Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
and he called it "Chops"
because that was the name of his dog
and that's what it was all about
His teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
and his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts
That was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
and he let them sing on the bus
and his little sister was born
with tiny toenails and no hair
and his mother and father kissed a lot
and the girl around the corner
sent him a valentine
signed with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
and his father always tucked him in bed at night
and was always there to do it
Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
and he called it "Autumn"
because that was the name of the season
and that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because of the new paint
And the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
and left butts on the pews
and sometimes they would burn holes
That was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
and the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
and the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed a lot
and his father never tucked him in bed at night
and his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it
Once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Innocence: A Question"
because that was the question about his girl
And his professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
That was the year Father Tracy died
and he forgot how the end of the Apostles' Creed went
and he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
and his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
And the girl around the wore too much makeup
that made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
because that was the thing to do
And at 3 am
he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly
That's why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
And he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
because that was what it was really all about
And he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
And he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didn't think
he could reach the kitchen--
My Favorite Pairings: NinjagoLavashipping (Kai/Cole) Plasmashipping (Kai/Jay) Oppositeshipping (Kai/Zane) Bruiseshipping (Jay/Cole) Jaya (Jay/Nya) Pixane (Zane/PIXAL)
My Favorite Pairings: Death NoteL/Light
My Favorite Pairings: The OutsidersJohnny/Ponyboy Two-Bit/Ponyboy Sodapop/Ponyboy Steve/Ponyboy Pretty much just everyone/Ponyboy
I do NOT support:Greenwisp (Jay/Lloyd, Ninjago) Technoshipping (Jay/Zane, Ninjago) Glaciershipping (Zane/Cole, Ninjago) Nya/Cole (Ninjago) Nya/Lloyd (Ninjago) Kai/Nya incest (Ninjago) Light/Misa (Death Note)
Favorite Color(s): Black (every single color put together; goes with everything), white (absence of color; goes with everything), and red (versatile - can represent hate and anger, and love and passion all at the same time; color of blood)
Favorite Chocolate: Twix, chocolate covered gummy bears
Favorite Bands(s): Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, Boys Like Girls, All-American Rejects, Simple Plan, Mayday Parade, Paramore, Green Day, The Offspring, Falling in Reverse, Nirvana
Pet Peeves: Poor grammar, loud off key singing, & stupid, cocky people who think they're right all the time
Bad Habits: Being lazy, biting tongue, tapping foot, & cracking joints
Favorite Hobbies: Reading, writing, singing, & drawing
Favorite Subjects: English, choir
Least Favorite Subjects: History, Math
Ambitions: Go to Harvard, become a writer/psychologist, get married and have one kid
How much am I worth?
Natural Hair Color:
[x]Brown - $100
[ ]Blonde - $50
] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75
Brown - $50 [x]
Green - $75 [ ]
Blue - $150 [ ]
Hazel - $100 ]
Other - $15 [ ]
Total so far: 150
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$
] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x] under 5'4 0$
Total so far: 150
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: 250
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ]Second born - $150-
Middle child - $100
Last Born - $100 ]
Third born - $550 [ ]
Fourth born - $300 [ ]
Fifth born - $400 [ ]
Sixth born -$215
Total so far: 570
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Total so far: 1170
[ ] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100 ]
Glasses - $50 [x]
Contacts - $25 ]
Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: 1220
Shoe Size: ]
13 - $300 [ ]
12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ]
11 to 12 - $400 [ ]
7 to 10 - $500 ]
Under 7- $450 [x]
Total so far: 1670
Favorite Colors (multiple):
Green - $750]
Red - $600 [x]
Black - $100 [x]
Yellow -$475 ]
Brown - $300 ]
Purple - $225 ]
White - $400 [x]
Aqua - $350 ]
Orange - $300 ]
Blue - $300 [x]
Pink - $100 ]
Other - $500[ ]
Did you use a calculator to add it all up? ] Yes - $0 [x] Nope - add $1000 ] some - 750
Final Total: $4070
I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!!!!!!!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Emo is actually a MUSIC GENRE. It's punk, but with more depth to the lyrics)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT As, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (I'm only in my early teens... XP)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I had a boyfriend. Then he dumped me. The end.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (Although, I am a bit of a nerd... lolz)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Sooo not true)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (I'm half Japanese and half Filipino, bitch)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I wish I was... in a band, that is.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (Who the fuck is like everybody else anyways??)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so i MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Technically, I'm pansexual. But whatever)
I have LOW SELF-ESTEEM, so I MUST think badly of myself and be depressed all the time.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Although it does straddle the line of talent and slightly better than average)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (COME AT ME BRO!)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (Well, I mean, if you're a nudist...isn't showing people your boobs kind of the point? XD)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (I also read manga _)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Only when I cosplay do I crossdress.)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Only once or twice! I swear!)
