15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why is Tigger always bouncing around? He doesn't want to step on Pooh!
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? A blood test!
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to
instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the
basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet,
she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so
beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was
to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and
was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about
half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know!
Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting
to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned
off the big fan!"
A man checked into a hotel in Australia. There was a computer in his
room,so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally
typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent
Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen
To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Arrived
Date: May 27 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope
your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.s It is so darn hot down here !!
Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidentally swallowed a quarter. He went crying to his mom, choking on the quarter.
They took him to a doctor, who said that the quarter was impossible to remove without surgery, they consulted a specialist who was of the same
opinion. Then came a man who said he could get the money out in a jiffy.
He turned little Johnny upside down and patted him with great precision on the back of neck and, sure enough, the quarter rolled out. Everyone
was amazed, the father said You must be an expert! The man replied,
No sir I'm just a tax collector.
A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique Regis Michelle Fawn Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or
Tilly. She seems to follow the scale Do Re Me Fa So La and then Ti.
Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it.
It's a Shadow!
No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?
I am Fire.
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the 8 percent laughing their behinds off at the others! XD
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If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.
If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
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Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as
unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
Even the most withered rose can have a fragrance when given a little blessing.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you hear the characters voices in your head when you read something, post this on your profile!
When you imagine the characters in a book and they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!
If you like writing paste this onto your profile.
wand: HOLLY AND DRAGON CORE, TWELVE AND A HALF INCHES, SURPRISINGLY SWISHY
Holly is one of the rarer kinds of wand woods; traditionally considered protective, it works most happily for those who may need help overcoming a tendency to anger and impetuosity. At the same time, holly wands often choose owners who are engaged in some dangerous and often spiritual quest. Holly is one of those woods that varies most dramatically in performance depending on the wand core, and it is a notoriously difficult wood to team with phoenix feather, as the wood's volatility conflicts strangely with the phoenix's detachment. In the unusual event of such a pairing finding its ideal match, however, nothing and nobody should stand in their way.
As a rule, dragon heartstrings produce wands with the most power, and which are capable of the most flamboyant spells. Dragon wands tend to learn more quickly than other types. While they can change allegiance if won from their original master, they always bond strongly with the current owner.
The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental.
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Hobbit- Movyan Gammidge of Buckland
Elven- Isólindë Tinúviel
Dwarf- Claeryan the Brave
Human- Rhigodith Uinéniel
Wizard- Annatar The Wise