazy is when you read fanfiction or update your profile instead of whatever you're supposed to be doing. Crazy is when you know the difference between "poke" and "pwonk". Crazy is singing beyonce's "single ladies" while twerking in the hallways.Crazy is tapping random people to give them good luck because you believe you are a leprechaun.Crazy is randomly evil laughing in the middle of class. Crazy is when you laugh so hard you snort and the other people don't even look up. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

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You know you live in 2009 when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

IThis is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

If you think Canada is AWESOME, copy and paste this to your profile, Eh!

The words I love you in different languages.

English: I love you

Dutch: Ik hou van je

French: Je t'aime

German: Ich liebe dich

Japanese: Aishiteru

Latin: Amo te

Danish: Jeg elsker dig

Turkish: Seni seviyorum

Italian: Ti amo

Spanish: Te quiero

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This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the STAIR RAILS
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (I'm an idiot!)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave( i wish)
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have SKINNED your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min. to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backsideof an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught (Lying is bad!)
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your FACE and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (...Well I didn't think it would happen like in the movies!)
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light BULB (Burned my hands!)
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s DRESS SHIRTS have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else'stoothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Bold the things you have done!

Birth Months: (bold yours)

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

Abstract thoughts.Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good DOCTORS. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good SENSE OF HUMOR. Logical.


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333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart--super funny--

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart

2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."

5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"

8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

9. Get a BATMAN costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"

10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"

11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them

14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice

15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts

16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens

18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. CONTINUE to do this until they leave the department

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap

20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor

21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

22. Open a pack of Yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"

23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation

24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."

25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...

26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food COURT, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it

27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."

28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song

29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"

30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming

31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called Wal-mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?

32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles

33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them

34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out 35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"

36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room

38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his FAVORITE DOG FOOD"

39. TP as much of the store as possible

40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal

41. Dress up in a TRENCH COAT & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."

42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke

43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off

44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day

45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department

46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom

47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"

48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens

49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts 50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners

51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!

52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night 5

53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the SECURITY CAMERAS

54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand

55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face 5

56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by

57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a McChicken 59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"

60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"

61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name

62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters

63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans

64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again

65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you

66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!

67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing

68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"

69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head

70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"

71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"

72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.

73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."

74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.

75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song

76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store

77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead

78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you

79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles

80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."

81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down

82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham

83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags

84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle 85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions

86. Swing on the half price banners

87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed

88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty 89. Hold Barbie for ransom

90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"

91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart

92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"

93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"

94. Do your own radio show over the intercom

95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask

96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up

97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!

98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you

99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over

101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund

102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby

103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."

104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded

105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items

106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"

107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"

108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"

109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit

110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"

111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around

112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"

113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend you're having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around

114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."

115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy fries. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the fries above their head like there getting married

116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"

117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in

118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.

119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.

121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.

122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Wal-Mart

124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things

125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.

126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone fromNew York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.

127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.

128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.

130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.

132. Light a match under a sprinkler

133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.

134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.

135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.

136. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"

137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.

138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

139. start hitting on the mannequins.

140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.

141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.

142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.

143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.

144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"

145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.

146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"

147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"

148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel

149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!

150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"

151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash REGISTERS to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.

152. Ask for Goat Milk

153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.

154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"

155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people

156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"

157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"

158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"

159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!

160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.

161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"

162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"

163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.

164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker! 1

65. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins

166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.

167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.

168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.

169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face

170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. CONTINUE doing it for a long period of time.

171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.

172. Start playing the violin. 173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!" 174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.

175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.

176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce like a bum

177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"

178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily

179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.

180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.

181. Shoot spit wads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically

182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"

183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"

184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff

185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.

186. Walk around in a court jester costume

187. Run at people with a pitch fork

188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack

189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them 190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."

191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"

192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people

193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'

194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.

195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day

196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals

197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera

198. Yell curse words at people

199. Knock down as many displays as you can

200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.

201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people

202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away

203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"

204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle

205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces

206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"

207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.

208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.

209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.

210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.

211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"

212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.

213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.

214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"

215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"

216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock

217. Tap dance through the store

218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican

219. Rip open every package you see

220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.

221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)

222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."

223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.