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Duh)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I really do love blood. I don't think I could possibly live without it...oh, wait.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (YAOI RULES!!!)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so It MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (I am against abortion, though...)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Don't we all disagree with our government at times? Does that make us ALL terrorists?)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (YAY FOR SHOUNEN-AI!!)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Hahahahaha)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (Fuck fuck fuckity-fuck fuck)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (My number one pet-peeve right here you guys.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Does strong-ish count?)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I am CHINESE, so I MUST support Communism. (Not sure if being one-tenth Chinese counts, but oh well XP)
I'm original, so I MUST be shunned.
Honestly the whole stereotype thing is annoying! Just because your gay, or christian, or whatever doesn't mean that you fit that and ONLY that! Copy and Paste if you agree!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans. (I practically live in jeans...)
Dogs are better than cats. (Sebastian disagrees...)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (Seriously hate shopping T_T)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. (My feet actually get cold REALLY easily)
Total: 18 (Erm... Should I be worried...?)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (I hate lip gloss! It makes your lips feel all greasy like you just smeared a big fat juicy hamburger all over your friggin' mouth!)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (Black is my life)
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Only in dark colors)
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I literally own two skirts... One of which doesn't fit me anymore)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (Tap dancing, anyone?)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. (Durh...)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it. (Especially if it's non-consensual... *smirk*)
Like being the star of every thing.
Total: 10 (*facepalm*)
List only 10 characters from any series. NINJAGO MASTERS OF SPINJITZU :D
(6) Sensei Wu
1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?
Kai's being perverted again? Well, in that case...
Me: What the hell? Get out! *pause* WELL I DON'T GIVE A #@%$ IF YOU NEED MORE HAIR GEL! X_X
7 cooked you dinner.
Oh... Candy and soda... Awesome, Lloyd.
4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this?
Nya and Garmadon? Hm... Maybe they're debating on whether or not leaving your son in the care of a heinous school meant for 'bad boys' is good parenting?
6 Is extremly pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?
Okay, Sensei Wu's pissed? Maybe Kai accidentally knocked over his last batch of tea...? Oh, and I'd probably be laughing my ass off in the corner while Kai gets yelled at.
3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?
Zane's marrying Jay? Hm... Not my favorite pairing, but I suppose I'd be happy for them!
You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.
Wow, Misako, I didn't think you were into that kind of stuff... *scratches neck* Okay, well I'm gonna go... *slowly backs out of room, closes door, then proceeds to vomit profusely*
You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?
PIXAL? Yeah, I guess I can see her doing that :P
You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.
Okay, so let me get this straight -- Kai, Jay, and PIXAL are all wearing speedos? Alright, I'm fine with Kai and Jay (more than fine, actually XD) but, PIXAL? Will somebody please pass me that knife over there, so I can cut my eyes out?
8 confessed to be a part of your family.
Awesome, I'm related to a hottie! See, I told you my good looks run in the family!! XD
6 kidnapped you, why is this?
He's testing my AWESOME ninja skillz (that's right, with a 'z'! XD) so he can take me to join the ninjas!
You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 10.
Oh my Lord Garmadon... Zane and PIXAL, what did I tell you about Misako and her porn?!
7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?
Lloyd, didn't I tell you Nya's no good at relationships?! I mean, just look at that whole Love Tester thing and where it's gotten her!
5 gave you a teddy bear.
Awe, Garmy! Wait, where's its head??
9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.
Hm.. Kai and PIXAL? That... actually isn't that bad of a pairing... Now, let's just hope Zane doesn't find out, yes?
8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?
Ooh! Cole's cussing out Sensei Wu?! Hahaha!!
Okay, I got it: Cole's mad because Sensei Wu left Lloyd in the clutches of his evil father. And Lloyd, of course, is watching because it involves him. :)
It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?
Awe, what a nice gesture, Nya! Ooh, let's replace Kai's hair gel with lube! XD
5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.
WTF? Get the hell off me, Garmadon!
You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?
So Misako or Jay? Well, I'd probably invite Jay to join our little picnic instead...
1 suspects you are Kira.
facepalm* Kai, what did I say about watching Death Note?? And besides, who do you think you are, L? Or are you just drunk...?
You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?
Let's see... I think I'd play a game of mental chess with her! (Pawn to E5, anyone...?)
And if anyone else was in the elevator, I wouldn't mind being trapped in a closed space with Kai and Jay ;)
2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.
Awe, Jay! *to Nya* Don't worry, you don't have to choose between him and Cole anymore, 'cause he's MINE!!!
4 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking?
I think she'd probably sing something like 'Bleeding Love' by Leona Lewis, or maybe 'I'm Like a Bird' by Nelly Furtado. Though I'd make her sing Candyman by Christina Aguilera if I could XD
1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.
It's about time you came out of the closet, Kai! Now go date either Cole or Jay and end that stupid love triangle!!
All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?
I'd like to think Sensei Wu, since you know, he's Sensei. So yeah.