224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"

225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.

226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI Joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"

227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.

228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.

229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.

230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.

231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.

232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target

233. Throw a party in a busy isle

234. Test drive lawn mowers

235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store

236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around

237. Carry a bomb and make it explode

238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it

239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager

240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by

241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"

242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.

243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar

244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"

245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers

246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)

247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.

248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"

249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"

250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it

251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"

252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda

253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"

254. Order a pizza from the cashier

255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred

256. Start a food fight

257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"

258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.

259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you

260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt

261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"

262. Flip off the manager

263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...

264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"

265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide across the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"

266. Throw a dance party

267. Write on the floors

268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.

269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.

270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.

271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.

272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"

273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.

274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.

275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"

276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.

277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!

278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.

279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase

280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra

281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.

282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow

283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks

284. Flirt with the manager's husband

285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.

286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil

287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"

288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...

289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in

290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."

291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.

292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"

293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)

294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target,Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.

295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)

296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"

297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"

298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"

299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint

300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"

301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas

302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey

303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar

304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal-Mart a Make Over.

305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.

306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!"

307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.

308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.

309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"

310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.

311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."

312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"

313. In Wal-Mart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them.

314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"

315. Spit in the manager's face

316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad

317. Go to customer service and say, "YOUR FAT valet guy stole my car."

318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt

319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles

320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"

321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"

322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"

323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people

324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance

325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"

326. Make your friend that's a guy try on GIRL CLOTHES and then have him run around like a crazy person.

327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a WIZARD, Harry!"

328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.

329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"

330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a CHEAP GLASS pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.

331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed Elmo’s hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"

332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the BATMAN theme song.

333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.), OutcastToReality(L from Death Note, and THE BEST FRICKIN' VILLAIN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH: THE JOKER from Dark Knight) Holly Quinn (The Joker -sigh-)Dalia N'Shard (Joker, Dark Walter, Hans Gunsche, Jack Sparrow, Severus Snape, Erik, Atem, 2005 Riddler, Ghoul, and presently, Joker), Mam'zelleCombeferre(Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Edward CullenIM SORRY, Sydney Carton, Combeferreobviously, Jehan Prouvaire, and Enjolras) Firebird's Song (Joker, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Jace Wayland from City of bones, Jason voorhees(Duh) and Seth Clearwater from Twilight, oh and Dorian Grey and Tom Saywer, from LXG), The Shrubbery (Gaara, Kyo, Yuuki, Gale, L, too many more!), MPHknows (Han Solo, Gale, Fang, Iggy(i dont have a crush on him, i'm in love with him), Vladimir Tod, Max off of WIZARDS of Waverly Place), rocketdog791 (Fang, Gale, Jacob, Jace, Sam, Harry, Kishan, and many many more!!), It’s Fnicking Awesomeness (FANG!!!!!!), Random1324 (Fang :3), Moonlight Shines (Bodil40, Joker, Ichigo)

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why they call it the Present." - Master Oogway

You're Too Big a Harry Potter Fan when...

You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your COMPUTER says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5, 6, and 7 in your hands.

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You yell into the "tellyfone."

You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.

You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving

In Remembrance...

…In remembrance of Fred Weasley

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero… well as a totally awesome werewolf!

….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora

...and would change the color of her hair Red and Gold.

…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too right..

…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

...the person i once had a crush on but now he looks like a *...

…that's why he got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more...

...and is uterly INSANE.

…In remembrance of Colin Creevey

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In remembrance of Hedwig

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

...In rememberance of George's right ear...

...whose death wasn't really necessary...

...but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.And.Ever.Forever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo and Cooler than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

James Potter II ... now knows what to give to her mother at christmass and would like to say he is not a JUNIOR like Haley say's

Haley Black ... Siriusly disagrees with that and would loves to do pranks and ride a broom

Al Potter ... says some people are very very Paranoid like his dad

Harry Potter .. does that for their own good

Scopius Malfoy ... says would Rose Weasley go out with him

Rose Weasley ... says 'hmmm Okay'

Hugo Weasley ... Yells Malfoy to get off her sister

Lily Potter ... says Rose can date with anyone she wants

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.Ever.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.Haha

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane. Very Insane

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy ... wouls buy a new hairbrush

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence. Even if it is.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff for someone.

Slytherins … will push that someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet


Normal People vs. PJO fans

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will ask Zeus to make it rain



NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would go somewhere sunny for their vacation

PJO FANS: Would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise

PJO FANS: would swear on the river styx

NORMAL PEOPLE: say Why is Love so complicated!

PJO FANS: say Why is Aphrodite so complicated!

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Percy Jackson oath:

I promise to remember Percy:

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth:

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature:

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke:

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron:

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson:

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia:

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse:

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca:

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico:

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë:

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel:

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

because I know what the Percy fans know and that

Percy Jackson isn't an obsession

Its a way of life, you know...






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Chuck Norris Facts:

Chuck Norris once appeared to Martin Luther King in a dream.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris plays Russian roulet the bullet hopes it doesn't hit Chuck Norris.

Chuck doesn't battle, he only allows you to lose.

Chuck Norris once counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow.

The last prime number is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was in Star Wars...he was the Force

Chuck Norris's watch doesn't tell him the time...he tells it!

So Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim thorugh land

Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.

People have Tornado watch. Tornadoes have Chuck Norris watch

Humans have Shark Week. Sharks have Chuck Norris week

Chuck Norris once tried to skip a stone in the ocean...three weeks later, a man in France was killed when a stone jumped out of the water and struck him in the head.

Chuck Norris once got shot. after three days of agonizing pain, the bullet died in a hosptial.

There was no Big Bang... only Chuck Norris, a can of beans, and a lighter

God said "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said "Say Please"

Chuck Norris died twenty years ago, Death is just too scared to tell him.

Chuck Norris went to the sun, the sun got burned

Chuck Norris doesnt dodge bullets, bullets dodge him

Santa tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but Chuck Norris never cries

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him

Chuck norris can win a staring competition... with his eyes closed

Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac from Burger King...and got one.

Chuck Norris got set on fire. The fire had to stop, drop, and roll

Chuck Norris won a staring contest against a picture

The real reason hitler killed himself was because he found out Chuck Norris was a jew

Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding

Chuck Norris doesn't fight he just allows you to lose

chuck Norris CAN belive its not butter.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks

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When chuck Norris takes a loan from the bank the bank pays him interest

The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas he just hired Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris knows no boundaries the boundaries know him.

Chuck Norris abducts aliens

The sun wears Chuck Norris block

Chuck Norris is the secret of the universe

Chuck Norris is...the most interesting man in the world

The cow jumped over the moon because Chuck Norris threw it.

Things to Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

I wonder why people say 'life is so short?' when life is the longest thing that you will ever experience?

You can't have everything... where would you put it?

If curiosity killed the cat, then what about it's other lives?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

What disease did cured ham have?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

What happens when Pinocchio says that his nose is going to grow?

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

Do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?

How come SUPERMAN would stop bullets with his chest, but ducked when people threw stuff at him?

If it's zero degrees today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why is it an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in an asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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Here Ye! Here Ye! This is a petition for an Underdog season of Total Drama, details below!

Noah the Noah-all. Dawn the Aura Whisperer. B the Silent Genious. Brick the Cadet. Cody the Tech Geek. Samey the Good Twin. These are some of the most famous Total Drama competitors to date, with either their witty remarks, their awesome gimmicks, or just awesome personality in general! But they were cut short. Dawn Has multiple pairings with other characters like Noah or B. Noah as well, along with Cody, and even Anne Maria! These characters deserve a season of their own, where THEY shine. Not Heather, not Duncan or Alejandro. The season of underdogs, Total Drama Underdogs!br /br /We could get couples such as Noah and Dawn and Samey and Topher, or awesome story arcs we never even thought were possible! With Fresh TV busy with the Redonculous Race, season 6 of Total Drama is still undecided, and we could have a 26 episode season focused on our favorite underdogs!

"We, the loyal and dedicated fans of the Total Drama Series, wish for a season that focuses solely on underdogs, and gives development to characters who lack it! We want Total Drama Underdogs!"

To sign this petition, please go to the following link: /petitions/create-an-underdog-season-of-total-drama.html

Please sign and re-post this to your deviant art page, your fanfiction page, and any social media page! This is an oppertunity for US to get what we want! Sign now!

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